How to lose virginity to a hooker?

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How do I find a good one and what age group should I go for?

If I go for someone my age or younger, it'll be awkward seeing the same peers that shit on me holding back their disgust for me. They might even try to flake or do some other shit to assert their superiority.

If I go for someone older, then she will be more accepting of my ugliness and will likely try to guide me more but then I will be fucking an old hag.

Help?
 
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dont lose it to a hooker
 
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dont lose it to a hooker
Why? I'm 26 and at least a full year or two away from ascending to normie level by the time I get done with surgeries.
 
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Why? I'm 26 and at least a full year or two away from ascending to normie level by the time I get done with surgeries.
waste of money, find drunk slut in club ive seen them leave with balding manlets 2.5psl
 
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waste of money, find drunk slut in club ive seen them leave with balding manlets 2.5psl
It's only $500 at the most for a Stacy. Not that big of a deal.

I don't drink alcohol and will get mogged in a club.
 
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what do you genuinely look like
 
How do I find a good one and what age group should I go for?
Bro, You've been larping for 3 years here already...

First you said you were

Now, you are saying you are rich... and asking where to find a hooker... as if they wouldn't have found you themselves if you TRULY were rich...

MIRIN' YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA :aheago:
 
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I had considered this hard back in 2021 tbh. Idk how it is where you live (eastern europe i'm assuming), but here most hookers are basically all silicone lmao. I'd aim for as natural looking as possible. 20-28 would be a good age range, imo.
 
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U r subhuman cuz u waste time making made up stories on an incel site
 
If you're 28 and a virgin you can use that to date girls younger claiming virginity is very important to you and that is why you waited to have sex and I think alot of people who respect that. Also if people found out you bought a hooker that would people terrible people will think you partook in sex trafficking and they will think buying a hooker is just sad worse than being a virgin. Also I dont think you will any better you will probably feel worst having use money to buy a whore. I would say do it if you were wealthy and could keep buying hooker but to just lose your virginity? I would not recommend, but if you do go to Europeans brothels
 
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Just offer some instagram hottie $100,000. That's only 1/1000 of your net worth.
 
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u have to filter out the fake ones. thats easy.

the real ones will be fat or crackheads. i havent done it yet but you get her number and text her and be straight to the point. ask if she does incall or outcall depending on what you want to do then price and location. simple as fuk

ill be doing it soon as well
 
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escort13

u have to filter out the fake ones. thats easy.

the real ones will be fat or crackheads. i havent done it yet but you get her number and text her and be straight to the point. ask if she does incall or outcall depending on what you want to do then price and location. simple as fuk

ill be doing it soon as well
i dont want fat bitches or crackheads. just a decent looking hoe. impossible or nah?
 
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go clubbing instead
 
Why? I'm 26 and at least a full year or two away from ascending to normie level by the time I get done with surgeries.
I would rather kidnap a girl to rape and murder at this point or sneak into her house and kill anyone else in there rape her on some Ramirez type shit.

It’s over at 26 yo virgin so give up on love and life.

Rape.
 
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im too ugly and im in a shit country where i dont speak the local language.
post pic in dm for rate, are you with friends? if yes then its still possible
 
Bro, You've been larping for 3 years here already...

First you said you were

Now, you are saying you are rich... and asking where to find a hooker... as if they wouldn't have found you themselves if you TRULY were rich...

MIRIN' YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA :aheago:
this nigga said he claps hoodrats and they throw it back on him
 
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waste of money, find drunk slut in club ive seen them leave with balding manlets 2.5psl

She’s no different from hookers.
 
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Tried to rent a MTB escort yesterday, but I was rejected because I was honest about my subhumanity and social issues.
 
Try and roast me? That's cute
 
ur an edgy anime mentalcel normie with depression. im actually ugly.
i neither watch anime nor am i edgy. i dont wanna one up you on being subhuman, but i understand what you‘re going through im literally deformed.

you can still have friends if you‘re not completely austistic no dude ever cared about his bros looks besides chads.
 
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