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Let me share my generational elder wisdom
Step 1:
Your parents problably dont wanna you to skip school so!... you must devise a way to stay home. I recommend... sleeping in
Step 2:
Get melatonin from ur local store or something idk
Step 3
Obtain cash. Go to your nearest PHYSICAL pharmacy, such as walgreens CVS etc. Find melatonin 5 mg or melatonin 10 mg. I recommend 5 mg because you can take 3 pills making it 15 mg, or 2 pills making it 10 mg so it is customizable.
Step 4:
Start taking 10 mg 30 minutes before you sleep, or if you forget just take it right before you go to sleep. It doesn't matter because you're not taking it for the quick sleep benefits but rather the ability to sleep 14 hours a day without waking up. FYI this is very hard and probably impossible to do without melatonin.
From my experience, there is actually a anti-tolerence effect. When i started 5 mg did nothing, but now 5 mg is pretty powerful and lets me sleep 12 hours comfortably.
Step 5:
Invest in a sleep mask so you don't get waken by the sun
Congrats you now have the ability to sleep until 3 pm in the morning
FaQ:
1. What if my parents resist?
Well just keep doing it a bunch of times, and slowly scale it. Like first just be late to school a few minutes. Then, once in a while skip half of first period. Then every few days completely skip first period. Then one day, sleep through the whole day. Keep doing this until you consistently wake at 12:00 noon. Eventually it will be very easy to scale to 3:00 PM
Yes your parents will try to stop you but the slower you do it the easier it will be.
Oh and also pretend ur depressed or something that kinda helps
Good luck as you can see, i did exactly this,
BUT it doesn't matter because even though i left shcool im obviously
high IQ as you can tell from the vibes of this thread