How to lower cortisol by convincing your parents to let you drop out of school

[Vass]

How to reduce your cortisol by dropping out of school

Let me share my generational elder wisdom

Step 1:
Your parents problably dont wanna you to skip school so!... you must devise a way to stay home. I recommend... sleeping in

Step 2:
Get melatonin from ur local store or something idk

Step 3
Obtain cash. Go to your nearest PHYSICAL pharmacy, such as walgreens CVS etc. Find melatonin 5 mg or melatonin 10 mg. I recommend 5 mg because you can take 3 pills making it 15 mg, or 2 pills making it 10 mg so it is customizable.

Step 4:
Start taking 10 mg 30 minutes before you sleep, or if you forget just take it right before you go to sleep. It doesn't matter because you're not taking it for the quick sleep benefits but rather the ability to sleep 14 hours a day without waking up. FYI this is very hard and probably impossible to do without melatonin.

From my experience, there is actually a anti-tolerence effect. When i started 5 mg did nothing, but now 5 mg is pretty powerful and lets me sleep 12 hours comfortably.

Step 5:
Invest in a sleep mask so you don't get waken by the sun
Congrats you now have the ability to sleep until 3 pm in the morning

FaQ:
1. What if my parents resist?
Well just keep doing it a bunch of times, and slowly scale it. Like first just be late to school a few minutes. Then, once in a while skip half of first period. Then every few days completely skip first period. Then one day, sleep through the whole day. Keep doing this until you consistently wake at 12:00 noon. Eventually it will be very easy to scale to 3:00 PM

Yes your parents will try to stop you but the slower you do it the easier it will be.

Oh and also pretend ur depressed or something that kinda helps

Good luck as you can see, i did exactly this,
BUT it doesn't matter because even though i left shcool im obviously
high IQ as you can tell from the vibes of this thread​

 

[domcel]

How to reduce your cortisol by dropping out of school

Let me share my generational elder wisdom

Step 1:
Your parents problably dont wanna you to skip school so!... you must devise a way to stay home. I recommend... sleeping in

Step 2:
Get melatonin from ur local store or something idk

Step 3
Obtain cash. Go to your nearest PHYSICAL pharmacy, such as walgreens CVS etc. Find melatonin 5 mg or melatonin 10 mg. I recommend 5 mg because you can take 3 pills making it 15 mg, or 2 pills making it 10 mg so it is customizable.

Step 4:
Start taking 10 mg 30 minutes before you sleep, or if you forget just take it right before you go to sleep. It doesn't matter because you're not taking it for the quick sleep benefits but rather the ability to sleep 14 hours a day without waking up. FYI this is very hard and probably impossible to do without melatonin.

From my experience, there is actually a anti-tolerence effect. When i started 5 mg did nothing, but now 5 mg is pretty powerful and lets me sleep 12 hours comfortably.

Step 5:
Invest in a sleep mask so you don't get waken by the sun
Congrats you now have the ability to sleep until 3 pm in the morning

FaQ:
1. What if my parents resist?
Well just keep doing it a bunch of times, and slowly scale it. Like first just be late to school a few minutes. Then, once in a while skip half of first period. Then every few days completely skip first period. Then one day, sleep through the whole day. Keep doing this until you consistently wake at 12:00 noon. Eventually it will be very easy to scale to 3:00 PM

Yes your parents will try to stop you but the slower you do it the easier it will be.

Oh and also pretend ur depressed or something that kinda helps

Good luck as you can see, i did exactly this,
BUT it doesn't matter because even though i left shcool im obviously
high IQ as you can tell from the vibes of this thread​

disclaimer: doesnt work if your slavic

 

[Histy]

disclaimer: doesnt work if your slavic

 

[Vass]

There are no excuses. My parents are asian and I managed to drop out of high school. @Histy @domcel

 

[Arthos]

low iq post and dropping out of school will increase cortisol

 

[Vass]

low iq post and dropping out of school will increase cortisol

Can a nigga not make a funny post for once, also there are cases where dropping out of school will genuinely be useful.

And i can verify i am very relaxed daily there's no problems whatsoever in my life and i can peacefully continue my order of 2880 iu HGH

 

[Arthos]

Can a nigga not make a funny post for once, also there are cases where dropping out of school will genuinely be useful.

And i can verify i am very relaxed daily there's no problems whatsoever in my life and i can peacefully continue my order of 2880 iu HGH

its not funny

 

[morphh]

How to reduce your cortisol by dropping out of school

Let me share my generational elder wisdom

Step 1:
Your parents problably dont wanna you to skip school so!... you must devise a way to stay home. I recommend... sleeping in

Step 2:
Get melatonin from ur local store or something idk

Step 3
Obtain cash. Go to your nearest PHYSICAL pharmacy, such as walgreens CVS etc. Find melatonin 5 mg or melatonin 10 mg. I recommend 5 mg because you can take 3 pills making it 15 mg, or 2 pills making it 10 mg so it is customizable.

Step 4:
Start taking 10 mg 30 minutes before you sleep, or if you forget just take it right before you go to sleep. It doesn't matter because you're not taking it for the quick sleep benefits but rather the ability to sleep 14 hours a day without waking up. FYI this is very hard and probably impossible to do without melatonin.

From my experience, there is actually a anti-tolerence effect. When i started 5 mg did nothing, but now 5 mg is pretty powerful and lets me sleep 12 hours comfortably.

Step 5:
Invest in a sleep mask so you don't get waken by the sun
Congrats you now have the ability to sleep until 3 pm in the morning

FaQ:
1. What if my parents resist?
Well just keep doing it a bunch of times, and slowly scale it. Like first just be late to school a few minutes. Then, once in a while skip half of first period. Then every few days completely skip first period. Then one day, sleep through the whole day. Keep doing this until you consistently wake at 12:00 noon. Eventually it will be very easy to scale to 3:00 PM

Yes your parents will try to stop you but the slower you do it the easier it will be.

Oh and also pretend ur depressed or something that kinda helps

Good luck as you can see, i did exactly this,
BUT it doesn't matter because even though i left shcool im obviously
high IQ as you can tell from the vibes of this thread​

you will spike your parents cortisol if you drop out

 

[lowknormalguy]

How to reduce your cortisol by dropping out of school

Let me share my generational elder wisdom

Step 1:
Your parents problably dont wanna you to skip school so!... you must devise a way to stay home. I recommend... sleeping in

Step 2:
Get melatonin from ur local store or something idk

Step 3
Obtain cash. Go to your nearest PHYSICAL pharmacy, such as walgreens CVS etc. Find melatonin 5 mg or melatonin 10 mg. I recommend 5 mg because you can take 3 pills making it 15 mg, or 2 pills making it 10 mg so it is customizable.

Step 4:
Start taking 10 mg 30 minutes before you sleep, or if you forget just take it right before you go to sleep. It doesn't matter because you're not taking it for the quick sleep benefits but rather the ability to sleep 14 hours a day without waking up. FYI this is very hard and probably impossible to do without melatonin.

From my experience, there is actually a anti-tolerence effect. When i started 5 mg did nothing, but now 5 mg is pretty powerful and lets me sleep 12 hours comfortably.

Step 5:
Invest in a sleep mask so you don't get waken by the sun
Congrats you now have the ability to sleep until 3 pm in the morning

FaQ:
1. What if my parents resist?
Well just keep doing it a bunch of times, and slowly scale it. Like first just be late to school a few minutes. Then, once in a while skip half of first period. Then every few days completely skip first period. Then one day, sleep through the whole day. Keep doing this until you consistently wake at 12:00 noon. Eventually it will be very easy to scale to 3:00 PM

Yes your parents will try to stop you but the slower you do it the easier it will be.

Oh and also pretend ur depressed or something that kinda helps

Good luck as you can see, i did exactly this,
BUT it doesn't matter because even though i left shcool im obviously
high IQ as you can tell from the vibes of this thread​

what are the chances i will be able to open a successful business after i drop out

 

[Grievous]

Dropping out of school to 'lower cortisol' is the most idiotic thing ever

If ur amygdala isnt being stimulated it will try stimulate itself
Giving u anxiety and depression from down regulation

 

[BlondeVoid]

How to reduce your cortisol by dropping out of school

Let me share my generational elder wisdom

Step 1:
Your parents problably dont wanna you to skip school so!... you must devise a way to stay home. I recommend... sleeping in

Step 2:
Get melatonin from ur local store or something idk

Step 3
Obtain cash. Go to your nearest PHYSICAL pharmacy, such as walgreens CVS etc. Find melatonin 5 mg or melatonin 10 mg. I recommend 5 mg because you can take 3 pills making it 15 mg, or 2 pills making it 10 mg so it is customizable.

Step 4:
Start taking 10 mg 30 minutes before you sleep, or if you forget just take it right before you go to sleep. It doesn't matter because you're not taking it for the quick sleep benefits but rather the ability to sleep 14 hours a day without waking up. FYI this is very hard and probably impossible to do without melatonin.

From my experience, there is actually a anti-tolerence effect. When i started 5 mg did nothing, but now 5 mg is pretty powerful and lets me sleep 12 hours comfortably.

Step 5:
Invest in a sleep mask so you don't get waken by the sun
Congrats you now have the ability to sleep until 3 pm in the morning

FaQ:
1. What if my parents resist?
Well just keep doing it a bunch of times, and slowly scale it. Like first just be late to school a few minutes. Then, once in a while skip half of first period. Then every few days completely skip first period. Then one day, sleep through the whole day. Keep doing this until you consistently wake at 12:00 noon. Eventually it will be very easy to scale to 3:00 PM

Yes your parents will try to stop you but the slower you do it the easier it will be.

Oh and also pretend ur depressed or something that kinda helps

Good luck as you can see, i did exactly this,
BUT it doesn't matter because even though i left shcool im obviously
high IQ as you can tell from the vibes of this thread​

Dropping out of school is going to make it worse

 

[Vass]

its not funny

It's very funny

 

[Vass]

Dropping out of school to 'lower cortisol' is the most idiotic thing ever

If ur amygdala isnt being stimulated it will try stimulate itself
Giving u anxiety and depression from down regulation

School is not necessary whatsoever to stimulate amygdala. This thread is satire anyways but in all seriousness the only upside of school is if you want a easy way to get your daily social stats or if you are planning on getting a job. Otherwise it's fucking useless for the 99.999% of human existence there was no such thing as a school

 

[lalonde]

bro might be goatis