how to make an egg in the microwave (eggs GTFO)

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okay, egg right??

supplies needed: egg, bowl, mircrowave, spoon, legs, arms, hands (with fingers), eyes, house, electricity, lights,

step one; crack the egg into bowl
step two: mix the egg in the bowl
step three: put the egg in the microwave for 2-3 minutes
step four: survive

@Pony @dictator @acm @hltnfinalboss✌️ @IBL4MEZYG @jizargo @magneso821 @MrMaxwell @Surrender
 
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botb
 
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leaving a stickie on this thread for later
 
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thanks, gonna try this out for breakfast :DONTPETTHEPEEPO:
 
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I’ll update u
 

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yo this is ball, i used to be dirt poor and didnt know how to make eggs so it does kinda work, its just risky
Pretty good tutorial ate it alll hope it didn’t pick up on my voice cuz I sound like 10 but good ass eggs🤤
 

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Pretty good tutorial ate it alll hope it didn’t pick up on my voice cuz I sound like 10 but good ass eggs🤤
YOOOOOO I SWEAR DOWN ON THIS, now its just step 4 survive :feelswah:
 
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okay, egg right??

supplies needed: egg, bowl, mircrowave, spoon, legs, arms, hands (with fingers), eyes, house, electricity, lights,

step one; crack the egg into bowl
step two: mix the egg in the bowl
step three: put the egg in the microwave for 2-3 minutes
step four: survive

@Pony @dictator @acm @hltnfinalboss✌️ @IBL4MEZYG @jizargo @magneso821 @MrMaxwell @Surrender
Bookmarked, future botb
 
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okay, egg right??

supplies needed: egg, bowl, mircrowave, spoon, legs, arms, hands (with fingers), eyes, house, electricity, lights,

step one; crack the egg into bowl
step two: mix the egg in the bowl
step three: put the egg in the microwave for 2-3 minutes
step four: survive

@Pony @dictator @acm @hltnfinalboss✌️ @IBL4MEZYG @jizargo @magneso821 @MrMaxwell @Surrender
Nigga tagged his circle jerk group
 
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Nigga tagged everyone
Yeah no it’s not everyone, it was only 9 people and the entire forum’s userbase is made up of 148211 users as of now. Get your facts right dirty dumb nigger
 
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Yeah no it’s not everyone, it was only 9 people and the entire forum’s userbase is made up of 148211 users as of now. Get your facts right dirty dumb nigger
Shut the fuck up, it was an obvious figure of speech, it's called a hyperbole.

You're too low iq to know that though
 
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I did that about two years ago, but I left the eggs in too long and they exploded
 
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I did that about two years ago, but I left the eggs in too long and they exploded
oh yeah that does actually happen, so dont do that :hnghn:

leave them in for the recommended time :owo:
 
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okay, egg right??

supplies needed: egg, bowl, mircrowave, spoon, legs, arms, hands (with fingers), eyes, house, electricity, lights,

step one; crack the egg into bowl
step two: mix the egg in the bowl
step three: put the egg in the microwave for 2-3 minutes
step four: survive

@Pony @dictator @acm @hltnfinalboss✌️ @IBL4MEZYG @jizargo @magneso821 @MrMaxwell @Surrender
thanks
 
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