How to make DickPics: professional advice

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Wonderful advice on how to make DickPics from a blondie Becky Roastie.



1. Perspective

Perspective is VERY IMPORTANT. From the above, DickPic does not look good at all. But if we lower our camera, NOW it's getting WA-A-AY better... :feelshehe:

2. Wide-Angle Lens.

Use a WIDE-ANGLE lens on your photo device. It will stretch what is closer to the camera! :feelshaha:

3. Illusion

If your EggPlant is not large enough, DO NOT get disappointed! Just hide it a little bit with your hands, and she will NEVER figure, where it ends (hee-hee)! :feelsahh:

4. Lights

Don't forget about lights! Direct lights do NOT compliment the volume at all... However, if we turn around, and the lights fall from the side: this way is SO much better! :feelsohh:

Now, you know everything you need to know about DickPics, and can impress your matches on Tinder! You will easily be able to make as brilliant DickPics, as Forum Chads.

You might even impress @averagejoe himself, who has truly mastered the art of DickPics, and seems to have done all the above steps in the video by himself INSTINCTUALLY.

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good thread step #2 is amazing btw
 
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Based. I'll save this thread and spam noodlewhores with my dick.
 
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how to take dickpics:

step 1 - don't
 
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I think her being Russian enhances the experience for me :hnghn:
 
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Dicklets don't need to pay attention to this thread :tiny:
 
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Dicklets don't need to pay attention to this thread :tiny:
These tricks can legit save some dicklets. It looks like the camera angle can add 2 inches of length to a 4-incher... and after you get her in bed... she has nowhere to run anymore :feelshehe:
 
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Using something for scale helps too. If I just take a pic of my dick they're like whatever. If I take a pic of it next to a bottle of shaving cream they're like "Omg it's big!"
 
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is it like something you have to do? all my chad friends send dick pics they talk about it and one even showed me he got like 7 inches the girl went crazy over it but ive personally never done it myself
 
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