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Wonderful advice on how to make DickPics from a blondie Becky Roastie.
1. Perspective
Perspective is VERY IMPORTANT. From the above, DickPic does not look good at all. But if we lower our camera, NOW it's getting WA-A-AY better...
2. Wide-Angle Lens.
Use a WIDE-ANGLE lens on your photo device. It will stretch what is closer to the camera!
3. Illusion
If your EggPlant is not large enough, DO NOT get disappointed! Just hide it a little bit with your hands, and she will NEVER figure, where it ends (hee-hee)!
4. Lights
Don't forget about lights! Direct lights do NOT compliment the volume at all... However, if we turn around, and the lights fall from the side: this way is SO much better!
Now, you know everything you need to know about DickPics, and can impress your matches on Tinder! You will easily be able to make as brilliant DickPics, as Forum Chads.
You might even impress @averagejoe himself, who has truly mastered the art of DickPics, and seems to have done all the above steps in the video by himself INSTINCTUALLY.
1. Perspective
Perspective is VERY IMPORTANT. From the above, DickPic does not look good at all. But if we lower our camera, NOW it's getting WA-A-AY better...
2. Wide-Angle Lens.
Use a WIDE-ANGLE lens on your photo device. It will stretch what is closer to the camera!
3. Illusion
If your EggPlant is not large enough, DO NOT get disappointed! Just hide it a little bit with your hands, and she will NEVER figure, where it ends (hee-hee)!
4. Lights
Don't forget about lights! Direct lights do NOT compliment the volume at all... However, if we turn around, and the lights fall from the side: this way is SO much better!
Now, you know everything you need to know about DickPics, and can impress your matches on Tinder! You will easily be able to make as brilliant DickPics, as Forum Chads.
You might even impress @averagejoe himself, who has truly mastered the art of DickPics, and seems to have done all the above steps in the video by himself INSTINCTUALLY.
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