HOW TO MAKE EASY MONEY AND BE FAMOUS AS FUCK (NOT JOKING)

[Deleted member 27148]

Requirements:
- Be white (anything "light" & Caucasian)
- Be somewhat tall and have a good physique (At least 5'9)
- Be at least HTN
- Know a little bit of Hindi

The plan:
- As we all know, Bollywood is the largest entertainment in the world, and Indians worship whites. So basically what you're going to do is go to India, go to a film festival, go to a director, and tell him you want to act. Now you're automatically in some kind of movie. Just use your Hindi skills to play your character. Since you're white, tall, and HTN you will be a god in India and get a shit ton of money and fame.

No need to thank me

 

[Deleted member 29167]

learning hindi would be annoying though

 

[Deleted member 27148]

learning hindi would be annoying though

You just gotta know basic conversation starters and they'll prob teach u

 

[Graham]

Be at least HTN

You lost me there.

 

[Deleted member 27148]

You lost me there.

I mean there are already a lot of MTN white guys in Bollywood, HTN would really stand out there

 

[Graham]

I mean there are already a lot of MTN white guys in Bollywood, HTN would really stand out there

I'm LTN

 

[Deleted member 27148]

I'm LTN

Good enough, you can probably play the main villain

 

[Graham]

Good enough, you can probably play the main villain

My superpower will be spreading male pattern baldness.

 

[OnlyHeightMatters]

would work but congrats now you live in the shithole known as india

 

[Deleted member 27148]

would work but congrats now you live in the shithole known as india

India isnt that bad in the suburbs.

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

in India

 

[FoolOfAGook]

would work but congrats now you live in the shithole known as india

Yep. Would rather be homeless where I live than in a mansion over there.

 

[lightskinbengali]

Yep. Would rather be homeless where I live than in a mansion over there.

Rich people in shitholes not only get treated like gods but get away with shady shit as well.

 

[Deleted member 27148]

Rich people in shitholes not only get treated like gods but get away with shady shit as well.

Theyd get mugged

 

[Gonthar]

So basically what you're going to do is go to India, go to a film festival, go to a director, and tell him you want to act. Now you're automatically in some kind of movie. Just use your Hindi skills to play your character. Since you're white, tall, and HTN you will be a god in India and get a shit ton of money and fame.

They're gonna put you to play villains, bad guys, creeps, rapists, British oppressors, etc., while the main character played by an Indian will jump in to save the day and show his superiority over the white race, that's the type of roles whites get in Bollywood.
Also, many Indians are kinda dumb, they have trouble differentiating an actor from the roles he plays - if you play the bad guys, and become recognizable you're gonna get threatened, booed, attacked, etc., you aren't gonna be treated like a God.

 

[Deleted member 27751]

Requirements:
- Be white (anything "light" & Caucasian)
- Be somewhat tall and have a good physique (At least 5'9)
- Be at least HTN
- Know a little bit of Hindi

The plan:
- As we all know, Bollywood is the largest entertainment in the world, and Indians worship whites. So basically what you're going to do is go to India, go to a film festival, go to a director, and tell him you want to act. Now you're automatically in some kind of movie. Just use your Hindi skills to play your character. Since you're white, tall, and HTN you will be a god in India and get a shit ton of money and fame.

No need to thank me

Sucka join a cult, sell drugs, thas it..you dont want to suck indian directors lil wayne

 

[Deleted member 27148]

Sucka join a cult, sell drugs, thas it..you dont want to suck indian directors lil wayne

You wanna give me a couple of dollars bro

 

[Britmaxxer]

would work but congrats now you live in the shithole known as india

1.4 billion pajeets

at least some of the pajeetas are bound to be hot

and if you are a movie star… need I say more?