How to make friends?

[Jnumber01]

don't think I have any. Do girls care if you have no friends if you get a girlfriend. I'm boring with no personality. All I do is play Xbox. I have terrible swamp ass as well. What should I do?

 

[Deleted member 6475]

absolutely over for you op you dont even know how to make friends and have swamp ass

 

[Deleted member 1476]

@Shrek2OnDvD swamp ass

 

[Deleted member 6305]

I don't know
Just go outside and slay bro

 

[Deleted member 7917]

Unironically take a shower and work on your personality

 

[Gonthar]

First step : just go to someone and say henlo!

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

@Shrek2OnDvD swamp ass

 

[Deleted member 7240]

Clean up your swamp ass first of all. After that just don't be a total autist and be funny and chill. Don't get all worked up in a puff if they insult you, it's called ball busting and its just good fun as long as it goes both ways.

 

[Deleted member 2661]

Brootal I can sense the estrogen and recessed maxilla from my screen.

 

[buckchadley31]

It's over if you have to try to make friends jfl

 

[Deleted member 1476]

 

[Deleted member 6475]

 

[Deleted member 6497]

Walk like this

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Don't be an autist

 

[Jnumber01]

Don't be an autist

How? I have a weird smile. I either smile too much or I look disgusted when I do it.

 

[Deleted member 7192]

don't think I have any. Do girls care if you have no friends if you get a girlfriend. I'm boring with no personality. All I do is play Xbox. I have terrible swamp ass as well. What should I do?

I’m fucking dead. Praying you buy yourself some ass deodorant you smelly fuck

 

[Jnumber01]

I’m fucking dead. Praying you buy yourself some ass deodorant you smelly fuck

I do use dial odor control and this medical strength stuff. I think they help a little.

 

[Deleted member 7192]

I do use dial odor control and this medical strength stuff. I think they help a little.

Do you wash your asshole with soap? If you do and you still stink you prob have hemorrhoids. See a doctor if your ass reeks that much

 

[Deleted member 6095]

I ironically have to shave my asshole to get rid of swampass. Need to lowinhib one of these days and get Brazilian waxxed by a hot foid

 

[Jnumber01]

Do you wash your asshole with soap? If you do and you still stink you prob have hemorrhoids. See a doctor if your ass reeks that much

Yes I do. I finger my balloon knot. I take fermented drinks and foods which help. I think it might be bacteria. I looked into it a little. Symptoms are the same.

 

[Deleted member 7192]

Yes I do. I finger my balloon knot. I take fermented drinks and foods which help. I think it might be bacteria. I looked into it a little. Symptoms are the same.

Nigga what the fuck is a balloon knot . Go to the doctor bro bro they’ll help you out

 

[Jnumber01]

Nigga what the fuck is a balloon knot . Go to the doctor bro bro they’ll help you out

My asshole. It isn't serious enough to see a doctor. Its gotten better. If I need to i will though.

 

[Danish_Retard]

Nobody here has given you any answers, but as a fellow fomerly friendless person I can help. I have friends that invite me to stuff, but I still haven't really been able to make connections with people, that is my own fault tho.
Go to this website and read it like it's the fucking bible.
www.succeedsocially.com

I have spent so many fucking hours reading about body language and social skills. This is by far, by 100x the best guide/blog/book you can find.

 

[Jnumber01]

Nobody here has given you any answers, but as a fellow fomerly friendless person I can help. I have friends that invite me to stuff, but I still haven't really been able to make connections with people, that is my own fault tho.
Go to this website and read it like it's the fucking bible.
www.succeedsocially.com

I have spent so many fucking hours reading about body language and social skills. This is by far, by 100x the best guide/blog/book you can find.

Thanks I will look into soon

 

[Danish_Retard]

Thanks I will look into soon

If you have 20 min look at it now, plan out what articles you want to start reading. I have easily spent 20-30 hours reading this site over and over again.

My asshole. It isn't serious enough to see a doctor. Its gotten better. If I need to i will though.

Also go to a fucking doctor. Don't be high inhib.

 

[Deleted member 5001]

r.i.p us... I readed how to make friends and influence people by dale carnegie and it kinda helped becoming more nt ngl

 

[Jnumber01]

r.i.p us... I readed how to make friends and influence people by dale carnegie and it kinda helped becoming more nt ngl

I heard about that book