how to make money using hamsters

[ryuken]

what is hamster? a cute rat

how much does a hamster cost? idk i bought mine for like 5 dollars or shit like that

why are hamsters great to sell? well let me tell you

1- kids like them

2- they die quickly in stupid ways or run out of the house

3- they give birth to 1-12 babies every month and a half

4- easy to take care of

the plan is simple:

1- get yourself some hamsters

2- make them breed

3- get more hamsters

4- sell to kids

how much money should you expect?

let's say you get the average amount of babies for every mother hamster which is 6 every month and you have 50 families of hamsters you will end up having 3000-6000 dollars every month

thanks for reading

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@asdvek @Xangsane @Gaygymmaxx @Orc @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar @thorns @Gengar @noobs @nathan @itzyaboyJJ @truthhurts

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

How old are these kids?

 

[ryuken]

How old are these kids?
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anything younger than 12

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

anything younger than 12

 

[Xangsane]

what is hamster? a cute rat

how much does a hamster cost? idk i bought mine for like 5 dollars or shit like that

why are hamsters great to sell? well let me tell you

1- kids like them

2- they die quickly in stupid ways or run out of the house

3- they give birth to 1-12 babies every month and a half

4- easy to take care of

the plan is simple:

1- get yourself some hamsters

2- make them breed

3- get more hamsters

4- sell to kids

how much money should you expect?

let's say you get the average amount of babies for every mother hamster which is 6 every month and you have 50 families of hamsters you will end up having 3000-6000 dollars every month

thanks for reading

Spoiler: tagging high iq users

@asdvek @Xangsane @Gaygymmaxx @Orc @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar @thorns @Gengar @noobs @nathan @itzyaboyJJ @truthhurts

PAT PAT!

 

[Imretarded?]

actually a great idea lol

 

[looksmaxxed]

why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

 

[Gonthar]

why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

Because it's cheaper...
You can easily sell your stuff near schools from your van.

 

[Darkeningstar]

Watch out they eat each other. Jfl

 

[edodalic29]

why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

These things are hideous why would anyone want that

 

[try2beme]

Rabbits are superior

 

[buflek]

i will sell them to incels who just need something to let their anger out on

 

[Gonthar]

These things are hideous why would anyone want that

Lol, that's a bald one, most are usually fluffier, like oversized hamsters...

 

[romanstock]

you'd make more by just eating them instead and saving on your grocery bill

 

[karim9090]

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[asdvek]

why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

Shits cute tbh

 

[hybobu]

where do i sell them

 

[got.daim]

what is hamster? a cute rat

how much does a hamster cost? idk i bought mine for like 5 dollars or shit like that

why are hamsters great to sell? well let me tell you

1- kids like them

2- they die quickly in stupid ways or run out of the house

3- they give birth to 1-12 babies every month and a half

4- easy to take care of

the plan is simple:

1- get yourself some hamsters

2- make them breed

3- get more hamsters

4- sell to kids

how much money should you expect?

let's say you get the average amount of babies for every mother hamster which is 6 every month and you have 50 families of hamsters you will end up having 3000-6000 dollars every month

thanks for reading

Spoiler: tagging high iq users

@asdvek @Xangsane @Gaygymmaxx @Orc @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar @thorns @Gengar @noobs @nathan @itzyaboyJJ @truthhurts

why the fuck am I not tagged in the high IQ users

 

[got.daim]

where do i sell them

ebay

 

[Gonthar]

where do i sell them

To kids: "Come inside, if you want to see my hamsters, kids!"

 

[hybobu]

To kids: "Come inside, if you want to see my hamsters, kids!"
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jfl, i didnt read the part where u need 50 sets of hamsters, i am not doing all that shit for 5k a month

 

[Gonthar]

jfl, i didnt read the part where u need 50 sets of hamsters, i am not doing all that shit for 5k a month

Well, yeah, one is only a few dollars, you will need a lot of them, but they are easy to raise and grow fast...You could even make a farm/zoo, to get even more kids to visit them.

 

[ryuken]

actually a great idea lol

thanks bhai

why the fuck am I not tagged in the high IQ users

 

[N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.]

The hardest part is trying not to sexually assault the merchandise.

 

[got.daim]

thanks bhai

I have the highest IQ on this fucking forum cunt

 

[ryuken]

The hardest part is trying not to sexually assault the merchandise.

you will watch them having sex anyways since you will have big amount of them

 

[lestoa]

I have unironically a hamster
poor little nigger leave my hamster alone

 

[ryuken]

I have unironically a hamster
poor little nigger leave my hamster alone

what's it's name?

 

[lestoa]

what's it's name?

walter white
bcs he is white jfl

 

[veppandi guhan]

hamster kombat is the easiest way to make money using hamsters

 

[rael]

where do i get a steady supply of kids

 

[ryuken]

where do i get a steady supply of kids

schools

 

[wsada]

Dog method is way better I did it and became. Millionaire legit

 

[ryuken]

Dog method is way better I did it and became. Millionaire legit

dogs live for a long time take more time to breed and you exclude muslims from your costumers not a great idea

 

[wsada]

dogs live for a long time take more time to breed and you exclude muslims from your costumers not a great idea

I had 2 German shepherds (brother and sister) who would make 6-7 babies yearly it's way reliable than hamsters

 

[highschoolmaxxer]

why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

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