how to make money using hamsters

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what is hamster? a cute rat

how much does a hamster cost? idk i bought mine for like 5 dollars or shit like that

why are hamsters great to sell? well let me tell you

1- kids like them

2- they die quickly in stupid ways or run out of the house

3- they give birth to 1-12 babies every month and a half

4- easy to take care of

the plan is simple:

1- get yourself some hamsters

2- make them breed

3- get more hamsters

4- sell to kids

how much money should you expect?

let's say you get the average amount of babies for every mother hamster which is 6 every month and you have 50 families of hamsters you will end up having 3000-6000 dollars every month

thanks for reading

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How old are these kids?
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what is hamster? a cute rat

how much does a hamster cost? idk i bought mine for like 5 dollars or shit like that

why are hamsters great to sell? well let me tell you

1- kids like them

2- they die quickly in stupid ways or run out of the house

3- they give birth to 1-12 babies every month and a half

4- easy to take care of

the plan is simple:

1- get yourself some hamsters

2- make them breed

3- get more hamsters

4- sell to kids

how much money should you expect?

let's say you get the average amount of babies for every mother hamster which is 6 every month and you have 50 families of hamsters you will end up having 3000-6000 dollars every month

thanks for reading

@asdvek @Xangsane @Gaygymmaxx @Orc @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar @thorns @Gengar @noobs @nathan @itzyaboyJJ @truthhurts
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actually a great idea lol
 
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why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

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why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

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Because it's cheaper...
You can easily sell your stuff near schools from your van.
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Watch out they eat each other. Jfl
 
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why would they buy from random weirdos when they can buy superior versions of it like a guinea pig from a pet store

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These things are hideous why would anyone want that
 
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Rabbits are superior
 
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i will sell them to incels who just need something to let their anger out on
 
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These things are hideous why would anyone want that
Lol, that's a bald one, most are usually fluffier, like oversized hamsters...
 
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you'd make more by just eating them instead and saving on your grocery bill
 
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where do i sell them
 
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what is hamster? a cute rat

how much does a hamster cost? idk i bought mine for like 5 dollars or shit like that

why are hamsters great to sell? well let me tell you

1- kids like them

2- they die quickly in stupid ways or run out of the house

3- they give birth to 1-12 babies every month and a half

4- easy to take care of

the plan is simple:

1- get yourself some hamsters

2- make them breed

3- get more hamsters

4- sell to kids

how much money should you expect?

let's say you get the average amount of babies for every mother hamster which is 6 every month and you have 50 families of hamsters you will end up having 3000-6000 dollars every month

thanks for reading

@asdvek @Xangsane @Gaygymmaxx @Orc @Imretarded? @Darkeningstar @thorns @Gengar @noobs @nathan @itzyaboyJJ @truthhurts
why the fuck am I not tagged in the high IQ users
 
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jfl, i didnt read the part where u need 50 sets of hamsters, i am not doing all that shit for 5k a month
Well, yeah, one is only a few dollars, you will need a lot of them, but they are easy to raise and grow fast...You could even make a farm/zoo, to get even more kids to visit them.

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The hardest part is trying not to sexually assault the merchandise.
 
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I have unironically a hamster
poor little nigger leave my hamster alone
 
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hamster kombat is the easiest way to make money using hamsters
 
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where do i get a steady supply of kids
 
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Dog method is way better I did it and became. Millionaire legit
 
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Dog method is way better I did it and became. Millionaire legit
dogs live for a long time take more time to breed and you exclude muslims from your costumers not a great idea
 
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dogs live for a long time take more time to breed and you exclude muslims from your costumers not a great idea
I had 2 German shepherds (brother and sister) who would make 6-7 babies yearly it's way reliable than hamsters
 
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Nice idea but I suggest a slight change, see the hamsters will die at a relatively high rate thus can dwindle profit margins, not to forget if any diseases hits em they're gone.

So instead we buy hamsters just like the original plan, lure children in to see em in our basements(over for nobasementcels) and then sell the children to Jeffery Epstein who obviously didn't kill himself. That way we can cover the eventual dead hamsters with our profits and have a bit to spare on hardmaxxing.

All hail the hamsterpill, it shall ascend us
 
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Rare moneymaxx thread that isn't scamming people or investing in shitcoins
 
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Nice idea but I suggest a slight change, see the hamsters will die at a relatively high rate thus can dwindle profit margins, not to forget if any diseases hits em they're gone.

So instead we buy hamsters just like the original plan, lure children in to see em in our basements(over for nobasementcels) and then sell the children to Jeffery Epstein who obviously didn't kill himself. That way we can cover the eventual dead hamsters with our profits and have a bit to spare on hardmaxxing.

All hail the hamsterpill, it shall ascend us
great idea actually never thought about it tbh it would make huge amounts of money imo great idea, haseeb.

hamsterpill is law.
 
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great idea actually never thought about it tbh it would make huge amounts of money imo great idea, haseeb.

hamsterpill is law.
Ikr, imagine the money we will make selling courses on this but the stark reality is that there is no hamsterpill for my face 😔
 
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And how much money did u make saar:ogre:
 
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Btw can I pay @pneumocystosis to get surgeries to become the foid in your avi with enough money which I will make with my ingenious idea?
great idea actually never thought about it tbh it would make huge amounts of money imo great idea, haseeb.

hamsterpill is law.
 
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Btw can I pay @pneumocystosis to get surgeries to become the foid in your avi with enough money which I will make with my ingenious idea?
amazing plan i will contribute in this with the 10 dollars i have rn
 
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I had a hamster no joke it escaped and my dog ripped it apart
 
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amazing plan i will contribute in this with the 10 dollars i have rn
Awesome, That's like 27% of Pakistan's GDP, together we will make @pneumocystosis foid a reality
 
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