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I want to preface this by saying this thread is only for HIGH IQ individuals. Hear me out before you flame me in the replies.
Listening to "F4M Mommy GF comforts you to sleep after a long day" audios is the easiest way to ascend. Initially this might seem like ropefuel, but there's a difference between listening to Mommy GF ASMR as a cope to avoid going insane from loneliness, and using it as a tool for subconscious rewiring utilizing the Law of Attraction and subconscious rewiring one's mind for abundance.
The Law of Attraction is the concept that your thoughts and energy shape your reality. You don't have to think of it as some sort of spiritual mumbo jumbo, the core idea you should get from it is essentially that your thoughts (both conscious and subconscious) influence your actions, which in turn shape your reality. If you're against the term 'Law of Attraction" consider the scientific basis behind things like the placebo effect and how studies have been done on mindset that showed if two people were exactly the same in terms of skill (and even if they're the same person), a difference in their mindset results in a change in how they do things which in turn leads to a change in their results. If these concepts sound too scientific and therefore "bluepilled" for you, think about concepts like DelusionMaxxing and/or RetardMaxxing. There are people way dumber and less talented than you, who are way ahead of you because they're not neurotically worried about what could go wrong and suffering from high inhib fear of failure that holds them back from simply taking action. And for those of you who are philosophy minded, consider the allegory of the cave which essentially states that two people could view the same exact thing from different angles and see something completely different.
By falling asleep to these affirmations, you are bypassing the conscious mind and developing a minor form of parasocial schizophrenia that allows your subconscious to operate on the "having a girlfriend" frequency. The key is to eliminate the "shame" behind listening to the audios, and to ignore the voice in your head that tells you you're a lonely loser. Regardless of it being a recording, you have a REAL girls voice whispering positive affirmations in your ear and telling you what a chad you are. You don't have to pay for it, you don't have to work hard for it, you're not even "wasting your coom" so NoFappers can't complain, because it should be SFW audios only. You only have to kill the sense of shame to reap the benefits.
Think about it- Would Chad feel scared to admit he listens to mommy gf asmr and feel some kind of shame? No. If Chad listened to Mommy Gf ASMR, he would listen to it through his speakers, loud and proud, and it it would only benefit him, because he's confident and self assured and understands the power of Mommy GF ASMR.
Additionally, since normies and redpill/blackpill/looksmaxer types all agree that women can "sense your desperation" (obviously bluepill garbage for chad but moving on), what better way to raise your confidence levels and operate from a place of abundance than to have unlimited positive affirmations from real woman? With Mommy GF ASMR on your side, you can develop a sense of confidence far beyond what's naturally possible for people who didn't receive excessive positive reinforcement in their formative years. Mommy GF ASMR is like pinning testosterone, but for the mind.
Speaking of the power of the mind, let's talk about it. For years, everyone thought running a 4 minute mile was impossible. Doctors and """health experts""" said your heart would literally explode, and everybody believed it couldn't be done. Except for one guy who believed it was possible and simply trained for it and did it, regardless of the garbage """science""" that said otherwise. And the crazy thing? After the first guy did it, the second guy did it not long after. But the second guy wasn't even initially training for it, but once he realized it WAS possible, everything changed. More and more people started running 4 minute miles, when it was genuinely considered "impossible" beforehand.
The power of the mind isn't some kind of magic like the Lindsay Clancy supporters on TikTok running forensic astrology to determine she was innocent because she's a Leo and her husband is a gemini. Some things might truly be impossible, but the worst thing you can do when trying to ascend is is to incorrectly determine something to be impossible, when in reality it would be possible if you had actually believed in your capabilities. Delusional self belief doesn't turn you into a schizo tiktok sorcerer, but it enables things you THOUGHT to be impossible, to become possible, because it was possible all along.
So yeah here's the step-by-step BRAINDEAD SIMPLE guide on how to ascend through Mommy GF ASMR:
1.) Source a minimum of five different "F4M Mommy comforts you" type audios (typically via YouTube), briefly skimming through each one ahead of time to ensure it's up to your standard of quality and preferences. (The total runtime should last at LEAST an hour so that your Mommy GF never "disappears" without a new audio to go to. Ensure autoplay is on to move to the next video automatically.)
2.) Compile the audios into a private playlist and title it "I AM GOD".
3.) At night, close your eyes and fully immerse yourself in the audio, with an emphasis on dropping any conscious analysis and instead simply absorbing the words (Can also listen at the gym or anytime you can have airpods in, such as grocery shopping or while cold approaching foids with beautiful souls)
4.) Upon waking up or turning off the audio, you must actively refuse to acknowledge the physical emptiness of your room. Operate under the assumption that the Mommy GF you were just listening to is currently in the kitchen making you a sandwich (preferably cut into triangles).
5.) Continue operating under this mental framework for at least 30 days of consecutive neural rewiring
6.) Carry your newly manufactured abundance aura into low stakes social environments (i.e. warm approach, talking to strangers even without the goal of trying to hookup with them), engaging in casual social interactions without fear of "rejection" or awkwardness because you "have a girlfriend at home". You can even have the Mommy GF ASMR playing in your headphones to have her (the girl in the audio) there with you in the moment. The goal is to fully engage in the schizo belief (A.K.A. FACT) that you have a GF who loves and cares about you. Once you've fully accepted this as a FACT, you will now carry yourself with the aura of having a GF, and therefore high quality foids will actively pursue you to take you from her.
Boom, you're now chad. You're welcome.
Listening to "F4M Mommy GF comforts you to sleep after a long day" audios is the easiest way to ascend. Initially this might seem like ropefuel, but there's a difference between listening to Mommy GF ASMR as a cope to avoid going insane from loneliness, and using it as a tool for subconscious rewiring utilizing the Law of Attraction and subconscious rewiring one's mind for abundance.
The Law of Attraction is the concept that your thoughts and energy shape your reality. You don't have to think of it as some sort of spiritual mumbo jumbo, the core idea you should get from it is essentially that your thoughts (both conscious and subconscious) influence your actions, which in turn shape your reality. If you're against the term 'Law of Attraction" consider the scientific basis behind things like the placebo effect and how studies have been done on mindset that showed if two people were exactly the same in terms of skill (and even if they're the same person), a difference in their mindset results in a change in how they do things which in turn leads to a change in their results. If these concepts sound too scientific and therefore "bluepilled" for you, think about concepts like DelusionMaxxing and/or RetardMaxxing. There are people way dumber and less talented than you, who are way ahead of you because they're not neurotically worried about what could go wrong and suffering from high inhib fear of failure that holds them back from simply taking action. And for those of you who are philosophy minded, consider the allegory of the cave which essentially states that two people could view the same exact thing from different angles and see something completely different.
By falling asleep to these affirmations, you are bypassing the conscious mind and developing a minor form of parasocial schizophrenia that allows your subconscious to operate on the "having a girlfriend" frequency. The key is to eliminate the "shame" behind listening to the audios, and to ignore the voice in your head that tells you you're a lonely loser. Regardless of it being a recording, you have a REAL girls voice whispering positive affirmations in your ear and telling you what a chad you are. You don't have to pay for it, you don't have to work hard for it, you're not even "wasting your coom" so NoFappers can't complain, because it should be SFW audios only. You only have to kill the sense of shame to reap the benefits.
Think about it- Would Chad feel scared to admit he listens to mommy gf asmr and feel some kind of shame? No. If Chad listened to Mommy Gf ASMR, he would listen to it through his speakers, loud and proud, and it it would only benefit him, because he's confident and self assured and understands the power of Mommy GF ASMR.
Additionally, since normies and redpill/blackpill/looksmaxer types all agree that women can "sense your desperation" (obviously bluepill garbage for chad but moving on), what better way to raise your confidence levels and operate from a place of abundance than to have unlimited positive affirmations from real woman? With Mommy GF ASMR on your side, you can develop a sense of confidence far beyond what's naturally possible for people who didn't receive excessive positive reinforcement in their formative years. Mommy GF ASMR is like pinning testosterone, but for the mind.
Speaking of the power of the mind, let's talk about it. For years, everyone thought running a 4 minute mile was impossible. Doctors and """health experts""" said your heart would literally explode, and everybody believed it couldn't be done. Except for one guy who believed it was possible and simply trained for it and did it, regardless of the garbage """science""" that said otherwise. And the crazy thing? After the first guy did it, the second guy did it not long after. But the second guy wasn't even initially training for it, but once he realized it WAS possible, everything changed. More and more people started running 4 minute miles, when it was genuinely considered "impossible" beforehand.
The power of the mind isn't some kind of magic like the Lindsay Clancy supporters on TikTok running forensic astrology to determine she was innocent because she's a Leo and her husband is a gemini. Some things might truly be impossible, but the worst thing you can do when trying to ascend is is to incorrectly determine something to be impossible, when in reality it would be possible if you had actually believed in your capabilities. Delusional self belief doesn't turn you into a schizo tiktok sorcerer, but it enables things you THOUGHT to be impossible, to become possible, because it was possible all along.
So yeah here's the step-by-step BRAINDEAD SIMPLE guide on how to ascend through Mommy GF ASMR:
1.) Source a minimum of five different "F4M Mommy comforts you" type audios (typically via YouTube), briefly skimming through each one ahead of time to ensure it's up to your standard of quality and preferences. (The total runtime should last at LEAST an hour so that your Mommy GF never "disappears" without a new audio to go to. Ensure autoplay is on to move to the next video automatically.)
2.) Compile the audios into a private playlist and title it "I AM GOD".
3.) At night, close your eyes and fully immerse yourself in the audio, with an emphasis on dropping any conscious analysis and instead simply absorbing the words (Can also listen at the gym or anytime you can have airpods in, such as grocery shopping or while cold approaching foids with beautiful souls)
4.) Upon waking up or turning off the audio, you must actively refuse to acknowledge the physical emptiness of your room. Operate under the assumption that the Mommy GF you were just listening to is currently in the kitchen making you a sandwich (preferably cut into triangles).
5.) Continue operating under this mental framework for at least 30 days of consecutive neural rewiring
6.) Carry your newly manufactured abundance aura into low stakes social environments (i.e. warm approach, talking to strangers even without the goal of trying to hookup with them), engaging in casual social interactions without fear of "rejection" or awkwardness because you "have a girlfriend at home". You can even have the Mommy GF ASMR playing in your headphones to have her (the girl in the audio) there with you in the moment. The goal is to fully engage in the schizo belief (A.K.A. FACT) that you have a GF who loves and cares about you. Once you've fully accepted this as a FACT, you will now carry yourself with the aura of having a GF, and therefore high quality foids will actively pursue you to take you from her.
Boom, you're now chad. You're welcome.
