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Hello Bhais. Check out the subsection that corresponds to your specific OPSEC needs. Enjoy!
Contents:
Introduction & My Credentials
I have snuck out many times (well into the double digits now), had foids over, and taken many different drugs over the years without my parents' knowledge. I’ve even had full high school relationships with multiple dates without them ever finding out (to this day). Unfortunately, I have also been caught doing those things (I got caught using drugs thrice, sneaking out twice, and having foids over once), so you can learn from my mistakes without experiencing the consequences as I have.
Part 1: Foundations of not getting caught doing stuff
The first rule of breaking the rules (no pun intended) is that you should be minimizing rule-breaking in the first place. What I mean by this is: No matter what protocols you have in place to not get caught, if you roll the dice too many times, you WILL get in trouble. Additionally, you only have to get caught ONCE for your parents to have heightened awareness permanently. As the saying goes, Robbers must get lucky every time, while cops only must get lucky once.
Also, DO NOT GET LAZY. I have only been caught because I was too lazy to unlabel all of my drugs, too lazy to hide my weed pen, too lazy to spoof my GPS one night before sneaking out, too lazy to put the battery back in the alarm after I took it out, and too lazy to switch to a different spot when urbexing.
Part 2: How to sneak out of your house
Inb4 “muh just walk out the door.” Doors are loud, must be locked, and are likely to have alarm systems on them. Windowmaxxing is law. You MUST use a window to sneak out.
How to find a good window (obviously, it must fit you and not be an unsurvivable fall):
1. Must be away from where your parents or nosy neighbors sleep
2. Must be in a place you could reasonably be expected to be in at any given time (not your little sister's bathroom or something). This gives you deniability whenever the window is closed.
How to escape through the window
1. SCOPE OUT BEFOREHAND. Make sure that before your planned sneak out, you look outside and figure out how to open the window and remove the screen (if applicable), and inspect for any other issues that might arise. If your window has an alarm on it (looks like a small box on the window and the frame; see image), either choose a new window or, if you must use the alarmed one, scroll down.
2. I recommend removing the screen beforehand if the window you selected is not frequently observed by other people (for example, your bedroom window). This is because removing a screen can make noise, and you can damage the screen by accident.
3. Once it comes time to sneak out, remove the screen if needed and climb through the window. I recommend straddling the window like this guy:
Really, it depends on your situation, though.
4. Close the window partially. This allows you to still be able to open it from the outside while minimizing noise coming through the window.
5. Depart quietly.
If you must use an alarmed window, there are a couple of things you can do:
1) Remove batteries from the window alarm. The system will say “window x disconnected” instead of “window x open,” and the alarm will not trigger.
2) Microwave method: You can remove both the frame and the window piece of the alarm, which are usually attached with adhesive (see image above), and while keeping them together, place them in your microwave with the door shut. This stops the system from communicating with the alarm.
3) Use a Bluetooth jammer to jam the frequencies that the alarm system operates at (only works on wireless systems, duh).
How to not be seen by cameras
Ideally, just avoid the cameras, obviously. However, if you have something like a Ring Doorbell you want to avoid, you can unplug your wifi router, which will stop the doorbell from sending a “motion at your door” notification or showing video.
Part 2: How to hide your whereabouts and activities
If your parents have Life360 or a similar software, you may think you will be unable to sneakily move around. However, using a tool like MyphoneAnyTo, you can spoof your phone’s GPS location so it shows you are where you are supposed to be, while you are really out doing whatever. To use this, you must set your phone to developer mode and plug it into a separate computer. This video explains it:
Many free apps provide essentially the same service, so feel free to use a different one.
Part 3: How to hide items
Tips for hiding items in general:
1. Remove (and switch) as much labeling as possible. Your 50mg Superdrol tabs look the same as vitamin D pills if there is nothing that says what they are. If you can reasonably pass contraband off as something you can have, you are invulnerable to getting caught having it.
2. Hide your stuff in something other people don’t care about (preferably a hobby-related item)
I hide some of my drugs inside my PC, which is a great location since my parents don’t know enough about PCs to feel comfortable taking mine apart.
If your parents are afraid they might break something, they probably won’t look inside it for drugs.
3. Hide something easy to find that makes your parents think "wow, I am invading Timmy's privacy!"
I use condoms. If your parents find condoms while searching your room, they probably won't be mad but will realize they are invading your space.
4. The best hiding spot is somewhere other people do not know exists.
Obvious, right? If nobody knows there is a space in the back of your pc, they certainly won't think to look there. Therefore, do not hide your stuff in spaces people know about, such as in your drawer, backpack, etc.
Tips for hiding peptides:
Hide the peptides inside something in the fridge/freezer that only you consume. Therefore, you can keep the peptides nice and cold (mini fridges are not good for this) and also avoid the suspicion that comes from suddenly being a mini fridge guy. I've seen jars of stuff in my fridge go decades without being touched, so you should be fine.
Construct a false panel in your fridge or mini fridge. (self-explanatory)
Do not keep them in a fridge at all.
Many peptides last a couple of months to a year at room temp when lyophilized. You don't need to refrigerate them as much as you think.
Hiding large items: Switch them to a different box. Therefore, you can larp that they are a different thing you ordered and have not used yet.
Part 4: How to obscure your financial activities
Obviously, if you are over 18 dnr this, you can just make a bank account.
Cash is LAW! Ideally, you should only be using cash (obviously). However, if you cannot use cash, there are a few things you can do.
1. Visa gift card method
Go to your local grocery store and buy Visa gift cards. Ideally, not more than $100 at a time to avoid the cashier becoming suspicious of you. Also, make sure to add something extra to obscure the amount ($25.00 vs $27.83 are very different). This method allows you to convert cash into whatever you want to buy online, and also allows you to effectively launder your money. On your parents' credit card statement, it will show up as whatever grocery store, so they will not be suspicious of you.
2. Facebook marketplace method:
Use your card to buy something on a p2p irl marketplace. Then resell the item to get cash. This can be used to avoid atm charges or as a backup to the grocery store method.
Part 5: Excusemaxxing and not arousing suspicion
The key to this is patternmaxxing. If you seem like you are doing something you usually do, you will rarely be seen as suspicious. For example, consider the following situation: You are trying to leave and either tell your parents:
a) "I am going to [Your friend whom they know well]'s house! I will be back later!
or b) 'I am leaving, goodbye."
Which one will raise suspicion? Obviously the latter. Therefore, you should be trying to act according to your normal patterns. If you normally leave around 4 pm every day to go to the gym, your parents will probably not suspect that you are going somewhere nefarious if you leave at 4 pm.
Sometimes I even do stuff in order to establish patterns that I can leverage later. For example, I started sleeping over at my friend's house so I could be gone at night and my parents wouldn't suspect anything when I left. This allowed me to say "I am sleeping at X friend's house" and they just say "yeah" and ignore me.
Say if you wanted to sneak out at night, but you were afraid of your parents catching you coming inside at 4am. You could set an alarm every so often to larp sleepwalking, so when you actually made noise from walking around the house at 4am, your parents wouldn't care. You can use this to get away with DIABOLICAL things since your parents get used to you doing strange shit if you do it enough.
Part 6: Damage control
If you get caught, DENY DENY DENY, but only what cannot be definitely proven. For example, one time my parents caught me sneaking out (via Life360), my mom called me to come back to the house. But, she only had proof that I left, not what I was doing. Therefore, when she asked what I was doing, I said "Yes, I snuck out, but only to go for a walk." You must feign confession to as minimal a crime as possible. Make sure to keep a straight face as well. This allowed me to get off with a slap on the wrist.
Another CRAZY example of this came when I got (sort of) caught sneaking out of a window at my house. It had snowed before I snuck out, so my footprints were obviously leading to and from the window. Additionally, I forgot to put the battery back in the window alarm after I took it out. However, they only had the footprints and the missing battery as proof. So, I didn't panic. Instead of saying "I snuck out to fuck a fat foid", I said "I was letting the cat in the window." JFL SONNNN!!! They genuininly belived I let my cat in the window and that's why my footprints led to it and why the battery was missing! Goes to show how far the denialmaxxing method can carry you.
DNR=Gay
Contents:
- Introduction
- Foundational stuff
- Sneaking out of your house (alarms, cameras)
- Hiding your whereabouts (Life360 GPS spoofing)
- Hiding items
- Hiding the money trail
- Excusemaxxing and avoiding suspicion
- Damage control if you get in trouble
Introduction & My Credentials
I have snuck out many times (well into the double digits now), had foids over, and taken many different drugs over the years without my parents' knowledge. I’ve even had full high school relationships with multiple dates without them ever finding out (to this day). Unfortunately, I have also been caught doing those things (I got caught using drugs thrice, sneaking out twice, and having foids over once), so you can learn from my mistakes without experiencing the consequences as I have.
Part 1: Foundations of not getting caught doing stuff
The first rule of breaking the rules (no pun intended) is that you should be minimizing rule-breaking in the first place. What I mean by this is: No matter what protocols you have in place to not get caught, if you roll the dice too many times, you WILL get in trouble. Additionally, you only have to get caught ONCE for your parents to have heightened awareness permanently. As the saying goes, Robbers must get lucky every time, while cops only must get lucky once.
Also, DO NOT GET LAZY. I have only been caught because I was too lazy to unlabel all of my drugs, too lazy to hide my weed pen, too lazy to spoof my GPS one night before sneaking out, too lazy to put the battery back in the alarm after I took it out, and too lazy to switch to a different spot when urbexing.
Part 2: How to sneak out of your house
Inb4 “muh just walk out the door.” Doors are loud, must be locked, and are likely to have alarm systems on them. Windowmaxxing is law. You MUST use a window to sneak out.
How to find a good window (obviously, it must fit you and not be an unsurvivable fall):
1. Must be away from where your parents or nosy neighbors sleep
2. Must be in a place you could reasonably be expected to be in at any given time (not your little sister's bathroom or something). This gives you deniability whenever the window is closed.
How to escape through the window
1. SCOPE OUT BEFOREHAND. Make sure that before your planned sneak out, you look outside and figure out how to open the window and remove the screen (if applicable), and inspect for any other issues that might arise. If your window has an alarm on it (looks like a small box on the window and the frame; see image), either choose a new window or, if you must use the alarmed one, scroll down.
2. I recommend removing the screen beforehand if the window you selected is not frequently observed by other people (for example, your bedroom window). This is because removing a screen can make noise, and you can damage the screen by accident.
3. Once it comes time to sneak out, remove the screen if needed and climb through the window. I recommend straddling the window like this guy:
Really, it depends on your situation, though.
4. Close the window partially. This allows you to still be able to open it from the outside while minimizing noise coming through the window.
5. Depart quietly.
If you must use an alarmed window, there are a couple of things you can do:
1) Remove batteries from the window alarm. The system will say “window x disconnected” instead of “window x open,” and the alarm will not trigger.
2) Microwave method: You can remove both the frame and the window piece of the alarm, which are usually attached with adhesive (see image above), and while keeping them together, place them in your microwave with the door shut. This stops the system from communicating with the alarm.
3) Use a Bluetooth jammer to jam the frequencies that the alarm system operates at (only works on wireless systems, duh).
How to not be seen by cameras
Ideally, just avoid the cameras, obviously. However, if you have something like a Ring Doorbell you want to avoid, you can unplug your wifi router, which will stop the doorbell from sending a “motion at your door” notification or showing video.
Part 2: How to hide your whereabouts and activities
If your parents have Life360 or a similar software, you may think you will be unable to sneakily move around. However, using a tool like MyphoneAnyTo, you can spoof your phone’s GPS location so it shows you are where you are supposed to be, while you are really out doing whatever. To use this, you must set your phone to developer mode and plug it into a separate computer. This video explains it:
Many free apps provide essentially the same service, so feel free to use a different one.
Part 3: How to hide items
Tips for hiding items in general:
1. Remove (and switch) as much labeling as possible. Your 50mg Superdrol tabs look the same as vitamin D pills if there is nothing that says what they are. If you can reasonably pass contraband off as something you can have, you are invulnerable to getting caught having it.
2. Hide your stuff in something other people don’t care about (preferably a hobby-related item)
I hide some of my drugs inside my PC, which is a great location since my parents don’t know enough about PCs to feel comfortable taking mine apart.
If your parents are afraid they might break something, they probably won’t look inside it for drugs.
3. Hide something easy to find that makes your parents think "wow, I am invading Timmy's privacy!"
I use condoms. If your parents find condoms while searching your room, they probably won't be mad but will realize they are invading your space.
4. The best hiding spot is somewhere other people do not know exists.
Obvious, right? If nobody knows there is a space in the back of your pc, they certainly won't think to look there. Therefore, do not hide your stuff in spaces people know about, such as in your drawer, backpack, etc.
Tips for hiding peptides:
Hide the peptides inside something in the fridge/freezer that only you consume. Therefore, you can keep the peptides nice and cold (mini fridges are not good for this) and also avoid the suspicion that comes from suddenly being a mini fridge guy. I've seen jars of stuff in my fridge go decades without being touched, so you should be fine.
Construct a false panel in your fridge or mini fridge. (self-explanatory)
Do not keep them in a fridge at all.
Many peptides last a couple of months to a year at room temp when lyophilized. You don't need to refrigerate them as much as you think.
Hiding large items: Switch them to a different box. Therefore, you can larp that they are a different thing you ordered and have not used yet.
Part 4: How to obscure your financial activities
Obviously, if you are over 18 dnr this, you can just make a bank account.
Cash is LAW! Ideally, you should only be using cash (obviously). However, if you cannot use cash, there are a few things you can do.
1. Visa gift card method
Go to your local grocery store and buy Visa gift cards. Ideally, not more than $100 at a time to avoid the cashier becoming suspicious of you. Also, make sure to add something extra to obscure the amount ($25.00 vs $27.83 are very different). This method allows you to convert cash into whatever you want to buy online, and also allows you to effectively launder your money. On your parents' credit card statement, it will show up as whatever grocery store, so they will not be suspicious of you.
2. Facebook marketplace method:
Use your card to buy something on a p2p irl marketplace. Then resell the item to get cash. This can be used to avoid atm charges or as a backup to the grocery store method.
Part 5: Excusemaxxing and not arousing suspicion
The key to this is patternmaxxing. If you seem like you are doing something you usually do, you will rarely be seen as suspicious. For example, consider the following situation: You are trying to leave and either tell your parents:
a) "I am going to [Your friend whom they know well]'s house! I will be back later!
or b) 'I am leaving, goodbye."
Which one will raise suspicion? Obviously the latter. Therefore, you should be trying to act according to your normal patterns. If you normally leave around 4 pm every day to go to the gym, your parents will probably not suspect that you are going somewhere nefarious if you leave at 4 pm.
Sometimes I even do stuff in order to establish patterns that I can leverage later. For example, I started sleeping over at my friend's house so I could be gone at night and my parents wouldn't suspect anything when I left. This allowed me to say "I am sleeping at X friend's house" and they just say "yeah" and ignore me.
Say if you wanted to sneak out at night, but you were afraid of your parents catching you coming inside at 4am. You could set an alarm every so often to larp sleepwalking, so when you actually made noise from walking around the house at 4am, your parents wouldn't care. You can use this to get away with DIABOLICAL things since your parents get used to you doing strange shit if you do it enough.
Part 6: Damage control
If you get caught, DENY DENY DENY, but only what cannot be definitely proven. For example, one time my parents caught me sneaking out (via Life360), my mom called me to come back to the house. But, she only had proof that I left, not what I was doing. Therefore, when she asked what I was doing, I said "Yes, I snuck out, but only to go for a walk." You must feign confession to as minimal a crime as possible. Make sure to keep a straight face as well. This allowed me to get off with a slap on the wrist.
Another CRAZY example of this came when I got (sort of) caught sneaking out of a window at my house. It had snowed before I snuck out, so my footprints were obviously leading to and from the window. Additionally, I forgot to put the battery back in the window alarm after I took it out. However, they only had the footprints and the missing battery as proof. So, I didn't panic. Instead of saying "I snuck out to fuck a fat foid", I said "I was letting the cat in the window." JFL SONNNN!!! They genuininly belived I let my cat in the window and that's why my footprints led to it and why the battery was missing! Goes to show how far the denialmaxxing method can carry you.
DNR=Gay
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