How to never get laid and fail in life

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Don't approach. Don't take care of yourself. Don't do anything. Feel sorry about yourself and perhaps, tell others, "I don't wanna live no more! Boo hoo hoo. I want to rope." Ugh. Cringe.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Thanks for the daily motivation! Today I got approached at the gym but i wont let myself from rottingg

Approach. What do you mean? An elderly lady approached you and perhaps said, "Ugh. My back's not what it used to be. And the doctor wants me to spend more time on the treadmill. I think he's trying to fuck me! Not like this wouldn't be the first. Ugh. I remember back in the late 60s, ugh, they all wanted to tear my vagina up at Woodstock. And there I was! Dancing like a flower girl as the guys circled around with their peckers out. A war was going on around that time, I tell ya! I wanted peace. Not war. And I knew someone had to get them off. And so there I was, a penis in both hands - one in my mouth - one in my ass - and one in my stinky hole."

 

[Deleted member 16833]

Be ethnic

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It use to happen, I remember that day when a jb approached me, she said whats your number! I asked why, she told me that she needed me to pick her up because her daddy couldnt come anymore, I found it weird but I kept on going, one day I saw a bunch of kids in a sidewalk and they told me, are you going to pick kara up? I said, yes why? They told me: she wants to fuck you in the car. Ugh, odd, whats sex supposed to do to the human body that even young girls crave so much. Anyways, i pick her up and halfway there she took out her bra! I was confused so I asked her real age, she said 17! Ugh. No. That was no good, i just left her home and it turned out that her daddy couldnt pick her up because he was taking 2 big cocks at once, ugh weird.

How old are you?

 

[Chadeep]

How's your dick game old man? Do you need the help of Viagra.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

20!

Why would you be interested in JBs then? If you can't score vaginas your age or older, why underage? Why would that make any difference?

A girl that sleeps with older guys is wrecked. Damaged. So if you sleep with an underage, she's already damaged. And if she sleeps with you, then she'll sleep with any guy your age and older. Brutal. A JB that entertains older guys are girls who want pleasure, money, luxuries, and more freedom. Therefore, as to common girls your age, she too is using the older guy to get what she wants. Always remind yourself, that if she'll sleep with you, she already slept with many others. And perhaps, guys her age are turned off from her because they all already sampled that. Thus wrecked goods.

I remember a few during my JB years. And I and my gang already sampled it. Foul. Unkempt. And severely wrecked it was. And one day, I noticed her flirting with older guys. And so I asked her, "Spit," that was her nickname, "Spit, why are you dating older guys now?"

She replied, "Because none of you will do me anymore. Like you said, "I'm severely wrecked." But older guys don't know that!" Ugh.

How's your dick game old man? Do you need the help of Viagra.

I will probably die with an erection. Viagra is for faggots that can't get erections for women.