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for those who arent broke like most people on this forum who wanna get surgery, mfs gonna know you got work done. this is why a few years before you decide to get surgery you gotta looksmin, yes i know your quality of life would be worse but you want people to forget what you looked like originally, so bulk up gain some fat (you can just claim dirty bulking), grow a beard (this one is essential), get acne on purpose and ect. then once you get surgery you can go turkey for "vacation" and then do whatever work your gonna do (make sure it makes you go for a natural look dont get stuff that would be obvious like stroma for colorer eyes or whatever because normies can notice that from a mile away) then once the surgeries are done start cutting shave the beard (depending on what suits you) look after your skin and ect (basic softmaxes) and then people probably wont notice, if they say you look different you can just say you started a skin care routine and tell them some softmax larps and you should be good (normies arent good with this kinda stuff)

first dnr is getting raped

@RealSurgerymax is this a good guide saar :feelsgood:
 
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Dnr i dont care if ppl close to me know i hardmaxxed only future ppl i meet after
 
for those who arent broke like most people on this forum who wanna get surgery, mfs gonna know you got work done. this is why a few years before you decide to get surgery you gotta looksmin, yes i know your quality of life would be worse but you want people to forget what you looked like originally, so bulk up gain some fat (you can just claim dirty bulking), grow a beard (this one is essential), get acne on purpose and ect. then once you get surgery you can go turkey for "vacation" and then do whatever work your gonna do (make sure it makes you go for a natural look dont get stuff that would be obvious like stroma for colorer eyes or whatever because normies can notice that from a mile away) then once the surgeries are done start cutting shave the beard (depending on what suits you) look after your skin and ect (basic softmaxes) and then people probably wont notice, if they say you look different you can just say you started a skin care routine and tell them some softmax larps and you should be good (normies arent good with this kinda stuff)

first dnr is getting raped

@RealSurgerymax is this a good guide saar :feelsgood:
Why care what normies think about you? No one will remember you in 200 years.
 
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Why care what normies think about you? No one will remember you in 200 years.
this is for the people who wanna be more discreet about it, if you dont care just do it and tell ppl ig
 
this is for the people who wanna be more discreet about it, if you dont care just do it and tell ppl ig
No, my question would be, why be more discreet? I wouldn‘t necessarily be open and tell them, but why care at all? Life will end in some years for us all.
 
No, my question would be, why be more discreet? I wouldn‘t necessarily be open and tell them, but why care at all? Life will end in some years for us all.
because the whole point of looksmaxxing is to make it seem effortless like u just natrually had a glow up
 
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This is actually very hard to do , i’m a recessed fuck , getting my shit advanced would be obvious
 
This is actually very hard to do , i’m a recessed fuck , getting my shit advanced would be obvious
if you looksminimise before surgery and then softmax after it will make it less obvious
 
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Getting a long ass bushy beard might be the way
blast oral minoxidil and roids (dutasteride for hairloss from roids) and u can prob grow a beard fast
 
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Just say you lost weight, and take a gap between posting on social media

But its better to Loog good and people suspect you got work done than be ugly and people assume your natural. No one is mirin ur natural ugly or plain appearance.
 
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Personally im going to get a jaw implant and a chin implant i have a good jaw in the side but a poorly shaped chin and inward gonions
Im just going to say to my parents that i broke my jaw and my face is got a bit asymmetrical thats why i got some implants .
Do yall think this is reasonable ?
 
Personally im going to get a jaw implant and a chin implant i have a good jaw in the side but a poorly shaped chin and inward gonions
Im just going to say to my parents that i broke my jaw and my face is got a bit asymmetrical thats why i got some implants .
Do yall think this is reasonable ?
No one will care, and understand that its possible even
 
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As someone who got surgery, trust me no one cares.
 
BSSO + Genio

I never posted my face on here, but id say LMTN - low HTN overall

Jaw wise only I’m high HTN imo.
was thinking of it as well but with a bimax, how much slays did u get pre vs post surgery
 
So long as you don't get bogged it really doesn't matter
 
So long as you don't get bogged it really doesn't matter
it really depends on your surroundings, like if ur family is against it its best to be discreet about it and say the ascension is from losing weight or smth, but if no one around u cares then u dont need to hide it, i still believe its still ideal to make it seem like its effortless
 
it really depends on your surroundings, like if ur family is against it its best to be discreet about it and say the ascension is from losing weight or smth, but if no one around u cares then u dont need to hide it, i still believe its still ideal to make it seem like its effortless
haha. I posted about this in another topic but that's literally exactly what I tried after my surgery as I also lost a few kg at the same time. It didn't work because my change was way too dramatic.

My friends quickly moved on btw, soon after it was never mentioned again. They were happy for me and that was it.
 
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was thinking of it as well but with a bimax, how much slays did u get pre vs post surgery
Pre surgery 0, post surgery 2

A year post op I didn’t care about the external validation anymore (still don’t) so I am skinnyfat, unhygienic, don’t really go to parties, clubs, etc anymore unless it’s with my close friends.

If I had ended up High HTN+ after surgery than I did, I would probably be living a way better lifestyle. I was only getting occasional compliments about looks and treated with more respect, that’s about it. Not worth the money.
But I have no more surgeries that would help me, so there’s nothing I can do.
 
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good guide:love:
 
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for those who arent broke like most people on this forum who wanna get surgery, mfs gonna know you got work done. this is why a few years before you decide to get surgery you gotta looksmin, yes i know your quality of life would be worse but you want people to forget what you looked like originally, so bulk up gain some fat (you can just claim dirty bulking), grow a beard (this one is essential), get acne on purpose and ect. then once you get surgery you can go turkey for "vacation" and then do whatever work your gonna do (make sure it makes you go for a natural look dont get stuff that would be obvious like stroma for colorer eyes or whatever because normies can notice that from a mile away) then once the surgeries are done start cutting shave the beard (depending on what suits you) look after your skin and ect (basic softmaxes) and then people probably wont notice, if they say you look different you can just say you started a skin care routine and tell them some softmax larps and you should be good (normies arent good with this kinda stuff)

first dnr is getting raped

@RealSurgerymax is this a good guide saar :feelsgood:i
I had a question, except ur parent will u tell it to anyone ? Ur friend , ur future gf/wife ? Or ur just gonna lie and not assume what u had to trought all ur Life ? No toxicity am just curious
 
I had a question, except ur parent will u tell it to anyone ? Ur friend , ur future gf/wife ? Or ur just gonna lie and not assume what u had to trought all ur Life ? No toxicity am just curious
i was considering a trimax (bimax, bsso and genioplasty) both for aesthetics and to improve my breathing, i grew up with breathing issues, i got a few surgeries on my airways to expand them (dont remember what there called) but they didnt 100% fix my breathing issues and i am recessed, so i got a good excuse for getting it so ill probably be open about it. but if i get any extras like fat grafting, implants,rhino or ect i probably wouldnt tell people about it.
 
haha. I posted about this in another topic but that's literally exactly what I tried after my surgery as I also lost a few kg at the same time. It didn't work because my change was way too dramatic.

My friends quickly moved on btw, soon after it was never mentioned again. They were happy for me and that was it.
what did u get?
 
Trust me, nobody will know. People will notice that you look better but most can't pinpoint what actually changed
 
i was considering a trimax (bimax, bsso and genioplasty) both for aesthetics and to improve my breathing, i grew up with breathing issues, i got a few surgeries on my airways to expand them (dont remember what there called) but they didnt 100% fix my breathing issues and i am recessed, so i got a good excuse for getting it so ill probably be open about it. but if i get any extras like fat grafting, implants,rhino or ect i probably wouldnt tell people about it.
Okok i can undrestand personnaly i got trimax and all my closest friend know i never lie about it Even to the all girl i used to be with it never be a problème as what i know i Will havé more surgery to fix my shit eyes are and idk i dont want people to know it ofc and lie is not a problème for me but i dont wanna lie to personne that are close to me and that i really love my bro my parent and my future wife Will know for sure i cant see a live where i lie to the closest personne to me
 
Okok i can undrestand personnaly i got trimax and all my closest friend know i never lie about it Even to the all girl i used to be with it never be a problème as what i know i Will havé more surgery to fix my shit eyes are and idk i dont want people to know it ofc and lie is not a problème for me but i dont wanna lie to personne that are close to me and that i really love my bro my parent and my future wife Will know for sure i cant see a live where i lie to the closest personne to me
no offence but i didnt understand a thing u jus said im too high for ts
 
bro chill out, it doesn't mater at all. if youre hot after surgery nobody cares that you had surgery. same with girls. if a girl looks good and natural after having something done I couldn't care less about the "surgery". if you mog, you mog.
 
Probably me my english suck too enjoy ur weed bro we’re together on this one
ill prob be able to read it in a few hours, if not ill jus chat gpt it
 
Pre surgery 0, post surgery 2

A year post op I didn’t care about the external validation anymore (still don’t) so I am skinnyfat, unhygienic, don’t really go to parties, clubs, etc anymore unless it’s with my close friends.

If I had ended up High HTN+ after surgery than I did, I would probably be living a way better lifestyle. I was only getting occasional compliments about looks and treated with more respect, that’s about it. Not worth the money.
But I have no more surgeries that would help me, so there’s nothing I can do.
Did you base your name off Kaldur or Garth?
 

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