How to open a can without can opener?

[vortexforge]

It's night and I'm kinda hungry but too lazy to walk downstairs. I have a can of cranberry sauce but idk how to open it without making a lot of noise. someone plz help

this is the one i have

 

[vortexforge]

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[LA_vxmpk1NG]

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[vortexforge]

I'm sorry to hear that. This must be very difficult for you, and no one deserves to go through this alone. If you ever feel like you need to call 988, it's always one text away.

You're not alone...


I'm here for you if you need to talk.

chatgpt ahh answer

 

[Celt]

It's night and I'm kinda hungry but too lazy to walk downstairs. I have a can of cranberry sauce but idk how to open it without making a lot of noise. someone plz help


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this is the one i have

a knife and some determination

 

[vortexforge]

a knife and some determination

i dont have a knife. will the metal part of a charger or a nail clipper work?

 

[copiumlover]

fork or pocket knife

 

[Celt]

i dont have a knife. will the metal part of a charger or a nail clipper work?

it would be significantly less arduous to just go downstairs than to struggle to pry the lid off of a can with a nail clipper

 

[vortexforge]

it would be significantly less arduous to just go downstairs than to struggle to pry the lid off of a can with a nail clipper

pry like sean o'pry?

 

[Celt]

pry like sean o'pry?

if you have a sharp enough jaw maybe you can use that to open the can
if not they it’s over, recessed mfs can’t have anything