solution to everything
You don't deserve your job you drug addict
No one deserves anything tbh and besides everyone has vices
Are you gonna be bloodmaxxing or cripmaxxing when they fire you?
None cause Im not a nigger
We wuz kangz n shiet
What did you smoke, if it's just tobacco, you can just tell them you're a smoker...
Weed duh, jfl tobacco has been legal since mankind started
Hmmm.....I remember reading in an old book about guys who tried to dodge being drafted into WWI, and they would go and collect a glass of spit from tuberculosis patients and drink it before getting a mouthswab test so they would look like they were sick, it might work for weed too if only you could acquire some clean spit...
Piss test I have cheated and passed with ease. They give you a week in advance so you can order a bottle of quickfix synthetic urine and they sent you to a third party lab to test. You warm up the piss and stuff it next to your balls. Wear some bicycle shorts under your pants. Empty that shit in the bathroom and you pass 100%.
Nah dude I did some research and mouth swabs are designed to get the druggies whos on the hard shit like meth or herione. Those motherfuckers literally cant stop doing it, its sad. They cant usually detect weed unless you smoke the day of tbh.
Liability and risk, so much litigation in murica that if one druggie fucks upon the job, then the whole company might get sued...
I get if you have a dangerous job, like driving, that u need to be clean.
Yeah its a hardware retail store with lots of heavy equipments and tools. Idgaf if i fail it tbh but also know that a mouth swab test should be quite easy to pass.
I wonder how much of this type of shit he says is true and how much is comedy
Ive passed a piss test 6 days after my last smoke sesh cuz my metabolisms fast and i filled a third of the cup with tap water (i was at the doctors office)
