how to poison myself

[vision_n]

give me ideas in order not to go to school

im writing chemistry in 2 todays i can't shit, i was researching about aas and AIs

i can't stay at home because my mom will whoop my ass

haha aas and ass

 

[Aloof]

ts lowkey corny tbh

 

[vision_n]

ts lowkey corny tbh

do i give a fuck? we are on a website for incels

 

[vision_n]

@prettyboylite

 

[prettyboylite]

Just don't go

 

[normanx]

give me ideas in order not to go to school

im writing chemistry in 2 todays i can't shit, i was researching about aas and AIs

i can't stay at home because my mom will whoop my ass

haha aas and ass

yo nga idk what timezone u in but i have a 99% effective method

wake up a lil early and nearly boil water, fill plastic bottle with the water, fill the bottle w the water, lay down and place towel then bottle over forehead for a couple mins, text parents u feel bad and to come check, hide the shi then theyll feel ur forehead and unless they absolutely hate u wont send u to school. ofc be quiet when doing all ts and bonus points for stage and acting: tired the night before, not fully eating dinner, roughening the bed up and putting tissues w toothpaste in ur nightstand like u were "congested" all night. LMK if it helps

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

 

[vision_n]

yo nga idk what timezone u in but i have a 99% effective method

wake up a lil early and nearly boil water, fill plastic bottle with the water, fill the bottle w the water, lay down and place towel then bottle over forehead for a couple mins, text parents u feel bad and to come check, hide the shi then theyll feel ur forehead and unless they absolutely hate u wont send u to school. ofc be quiet when doing all ts and bonus points for stage and acting: tired the night before, not fully eating dinner, roughening the bed up and putting tissues w toothpaste in ur nightstand like u were "congested" all night. LMK if it helps

its highkey good, the only thing i will need to do after it so to fake thermometer temperature

 

[normanx]

its highkey good, the only thing i will need to do after it so to fake thermometer temperature

ur forehead will be hot enough if u do it for likke 10 mins, ive done it b4

 

[vision_n]

yo nga idk what timezone u in but i have a 99% effective method

wake up a lil early and nearly boil water, fill plastic bottle with the water, fill the bottle w the water, lay down and place towel then bottle over forehead for a couple mins, text parents u feel bad and to come check, hide the shi then theyll feel ur forehead and unless they absolutely hate u wont send u to school. ofc be quiet when doing all ts and bonus points for stage and acting: tired the night before, not fully eating dinner, roughening the bed up and putting tissues w toothpaste in ur nightstand like u were "congested" all night. LMK if it helps

doing it rn without the towel, forced myself to choke out the dinner

 

[normanx]

doing it rn without the towel, forced myself to choke out the dinner

bro be caerful dont burn urself, maybe a couple tissues

 

[vision_n]

bro be caerful dont burn urself, maybe a couple tissues

thanks, to my surprise this shit worked

for the cherry on top i faked the thermometer trmperature by tapping on it to get to the 38.2 °C

 

[normanx]

thanks, to my surprise this shit worked

for the cherry on top i faked the thermometer trmperature by tapping on it to get to the 38.2 °C

fire bro glad to hear, enjoy the free day