how to program

[Deleted member 17791]

Tell me how to do it quickly.

 

[buckchadley31]

program what

 

[Nims]

Tell me how to do it quickly.

Depends what type of programming you want to do?

Tbh just read the documentation and within a month you will be half decent, also make projects give yourself practical knowledge and improve your problem solving skills, making projects will also make it easier to remember what u learn.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

program what

Depends what type of programming you want to do?

Tbh just read the documentation and within a month you will be half decent, also make projects give yourself practical knowledge and improve your problem solving skills, making projects will also make it easier to remember what u learn.

hacking

 

[buckchadley31]

hacking

you need to learn other important stuff before learning how to hack

 

[Nims]

hacking

Thats quite broad, what type.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

you need to learn other important stuff before learning how to hack

fuark. isn't there like a youtube video on this stuff?

I wanna do shit like in the movies.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Thats quite broad, what type.

like getting into the mainframe so my buddies can get in the building without tripping the alarm.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Tell me how to do it quickly.

There's no easy way to learn how to code. You either have high IQ or not. Simple as that.

 

[Nims]

like getting into the mainframe so my buddies can get in the building without tripping the alarm.

Idk how to do that.

But thats like the top tier shit you cant do that unless you understand basically everything, like how an entire mainframe/system works.
You cant do that bro unless your some top tier hacker or smth.

OP next week, larping as a hacker.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

There's no easy way to learn how to code. You either have high IQ or not. Simple as that.

just tell me the basics nigga. write that shot down.

If indians from mumbai can do it, it's not very high IQ is it?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Idk how to do that.

But thats like the top tier shit you cant do that unless you understand basically everything, like how to an entire mainframe/system works.
You cant do that bro unless your some top tier hacker or smth.

OP next week, larping as a hacker.

Bro, I basically wing everything I do. I'll just fuck around and become like anonymous but not fagy.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

just tell me the basics nigga. write that shot down.

If indians from mumbai can do it, it's not very high IQ is it?

That's the thing. Those indians are the chosen ones. Not every dalit from Kerala has the brain matter to program. It is what it is. Just join some sort of a shitty college or smth.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

That's the thing. Those indians are the chosen ones. Not every dalit from Kerala has the brain matter to program. It is what it is. Just join some sort of a shitty college or smth.

I already am doing a degree so I need some quick way to learn this shit. Chop chop.

 

[buckchadley31]

fuark. isn't there like a youtube video on this stuff?

I wanna do shit like in the movies.

Lol if you only wanna do some trolling you can just download some scripts and you're good to go.
But if you're serious you need to learn the very basics, idk like how computers really work, how many network systems work.
How to find vulnerabilities in said systems and exploit them.

 

[Deleted member 21297]

just start programming bro!

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Lol if you only wanna do some trolling you can just download some scripts and you're good to go.
But if you're serious you need to learn the very basics, idk like how computers really work, how many network systems work.
How to find vulnerabilities in said systems and exploit them.

yeah I wanna do that. long term, I wanna run badboy 90s hacker game.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

I already am doing a degree so I need some quick way to learn this shit. Chop chop.

What kind of? If you're in incel science then they'll teach how to program from the very basics. You don't need to know shit unless you're in oxford where every student is +130IQ with extensive knowledge from previous experiences. Most of the collegecels are clueless.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

just start programming bro!

show me how nigga.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

What kind of? If you're in incel science then they'll teach how to program from the very basics. You don't need to know shit unless you're in oxford where every student is +130IQ with extensive knowledge from previous experiences. Most of the collegecels are clueless.

I'm doing an accounting degree.

 

[Deleted member 21297]

show me how nigga.

im trying to learn it myself, not for now tho im studying other subjects. but every fucking time i tried learning, they just say "Just start coding!"

 

[St.TikTokcel]

I'm doing an accounting degree.

First year? I mean if you're an accountantcel then there won't be much programming. You'll learn about economy and shit. Advanced math too.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

im trying to learn it myself, not for now tho im studying other subjects. but every fucking time i tried learning, they just say "Just start coding!"

monkeys. I'd beat the shit out of them.

This coder guy I know has begun balding and clearly has tits. Fuck that faggot. Hope he dies. Hope all coding monkeys die.

'just start coding bro'

 

[Deleted member 21297]

im trying to learn it myself, not for now tho im studying other subjects. but every fucking time i tried learning, they just say "Just start coding!"

im trying to learn HOW TO LEARN, so that i can learn

 

[Deleted member 17791]

First year? I mean if you're an accountantcel then there won't be much programming. You'll learn about economy and shit. Advanced math too.

yeah. first year.

 

[Unhuman]

hacking

I'm pretty sure the majority of hacking is learning about computer science concepts and learning how to hacking hardware.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

yeah. first year.

If you're lowIQ then you won't fancy math. Brutal shit.

 

[buckchadley31]

yeah I wanna do that. long term, I wanna run badboy 90s hacker game.

imo start off by learning to code in C
computer architecture
how operating systems work
networks nd shieet
web technologies nd shieet
other stuff nd shieet

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I'm pretty sure the majority of hacking is learning about computer science concepts and learning how to hacking hardware.

show me how to code

If you're lowIQ then you won't fancy math. Brutal shit.

i guess. I've had no problems so far.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

imo start off by learning to code in C
computer architecture
how operating systems work
networks nd shieet
web technologies nd shieet
other stuff nd shieet

show me n shieet.

wait though, i'm gonna take a piss. be my teacher n shieet.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

show me how to code


i guess. I've had no problems so far.

First year is just basic shit like matrices and etc. Once you start doing advanced math your hairline will go MGTOW that's for sure.

 

[buckchadley31]

show me n shieet.

wait though, i'm gonna take a piss. be my teacher n shieet.

Just switch to a CS degree tbh
accounting will be useless once AI takes over everything

 

[Fxdzcki]

fuark. isn't there like a youtube video on this stuff?

I wanna do shit like in the movies.

You mean editing?

I do that type of stuff

 

[Deleted member 17791]

First year is just basic shit like matrices and etc. Once you start doing advanced math your hairline will go MGTOW that's for sure.

I did that shit in grade 10. What are you on about? matrices. HAHAHA

Just switch to a CS degree tbh
accounting will be useless once AI takes over everything

no, that's faggot shit and there are women in my classes. I could try ascend with one. jfl at moving to a 90% male class where the few females are just transgender.

You mean editing?

I do that type of stuff

no not the creation of movies, the characters in them

 

[Nims]

im trying to learn HOW TO LEARN, so that i can learn

Just read the documentation its not hard boyos.

Heres pythons stuff.

3.12.7 Documentation

docs.python.org

They even have a tutorial

The Python Tutorial

Python is an easy to learn, powerful programming language. It has efficient high-level data structures and a simple but effective approach to object-oriented programming. Python’s elegant syntax an...

docs.python.org

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Just read the documentation its not hard boyos.

Heres pythons stuff.

3.12.7 Documentation

docs.python.org

They even have a tutorial

The Python Tutorial

Python is an easy to learn, powerful programming language. It has efficient high-level data structures and a simple but effective approach to object-oriented programming. Python’s elegant syntax an...

docs.python.org

I will use my coding powers to ruin indian scammers.

 

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[St.TikTokcel]

I did that shit in grade 10. What are you on about? matrices. HAHAHA


no, that's faggot shit and there are women in my classes. I could try ascend with one. jfl at moving to a 90% male class where the few females are just transgender.


no not the creation of movies, the characters in them

Cuckstralian bogan education.

 

[buckchadley31]

Just read the documentation its not hard boyos.

Heres pythons stuff.

3.12.7 Documentation

docs.python.org

They even have a tutorial

The Python Tutorial

Python is an easy to learn, powerful programming language. It has efficient high-level data structures and a simple but effective approach to object-oriented programming. Python’s elegant syntax an...

docs.python.org

Imo the worst way for someone to learn programming is to start with python.
C is the best nigga

 

[Deleted member 17791]

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what does this mean?

Cuckstralian bogan education.

what does that supposed to mean?

Imo the worst way for someone to learn programming is to start with python.
C is the best nigga

I'll start with C then

 

[St.TikTokcel]

what does this mean?


what does that supposed to mean?


I'll start with C then

 

[Deleted member 17791]

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[Nims]

Imo the worst way for someone to learn programming is to start with python.
C is the best nigga

Tbh it doesnt really matter enough as long as you start programming thats all that matters. I think python just has alot better tutorials so its alot easier for a beginner.

But yeah C or anything low ish level is best for actually learning, as you need to implement alot more things.



Tbh if you guys want a really good guide on what to do this is probably one of the best things I have seen, that goes into detail on many cs sectors.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Tbh it doesnt really matter enough as long as you start programming thats all that matters. I think python just has alot better tutorials so its alot easier for a beginner.

But yeah C or anything low ish level is best for actually learning, as you need to implement alot more things.



Tbh if you guys want a really good guide on what to do this is probably one of the best things I have seen, that goes into detail on many cs sectors.

will this give me the skills to destroy Iranian nuclear silos?

 

[deepweb1298]

Tell me how to do it quickly.

pay me some money and ill teach u

 

[Nims]

will this give me the skills to destroy Iranian nuclear silos?

No. But it will give you a base to build on.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

pay me some money and ill teach u

no

No. But it will give you a base to build on.

okay

 

[DHTrash]

imo start off by learning to code in C
computer architecture
how operating systems work
networks nd shieet
web technologies nd shieet
other stuff nd shieet

worst way to start off, better to do reverse order of ur list. u srsly think learning C as a beginner will keep ppl motivated? it'll take half a year to even get started building your own project
first language should be python or javascript and build web shit. that'll make you ready you to get webdev jobs. then after few years u can start learning the low level shieet

 

[buckchadley31]

worst way to start off, better to do reverse order of ur list. u srsly think learning C as a beginner will keep ppl motivated? it'll take half a year to even get started building your own project
first language should be python or javascript and build web shit. that'll make you ready you to get webdev jobs. then after few years u can start learning the low level shieet

Lmao all niggas who start with Python and JS will have this very wrong idea about what real programming is.
You don't need to know a lot but just have a simple idea of how memory works.

 

[DHTrash]

Lmao all niggas who start with Python and JS will have this very wrong idea about what real programming is.
You don't need to know a lot but just have a simple idea of how memory works.

what is "real" programming? losing your mind as a beginner learning what pointers are? is that really how you want a beginner to start off? trust me they'll give up in a few days, i've experienced it countless of times. they can put off "real" programming, ie testing, system design, design patterns etc. for later when they have mastered a few high level langs first