how to reincarnate

[user38739]

how do i reincarnate

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

Tie the rope->hang it->get on a chair->put it around your neck->kick the chair

 

[Kingbazoon]

how do i reincarnate

Ur good bro

 

[sziabattya]

Tie the rope->hang it->get on a chair->put it around your neck->kick the chair

make sure ur feet doesnt touch the ground before standing on the chair and the rope has to be tight enough aswell

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

make sure ur feet doesnt touch the ground before standing on the chair and the rope has to be tight enough aswell

If it’s not tight enough it will slide off his recessed chin

 

[user38739]

make sure ur feet doesnt touch the ground before standing on the chair and the rope has to be tight enough aswell

how do i make sure that i dont reincarnate inro smt retarded like a frog or a vending machine

 

[sziabattya]

how do i make sure that i dont reincarnate inro smt retarded like a frog or a vending machine

rng bro

 

[user38739]

rng bro

fuck me

 

[Anatole]

how do i reincarnate

Three main solutions:

Worst solution:
You rope (You will not reincarnate, but you'll put an end to your suffering, and every emotions/experiences with it)
-Be careful with your decision as this is not reversible, and no you won't go to heaven or hell those are retarded tales you'll just fucking die and not reincarnate- (I hope you already knew that otherwise it's truly over for your retard copecel self)

Intermediate solution:
You either hardmaxx but it'll be costly, or you set up a fake accident to get reconstructive surgery.
(ex: Sledgehammer hit in your recessed maxilla; be careful NOT to do TOO MUCH damage as you'll end up deformed after surgery, but if you manage to fracture your bones the right way, you can pull it off )

Best solution (Cope):
You accept the harsh truth that your ethnicity is characterized by having a recessed maxilla and t50 monolid eyes, and that a geomaxxed ltn would steal your girl any day because foids of any race gravit around white men, making you come to the conclusion after not so thorough introspection that it's over.
You then live your life coping and finding hobbies to keep you away from this unpleasant reality.
Disclaimer: your life won't get any better and you certainly won't get more chicks, unless you start approaching sub5's after having personalitymaxxed and moneymaxxed (even then, it's not guaranteed that they won't yearn for european 6'3 blue eyed chad)

 

[V1P3R]

bro u don’t even look that bad chill

 

[user38739]

Three main solutions:

Worst solution:
You rope (You will not reincarnate, but you'll put an end to your suffering, and every emotions/experiences with it)
-Be careful with your decision as this is not reversible, and no you won't go to heaven or hell those are retarded tales you'll just fucking die and not reincarnate- (I hope you already knew that otherwise it's truly over for your retard copecel self)

Intermediate solution:
You either hardmaxx but it'll be costly, or you set up a fake accident to get reconstructive surgery.
(ex: Sledgehammer hit in your recessed maxilla; be careful NOT to do TOO MUCH damage as you'll end up deformed after surgery, but if you manage to fracture your bones the right way, you can pull it off )

Best solution (Cope):
You accept the harsh truth that your ethnicity is characterized by having a recessed maxilla and t50 monolid eyes, and that a geomaxxed ltn would steal your girl any day because foids of any race gravit around white men, making you come to the conclusion after not so thorough introspection that it's over.
You then live your life coping and finding hobbies to keep you away from this unpleasant reality.
Disclaimer: your life won't get any better and you certainly won't get more chicks, unless you start approaching sub5's after having personalitymaxxed and moneymaxxed (even then, it's not guaranteed that they won't yearn for european 6'3 blue eyed chad)

if i reincarnate into a frog ill come for u