how to replicate undergrad/fulfill my fantasy at 26-30?

[banjojones]

So my goal is to do this in this order:

1. go to a house party drink 'till i am shitfaced (like the ones at college where you hear the music BLASTING down the street binge drinking/keg stand//vommitting/illicit drugs the whole 9 yards!). and partake/witness TOTAL DEBAUCHERY ie wet t-shirt contests/whip cream fights etc.

2. smoke some marijuana with some buddies/have a pointless conversation (in GTA5)

3. penetrate a bunch of 18 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites (they HAVE to be white, 18-23 and staceylites)

4. do this in the summer/hot tropical paradise

5. once I am 30 settle for some post-wall roastie and have a kid if I am not sterile from the jab. (sure the sex will be shit but I can close my eyes and imagine I am fucking these 18-23 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites from previous)

6. Don't save for retirement much but work 'till I am dead. Sure my joints will ache but I can SAVOR those good memories in my youth while I wageslave after 30. I believe a lot of the midlife crisis is simply never completing certain milestones.

However It would be more dignifying to find a way to PAY for this (ie like an escort) rather than jestermaxx for a bunch of people who made it clear they want nothing to do with me when I was in my youth. (besides its more economical as well to pay for sex/buddies because #1. the girls you get escortceling are WAY hotter than any american foid you could get by looksmaxxing. #2. Getting laid is GUARANTEED. If you looksmaxx you MAY or may not get prime staceylites but if you pay it is guaranteed!

-simply I want to LARP as chad in college for a day

@FrothySolutions feel free to contribute (he feels the same as me)

 

[Xangsane]

3 (they HAVE to be white, 18-23 and staceylites)

What race are you

 

[banjojones]

What race are you

mayo but i am a WOP

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

you're socially retarded, you will have none of that

 

[banjojones]

you're socially retarded, you will have none of that

what if I find a way to pay for all of this? You have middle aged losers going to Thailand to fulfill all of this. (Problem is I dont' like asian girls I only like white girls).

-any other places where I could fulfill this? IDK maybe the Netherlands/Rio De Janeiro?

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

what if I find a way to pay for all of this? You have middle aged losers going to Thailand to fulfill all of this. (Problem is I dont' like asian girls I only like white girls).

-any other places where I could fulfill this? IDK maybe the Netherlands/Rio De Janeiro?

netherlands, germany, or rio yeah. Just need hookers tbh

 

[prettyboislime]

i have practically done this almost every weekend since i was 14, it really is nothing special. but if you didn’t have the capacities(NT) to do this before, you probably won’t have them after either.

 

[banjojones]

netherlands, germany, or rio yeah. Just need hookers tbh

that could work. But what about the party part? I would bet in the free market their would be parties where you could "pay" to get invited. no?

 

[Zer0/∞]

I will never be invited to a party.

 

[banjojones]

I will never be invited to a party.

you curries have dope parties! i'm jealous!

 

[Deleted member 19036]

i have practically done this almost every weekend since i was 14, it really is nothing special. but if you didn’t have the capacities(NT) to do this before, you probably won’t have them after either.

me-ga ooogh-weeer

 

[banjojones]

i have practically done this almost every weekend since i was 14, it really is nothing special. but if you didn’t have the capacities(NT) to do this before, you probably won’t have them after either.

fuck you for humble bragging! for real! I legit hope your future son grows up, becomes a tranny, and chops his dick off!

-tho is their a way you can "pay" for a party like that or in a sense the "escortcel" equivalent of that?

 

[banjojones]

me-ga ooogh-weeer

this nigga humble bragging!

 

[Deleted member 19036]

this nigga humble bragging!

mofos that are socially ok fucked at least 3 girls since they were 15-16. but look at me, i kessed (autismatic typo) once and that was an One night shit. I really need to leanmaxxx. if i coulnt do it the natural way im gonna pop addy till im a beast

 

[ChristianChad]

once I am 30 settle for some post-wall roastie and have a kid

Old mother produce incels prenatal T is important

Ideally have kids with a. Women who is 19-25 yrs old

 

[banjojones]

Old mother produce incels prenatal T is important

yes obviously

Ideally have kids with a. Women who is 19-25 yrs old

ok einstein pre-wall women want nothing to do with us. so how do we have a healthy child if healthy women don't want kids with us genius?

 

[banjojones]

mofos that are socially ok fucked at least 3 girls since they were 15-16. but look at me, i kessed (autismatic typo) once and that was an One night shit. I really need to leanmaxxx. if i coulnt do it the natural way im gonna pop addy till im a beast

haven't had my cherry popped yet. at this point it ain't gonna happen the normal way. (25, heading to 26) frankly more dignifying to do it the "other way"

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

haven't had my cherry popped yet. at this point it ain't gonna happen the normal way. (25, heading to 26) frankly more dignifying to do it the "other way"

Are you kissless?

 

[banjojones]

Are you kissless?

sí

 

[thereallegend]

You should go for chubby latinas

 

[banjojones]

You should go for chubby latinas

no read my post cute white girls 18-23 only

 

[thereallegend]

no read my post cute white girls 18-23 only

not gonna happen at your height

only chance is if you statusmaxx by joining a frat

 

[banjojones]

not gonna happen at your height

rather shove my dick in a blender than fuck a 4ft8 oompa loompa chalupa woman! White women from continental Europe/Brazil are the master race. If you disagree you are wrong!

only chance is if you statusmaxx by joining a frat

I'm not in college anymore so I can't

 

[thereallegend]

rather shove my dick in a blender than fuck a 4ft8 oompa loompa chalupa woman! White women from continental Europe/Brazil are the master race. If you disagree you are wrong!

enjoy your inceldom

 

[banjojones]

enjoy your inceldom

I couldn't get a spic woman anyway. So at this point I would rather pay to have sex with a European/White-Brazilian lady of the evening

 

[thereallegend]

I couldn't get a spic woman anyway.

you probably could

or get some trailer trash foid

 

[banjojones]

you probably could

no spic women are loyal to their race (good! we don't need them polluting the gene pool)

or get some trailer trash foid

eehh no, trailer trash are even uglier than spics! rather stick my dick in a running lawn mower at this point!

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

what if I find a way to pay for all of this? You have middle aged losers going to Thailand to fulfill all of this. (Problem is I dont' like asian girls I only like white girls).

-any other places where I could fulfill this? IDK maybe the Netherlands/Rio De Janeiro?

Go to Eastern Europe

You might have s chance of either tagging Stacy or getting robbed at gun point by an ugly Polish brute
@Erik-Jón

 

[banjojones]

Go to Eastern Europe

that would be stupider than going to thailand. #1. their is a FUCKING WAR going on in EE.
#2. EE girls prey on incels and scam them

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

that would be stupider than going to thailand. #1. their is a FUCKING WAR going on in EE.
#2. EE girls prey on incels and scam them

You are an incel waiting to be preyed upon
War is an advantage for you . They’ll take you to get out of the country

 

[banjojones]

You are an incel waiting to be preyed upon
War is an advantage for you . They’ll take you to get out of the country

#1. Ukranian girls have been leaving ukraine before the war! (ukraine is a fucking shithole! it is a failed soviet satelite state)
#2. Ukraine's demographics are shit! (its just old people all the young people leave for better jobs in germany)
#3. Dude its not the 90's Ukranian women make their own money in western europe. The western european countries have been offering ukranian women good jobs. They really don't need a greasy incel to support them.

 

[thereallegend]

no spic women are loyal to their race (good! we don't need them polluting the gene pool)

eehh no, trailer trash are even uglier than spics! rather stick my dick in a running lawn mower at this point!

Just price yourself out of the market theory

 

[banjojones]

Just price yourself out of the market theory

how am i pricing myself out of the market if I want to pay to have sex with white 18 year olds?

 

[thereallegend]

I want to pay to have sex with white 18 year olds?

that doesn't happen in america

and that's rare in eastern europe as well.

 

[banjojones]

that doesn't happen in america

and that's rare in eastern europe as well.

what about the netherlands or brazil?

 

[thereallegend]

what about the netherlands or brazil?

brazil no

red light district in amsterdam
i'm sure it'll be hard to find 18 y/o s

 

[banjojones]

brazil no

red light district in amsterdam
i'm sure it'll be hard to find 18 y/o s

fuck would white prostitutes (especially young) be the most expensive in the world? sadly white women are the universal currency it seems ie "white gold" (Heck every guy regardless of race wants to fuck 'em! i think that's what they call cocaine lol attractive white women are as addictive as cocaine!)

 

[thereallegend]

fuck would white prostitutes (especially young) be the most expensive in the world? sadly white women are the universal currency it seems ie "white gold" (Heck every guy regardless of race wants to fuck 'em! i think that's what they call cocaine lol attractive white women are as addictive as cocaine!)

Yes young white prostitutes are a unicorn

 

[banjojones]

Yes young white prostitutes are a unicorn

how much you think they'd charge per hour? I would bet maybe 1-2k and hour! Its not incel losers who use white escorts but elite rich Arab businessmen!

 

[Deleted member 4362]

Lie about your age jfl

 

[thereallegend]

how much you think they'd charge per hour? I would bet maybe 1-2k and hour! Its not incel losers who use white escorts but elite rich Arab businessmen!

Expect a lot of catfishes

And no I haven't seen any non roastie white foid anywhere for sale in America, including Vegas

 

[banjojones]

Lie about your age jfl

its legal to fuck white 18 year old escorts. problem is @thereallegend tells me they are like unicorns!

 

[banjojones]

Expect a lot of catfishes

And no I haven't seen any non roastie white foid anywhere for sale in America, including Vegas

i'm saying outside of america where its legal.

 

[thereallegend]

i'm saying outside of america where its legal

oh, researching the prices for the red light district in amsterdam would be a good start

 

[banjojones]

oh, researching the prices for the red light district in amsterdam would be a good start

so how do I fulfill this mission?

1. go to a house party drink 'till i am shitfaced (like the ones at college where you hear the music BLASTING down the street binge drinking/keg stand/vommitting/illicit drugs the whole 9 yards!). and partake/witness TOTAL DEBAUCHERY ie wet t-shirt contests/whip cream fights etc.

2. smoke some marijuana with some buddies/have a pointless conversation (in GTA5)

3. penetrate a bunch of 18 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites (they HAVE to be white, 18-23 and staceylites)

4. do this in the summer/hot tropical paradise

5. once I am 30 settle for some post-wall roastie and have a kid if I am not sterile from the jab. (sure the sex will be shit but I can close my eyes and imagine I am fucking these 18-23 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites from previous)

6. Don't save for retirement much but work 'till I am dead. Sure my joints will ache but I can SAVOR those good memories in my youth while I wageslave after 30. I believe a lot of the midlife crisis is simply never completing certain milestones.

 

[thereallegend]

so how do I fulfill this mission?

1. go to a house party drink 'till i am shitfaced (like the ones at college where you hear the music BLASTING down the street binge drinking/keg stand/vommitting/illicit drugs the whole 9 yards!). and partake/witness TOTAL DEBAUCHERY ie wet t-shirt contests/whip cream fights etc.

2. smoke some marijuana with some buddies/have a pointless conversation (in GTA5)

3. penetrate a bunch of 18 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites (they HAVE to be white, 18-23 and staceylites)

4. do this in the summer/hot tropical paradise

5. once I am 30 settle for some post-wall roastie and have a kid if I am not sterile from the jab. (sure the sex will be shit but I can close my eyes and imagine I am fucking these 18-23 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites from previous)

6. Don't save for retirement much but work 'till I am dead. Sure my joints will ache but I can SAVOR those good memories in my youth while I wageslave after 30. I believe a lot of the midlife crisis is simply never completing certain milestones.

autism

 

[banjojones]

autism

yes exactly. we autistic people once we have a certain mission/thing we want to do it becomes an OBSESSION! again how can I achieve or get CLOSE to achieving this:

1. go to a house party drink 'till i am shitfaced (like the ones at college where you hear the music BLASTING down the street binge drinking/keg stand/vommitting/illicit drugs the whole 9 yards!). and partake/witness TOTAL DEBAUCHERY ie wet t-shirt contests/whip cream fights etc.

2. smoke some marijuana with some buddies/have a pointless conversation (in GTA5)

3. penetrate a bunch of 18 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites (they HAVE to be white, 18-23 and staceylites)

4. do this in the summer/hot tropical paradise

5. once I am 30 settle for some post-wall roastie and have a kid if I am not sterile from the jab. (sure the sex will be shit but I can close my eyes and imagine I am fucking these 18-23 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites from previous)

6. Don't save for retirement much but work 'till I am dead. Sure my joints will ache but I can SAVOR those good memories in my youth while I wageslave after 30. I believe a lot of the midlife crisis is simply never completing certain milestones.

 

[RecessedChinCel]

yes exactly. we autistic people once we have a certain mission/thing we want to do it becomes an OBSESSION! again how can I achieve or get CLOSE to achieving this:

1. go to a house party drink 'till i am shitfaced (like the ones at college where you hear the music BLASTING down the street binge drinking/keg stand/vommitting/illicit drugs the whole 9 yards!). and partake/witness TOTAL DEBAUCHERY ie wet t-shirt contests/whip cream fights etc.

2. smoke some marijuana with some buddies/have a pointless conversation (in GTA5)

3. penetrate a bunch of 18 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites (they HAVE to be white, 18-23 and staceylites)

4. do this in the summer/hot tropical paradise

5. once I am 30 settle for some post-wall roastie and have a kid if I am not sterile from the jab. (sure the sex will be shit but I can close my eyes and imagine I am fucking these 18-23 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites from previous)

6. Don't save for retirement much but work 'till I am dead. Sure my joints will ache but I can SAVOR those good memories in my youth while I wageslave after 30. I believe a lot of the midlife crisis is simply never completing certain milestones.

Reincarnate

 

[Skywalker]

5. once I am 30 settle for some post-wall roastie and have a kid if I am not sterile from the jab. (sure the sex will be shit but I can close my eyes and imagine I am fucking these 18-23 year old blonde/blue eyed staceylites from previous)

retard

 

[Skywalker]

However It would be more dignifying to find a way to PAY for this (ie like an escort) rather than jestermaxx for a bunch of people who made it clear they want nothing to do with me when I was in my youth. (besides its more economical as well to pay for sex/buddies because #1. the girls you get escortceling are WAY hotter than any american foid you could get by looksmaxxing. #2. Getting laid is GUARANTEED. If you looksmaxx you MAY or may not get prime staceylites but if you pay it is guaranteed!

oh wait you redeemed yourself; followed you