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To the feds. This is in roblox, we are talking about robbing in the virtual roblox game called Da Hood.
1. Pick the bank
Certain banks have less security than others, first walk in and inspect it make sure there aren't security guards or it's over.
- Banks far from home is better
- Try to get a low inhib friend to do it with you
- Don't try robbing actual big/high security banks (Bank Of America). Rob shitty banks that nobody uses
2. Get a good escape route
You will never beat the police in a chase on the road. They will just pop your tires and your fucked. If you escape on a car they will just get your license plate and it is game over. Don't try that normie cope. You need to make your escape towards some woods, if you can't sprint like a olympic runner its over. If you have a helicopter it will be easier.
Leave a bike in the woods you plan on escaping in, somewhere hidden so it doesnt get stolen
3. Stock up
You will need
- Big Backpack to hold the shit
- Hammer or some shit
- Wig (long wig to fraud identity)
- glasses (thick frames to hide your subhuman eye area)
- Lifts (if you get caught just say the dude was 6'3 while ur 5'9)
- Alternative Clothes (you will put these on after you rob)
- Backpack inside backpack
- Spray tan (Fraud as a ethnic. If you're ethnic then make yourself darker)
- Bear Spray (Most normies don't know that bear spray is stronger than pepper spray and will fuck someone up from farther. You can even mix both) - You will use this on the people at the bank
MAKE SURE NONE OF THESE ITEMS HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINTS OR ITS OVER!!!!!
4. Go inside acting normal with the wig, glasses, spray, lifts on and your main (not alternative) keep the bear spray in the side pocket of your backpack and wait in line for the normies.
If you are high inhib stop here its over
Do the rest on a day with less people
5. Spray everyone in there with it and make sure their really fucked up, jump over the counter, take the hammer out of your back, break the counter and take out the money, stuff it in your backpack, then get the fuck out of there (over for slowcels). The faster you run the higher chance of escaping
6. Once you escape the bank either dip into the woods, DO NOT EVER TRY TO DRIVE AWAY! THE POLICE WILL BE ON YOUR ASS AND THEY HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS!!!! Your goal is to go into the woods or some forest or some shit
7. Now that you are in the forest, take off the wig (bury it somewhere), wash off the spray tan if possible, take off the lifts (burry them deep in the ground so it isn't a close), burry the glasses far from the lifts, put on the alternative clothes, take out the money from the main backpack and put it into the second empty backpack inside, then throw the backpack into a river or bury it somewhere (far from the other items), bury the bear spray far from the other items,
8. Now take the backpack with the money, find the bike you hid and ride away as fast as possible, do a lot of turns and detours. If you can ride off into a nearby neighborhood you should be safe.
1. Pick the bank
Certain banks have less security than others, first walk in and inspect it make sure there aren't security guards or it's over.
- Banks far from home is better
- Try to get a low inhib friend to do it with you
- Don't try robbing actual big/high security banks (Bank Of America). Rob shitty banks that nobody uses
2. Get a good escape route
You will never beat the police in a chase on the road. They will just pop your tires and your fucked. If you escape on a car they will just get your license plate and it is game over. Don't try that normie cope. You need to make your escape towards some woods, if you can't sprint like a olympic runner its over. If you have a helicopter it will be easier.
Leave a bike in the woods you plan on escaping in, somewhere hidden so it doesnt get stolen
3. Stock up
You will need
- Big Backpack to hold the shit
- Hammer or some shit
- Wig (long wig to fraud identity)
- glasses (thick frames to hide your subhuman eye area)
- Lifts (if you get caught just say the dude was 6'3 while ur 5'9)
- Alternative Clothes (you will put these on after you rob)
- Backpack inside backpack
- Spray tan (Fraud as a ethnic. If you're ethnic then make yourself darker)
- Bear Spray (Most normies don't know that bear spray is stronger than pepper spray and will fuck someone up from farther. You can even mix both) - You will use this on the people at the bank
MAKE SURE NONE OF THESE ITEMS HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINTS OR ITS OVER!!!!!
4. Go inside acting normal with the wig, glasses, spray, lifts on and your main (not alternative) keep the bear spray in the side pocket of your backpack and wait in line for the normies.
If you are high inhib stop here its over
Do the rest on a day with less people
5. Spray everyone in there with it and make sure their really fucked up, jump over the counter, take the hammer out of your back, break the counter and take out the money, stuff it in your backpack, then get the fuck out of there (over for slowcels). The faster you run the higher chance of escaping
6. Once you escape the bank either dip into the woods, DO NOT EVER TRY TO DRIVE AWAY! THE POLICE WILL BE ON YOUR ASS AND THEY HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS!!!! Your goal is to go into the woods or some forest or some shit
7. Now that you are in the forest, take off the wig (bury it somewhere), wash off the spray tan if possible, take off the lifts (burry them deep in the ground so it isn't a close), burry the glasses far from the lifts, put on the alternative clothes, take out the money from the main backpack and put it into the second empty backpack inside, then throw the backpack into a river or bury it somewhere (far from the other items), bury the bear spray far from the other items,
8. Now take the backpack with the money, find the bike you hid and ride away as fast as possible, do a lot of turns and detours. If you can ride off into a nearby neighborhood you should be safe.
