How to self tan without getting caught

[pplankk]

I live in the UK and it’s winter so if i come to sxhool tomorrow and i’m 5 shades darker everyone’s gonna know and they’re gonna call me gay. do i just wait for summer and keep it consistent after or is there a way to be tan now

 

[inversions]

just do it over the christmas holidays and say you went to bournemouth or some shit

or abroad

 

[slayerbones]

js use mt2

 

[5foot9GymCell]

Just wait for summer and take vitamine D3/K2

 

[epsilonic]

I live in the UK and it’s winter so if i come to sxhool tomorrow and i’m 5 shades darker everyone’s gonna know and they’re gonna call me gay. do i just wait for summer and keep it consistent after or is there a way to be tan now

mt-2

 

[whos]

I live in the UK and it’s winter so if i come to sxhool tomorrow and i’m 5 shades darker everyone’s gonna know and they’re gonna call me gay. do i just wait for summer and keep it consistent after or is there a way to be tan now

if it looks clean and even js say its sunbeds its not that deep I do same but I pin mt2

 

[Fleisch]

Tell them u went to a spa with ur family and there was a tanning bed and u just went and layed in it, do the tan NOW. The opinion of a few people are not important, what matters is your SMV for every human, not just the few people that see u every day

 

[aj05]

I live in the UK and it’s winter so if i come to sxhool tomorrow and i’m 5 shades darker everyone’s gonna know and they’re gonna call me gay. do i just wait for summer and keep it consistent after or is there a way to be tan now

Use a 1 day tanner so you don’t go like a patchy tiger bread. 1 day tan colour mogs to oblivion

 

[Snucell]

just do it over the christmas holidays and say you went to bournemouth or some shit

or abroad

i live in bournemouth and the weather is so ass boi u aint getting any tan here jfllll

 

[epsilonic]

i live in bournemouth and the weather is so ass boi u aint getting any tan here jfllll

SYBAU

 

[inversions]

i live in bournemouth and the weather is so ass boi u aint getting any tan here jfllll

yeah but would someone from ldn know that