How to skip any sports practice or gym class (first guide) sportscells GTFIH

unknown_slayer69

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I ain’t tryna go to this shit man
Here’s what you need:

One hammer
One phone timer
Willpower


Basically I would never bonesmash my face with a hammer gng shits too risk brah so what I did instead was use the hammer to bones mash the side of my knee, not to fracture the bone but build fibrosis, causing the side of my knee to swelll. Then you wake up around 4am, wake your mom/dad or guardian and then say “I was tryna use the bathroom and I fell and my knee ow it hurts” and they’ll see your swollen knee and be like “damn son yeah I’ll go ahead and not make you go today” and you could potentially be able to get out of going anywhere for 3-7 days.

Game is game
I just did this and now I’m waiting for 4am I’ll let yall know if this works
 
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