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don't go
 
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But police will kill me if I dont

excused absences

either fake sick and get your parents to excuse you


or larp as your parents in some way and excuse yourself, maybe send the school an email using ur parents email account, or if you have a parent portal excuse yourself for there
 
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kill your evil parents :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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excused absences

either fake sick and get your parents to excuse you


or larp as your parents in some way and excuse yourself, maybe send the school an email using ur parents email account, or if you have a parent portal excuse yourself for there
Dont "mental health days" exist in some schools? I could just do that maybe
 
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Dont "mental health days" exist in some schools? I could just do that maybe
ye just use ur depression as an excuse that could work as well

easier to larp then a physical illness as well
 
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ye just use ur depression as an excuse that could work as well

easier to larp then a physical illness as well
until they put this nigga on ssris and his parents force him to take them :feelshaha:
 
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Literally just find a spot to chill and stay there for the whole day.

Block school emails and the phone number and just dont get more than 10 in a single quarter.

First quarter and this quarter i had like 20 but they didn't do shit to me. My mother didn't care either
 
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get a pass from the office
late arrival wtv as long as you have a pass from the office
keep it and try to find the template for it
print multiple out then you can come late as fuck to any class and you will have an excuse for them not to count you absent also if your coming back into the school building it helps
 
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get a pass from the office
late arrival wtv as long as you have a pass from the office
keep it and try to find the template for it
print multiple out then you can come late as fuck to any class and you will have an excuse for them not to count you absent also if your coming back into the school building it helps
i do this don’t overuse it though because they can catch on you
can use ai to find the template, to make a copy of it or just make one yourself in photoshop
 
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get a pass from the office
late arrival wtv as long as you have a pass from the office
keep it and try to find the template for it
print multiple out then you can come late as fuck to any class and you will have an excuse for them not to count you absent also if your coming back into the school building it helps
Mirin creativity but I doubt my parents will let me borrow the printer to skip class
 
why don't u go? i used to be very depressed but i only skipped class to smoke with my bros or if we wanted to play football or something, if you don't literally just take a seat in the back of the classroom put some earbuds on and chill there, carry some coffee and a laptop with you, teachers don't get paid enough to give a fuck about what you do
 
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why don't u go? i used to be very depressed but i only skipped class to smoke with my bros or if we wanted to play football or something, if you don't literally just take a seat in the back of the classroom put some earbuds on and chill there, carry some coffee and a laptop with you, teachers don't get paid enough to give a fuck about what you do
Dude all I do in class is wait. How am I supposed to "chill" with the unnatural white overhead lights and the teachers yapping in my ear for 7 hours straight. Even lunch I hate. I have to constantly worry about how others see me while I eat my slop.
 
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Dude all I do in class is wait. How am I supposed to "chill" with the unnatural white overhead lights and the teachers yapping in my ear for 7 hours straight. Even lunch I hate. I have to constantly worry about how others see me while I eat my slop.
i feel you so heavily man
the white lights should genuinely be considered like phycological torture makes it impossible to get rest gives you a headache and eye strain fucking sucks man
 
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Dude all I do in class is wait. How am I supposed to "chill" with the unnatural white overhead lights and the teachers yapping in my ear for 7 hours straight. Even lunch I hate. I have to constantly worry about how others see me while I eat my slop.
been there i know it fucking sucks but it will only get worse if you start skipping class, you should defitinely talk about your situation with your parents though, i wish i did, lost my teen years rotting in the back of the classroom, in the hallways and in my bed as soon i got home, had a lot of problems with the law during sophomore and junior too, tell your parents that you get suicidal just by the thought of going to class, ask to be homeschooled, get your grades up, study a lot and get into a well earning career, id suggest medschool or engineering, what year are you in?

please for the love of god don't rot during your teenage years i wish i could change my past actions, if i were in your position id do what i told you and work during holidays to save up for whatever surgeries you need to get, it took me a whole year after ending high school to learn all of the math and science needed to get into a STEM major, which was last year, leaned down 20kgs too because my diet was shit, i just got accepted in the best university in Latin America for Math majors, got into Applied Math, that helped me a little bit with depression, i do feel much better now but don't make the same mistakes as me (rotting, skipping class, not opening up to your parents) because it only worsens your current condition
 
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been there i know it fucking sucks but it will only get worse if you start skipping class, you should defitinely talk about your situation with your parents though, i wish i did, lost my teen years rotting in the back of the classroom, in the hallways and in my bed as soon i got home, had a lot of problems with the law during sophomore and junior too, tell your parents that you get suicidal just by the thought of going to class, ask to be homeschooled, get your grades up, study a lot and get into a well earning career, id suggest medschool or engineering, what year are you in?

please for the love of god don't rot during your teenage years i wish i could change my past actions, if i were in your position id do what i told you and work during holidays to save up for whatever surgeries you need to get, it took me a whole year after ending high school to learn all of the math and science needed to get into a STEM major, which was last year, leaned down 20kgs too because my diet was shit, i just got accepted in the best university in Latin America for Math majors, got into Applied Math, that helped me a little bit with depression, i do feel much better now but don't make the same mistakes as me (rotting, skipping class, not opening up to your parents) because it only worsens your current condition
Im in 9th grade and my lifestyle is horrible, I just wait till the day is over everyday over and over again using computer games, and phone rotting as a way to waste time until the day is over. I dont have any plans for the future at all
 

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