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Ok no bs guide.
Firstly, you have to try your best to not leave an impression on the teachers. You will achieve this by sitting in the middle of the classroom or even at the back and not talking in class, not answering questions, not failing the class, and getting average to a little above average grades. The slightly above average grades is just in case the teacher does notice, but they won't really care if you are doing pretty well. I mentioned this being for people with no friends because teachers can and will associate you with your friends in the class and ask them why you aren't in class. If you are at the point where if you ask basically anybody who you are, they won't really know. Another thing you can do is pretend to be a bit sickly so teachers may just think you are sick.
Then, you have to test the waters with what you can get away with. If you are high inhib and scared of getting in trouble, you can skip a class and then check the next day to see if the teacher just marked you present. Usually if your school is a larger one, they won't care about a single absence. Out of your however many classes, you would then have a clear idea of which classes will mark you present even when you aren't there. Usually PE or whatever you can skip even if they mark you absent because it's a chaotic class and you have plausible deniability.
You can plan your skips like leaving last period so you can go straight home, or you can leave the period before lunch so you have more time. It would be most optimal to make sure you don't have more than one or two absences a day. If you are called in to be questioned about your attendance, just deny everything, they won't do anything unless you are actually caught in the act.
Avoid using main streets and stuff, especially if you wear uniform. Leaving through a back exit also minimises risk. I have been almost caught multiple times, but only actually caught once. If you hear or see a teacher or school staff, HUG YOUR BAG AND JUST RUN. Unless they recognise you directly, if would be hard to identify if you don't sit there like a duck and wait for them to pull out their phone and snap pictures. THIS is the only reason I have been caught. Don't overthink anything, they will try to stall you and get pictures, always choose flight instead of freezing. If they come out of nowhere with their phone already out, make exaggerated and weird expressions, I swear this helps with not getting identified. Get like a basic black bag too so you don't get recognised from your bag. Try to avoid doing stupid shit like smoking in public because anything that draws attention is bad, I usually go to the sewers and smoke there.
Finally, please utilise the fact you have no previous record if you have not been caught before. It gets easy to identify after you get caught once. Change of clothes is also goated, but if you are coming back to school it's a bit of a hassle, when you come back, return at times where students are everywhere and just blend back in.
I have a 95% attendance when in reality I come to around half of my classes. This also rarely affects your grades if you aren't retarded as classes are very inefficient. Feel free to ask about anything.
Good luck skipping class guys
Firstly, you have to try your best to not leave an impression on the teachers. You will achieve this by sitting in the middle of the classroom or even at the back and not talking in class, not answering questions, not failing the class, and getting average to a little above average grades. The slightly above average grades is just in case the teacher does notice, but they won't really care if you are doing pretty well. I mentioned this being for people with no friends because teachers can and will associate you with your friends in the class and ask them why you aren't in class. If you are at the point where if you ask basically anybody who you are, they won't really know. Another thing you can do is pretend to be a bit sickly so teachers may just think you are sick.
Then, you have to test the waters with what you can get away with. If you are high inhib and scared of getting in trouble, you can skip a class and then check the next day to see if the teacher just marked you present. Usually if your school is a larger one, they won't care about a single absence. Out of your however many classes, you would then have a clear idea of which classes will mark you present even when you aren't there. Usually PE or whatever you can skip even if they mark you absent because it's a chaotic class and you have plausible deniability.
You can plan your skips like leaving last period so you can go straight home, or you can leave the period before lunch so you have more time. It would be most optimal to make sure you don't have more than one or two absences a day. If you are called in to be questioned about your attendance, just deny everything, they won't do anything unless you are actually caught in the act.
Avoid using main streets and stuff, especially if you wear uniform. Leaving through a back exit also minimises risk. I have been almost caught multiple times, but only actually caught once. If you hear or see a teacher or school staff, HUG YOUR BAG AND JUST RUN. Unless they recognise you directly, if would be hard to identify if you don't sit there like a duck and wait for them to pull out their phone and snap pictures. THIS is the only reason I have been caught. Don't overthink anything, they will try to stall you and get pictures, always choose flight instead of freezing. If they come out of nowhere with their phone already out, make exaggerated and weird expressions, I swear this helps with not getting identified. Get like a basic black bag too so you don't get recognised from your bag. Try to avoid doing stupid shit like smoking in public because anything that draws attention is bad, I usually go to the sewers and smoke there.
Finally, please utilise the fact you have no previous record if you have not been caught before. It gets easy to identify after you get caught once. Change of clothes is also goated, but if you are coming back to school it's a bit of a hassle, when you come back, return at times where students are everywhere and just blend back in.
I have a 95% attendance when in reality I come to around half of my classes. This also rarely affects your grades if you aren't retarded as classes are very inefficient. Feel free to ask about anything.
Good luck skipping class guys
