How to smell good (indians gtfih)

[pandamonium]

1) shave your armpits and either shave or trim your pubes
These cause sweat to cling to you and make you stinky

2) shower
Nothing in this thread will save you if you dont do this

3) antiperspirant
Avoid deodorant as all it does is mask the stink it doesnt block it.

4) (optional) some cologne or essential oil
black opium or odeum sex panther will have her wet (unless your ugly)

 

[lestoa]

thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pandamonium]

Say it with me… no fragrance for your bonesss!!!!

 

[HandsomeOrDeath]

Rub lots of curry all over your shit coloured skin!