HOW TO SMELL LIKE A Alpha PIG: The Ultimate Guide To Smelling like shit

[Deleted member 16061]

Alpha pig bear hogs smell like shit and get the smegma sucked from their cock tip

Meabwhile bisexual sub male fem cucks worry about fragrance and showering instead of letting their alpha stink fumes dominate the nostrils of females

 

[Deleted member 16061]

Step one don’t shower too much only light showers with natural soaps made from dirt and shit

step 2 accumulate stink and smeg

 

[BigBiceps]

Legit knew this guy who smelled like absolute shit all the time and he still managed to have okayish girlfriend

 

[Deleted member 16061]

Step 3

 

[Deleted member 16061]

Legit knew this guy who smelled like absolute shit all the time and he still managed to have okayish girlfriend

Mogs a fagot scrubbing his balls with estrogen soap so women will have pitty sex with his boy clit

 

[Vermilioncore]

Legit post.

Whenever I want to shower my girlfriend says “no you smell sexy” and says she wants to suck my stinky fat cock. She ate my asshole when it was stinky and sweaty too. My smelly cheesy cock doesn’t need to be washed. It needs to be fucked.

 

[Deleted member 8244]

I like the smell of my balls when it gets musty tbh, smells alpha

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

OhWellMaxxing alt

 

[Deleted member 8244]

Become alex jones big framed large skull bull

 

[Deleted member 16061]

Mogs a fagot scrubbing his balls with estrogen soap so women will have pitty sex with his boy clit

I like the smell of my balls when it gets musty tbh, smells alpha

Imagine spraying estrogen juice on your balls like @Pantherus

he probably gets turned on by the smell of a alpha pig freak that takes up space on a bus next to him

 

[Deleted member 8244]

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Imagine spraying estrogen juice on your balls like @Pantherus

he probably gets turned on by the smell of a alpha pig freak that takes up space on a bus next to him

my balls smell nice, i like the must tbh

 

[Deleted member 16061]

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my balls smell nice, i like the must tbh

It’s a natural pheromone it shows you put in work and are more concerned with action and movement

biologically women can’t resist it

 

[Deleted member 16061]

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my balls smell nice, i like the must tbh

@Pantherus will sniff them

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Me tbh

It wasnt long ago i went over 2 weeks without showering and the only form of hygiene i participated in was french showers consisting applying deoderant under my armpits and cleaning the dirt from my nails.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Me tbh

It wasnt long ago i went over 2 weeks without showering and the only form of hygiene i participated in was french showers consisting applying deoderant under my armpits and cleaning the dirt from my nails.

I also havent cleaned my dick in a week currently, and im afraid to puback the foreskin

 

[Deleted member 16061]

I also havent cleaned my dick in a week currently, and im afraid to puback the foreskin

You just made @Pantherus man pussy wet

 

[Constantin Denis]

with natural soaps made from dirt and shit

 

[Constantin Denis]

Legit knew this guy who smelled like absolute shit all the time and he still managed to have okayish girlfriend

Same I know a guy that gave me his bandana-face mask one time and told me to wear it for a pic. His breath got inprinted on it and it smelled like literal shit + vinegar. Still gets decent girlfriends tho