How to speak flawless Japanese without knowing how to speak Japanese

[Rea]

Gonna follow your threads, currently trying to book a consult with Japanese clinic that doesn’t speak English

Ty bhai, for surgery ?

 

[LevantinePsycho]

he said that he likes cock
dattebayo

It's from filthy frank

 

[jisko32]

orewa jewdesu
jewdesu poweru canutrolu tha warudo
correct?

 

[Rea]

orewa jewdesu
jewdesu poweru canutrolu tha warudo
correct?

perfect just add desu after warudo and you are japanese.

 

[jisko32]

perfect just add desu after warudo and you are japanese.

I forgot something.
canutrolu is incorrect tbh
canutroru is correct

 

[Rea]

I forgot something.
canutrolu is incorrect tbh
canutroru is correct

R = L, same shit TBH

 

[jisko32]

R = L, same shit TBH

The Japanese don't have the L sound, they say R instead

 

[Rea]

The Japanese don't have the L sound, they say R instead

They pronounce it L so whatever

 

[Gengar]

If you didn't already know Japanese is very much inspired by the English language

For example :

ライト raito (light)
ペン pen (pen)
デスク desuku (desk)
ホテル hoteru (hotel)


So if you want to speak Japanese without even knowing a single word, you can speak in English and add the particle DESU (reading DEATH) at the end of each sentence so that people know what you're talking about.

Example : Pen death (Meaning: This is a pen)

Wow bhai. N6 certificate, here I come.

 

[Rea]

Wow bhai. N6 certificate, here I come.

This is N7 certificate not N6 bhai

 

[Gengar]

This is N7 certificate not N6 bhai

I might be the world's only person with N7 then.