How to speed up my old fart neighbors death

[Vermilioncore]

He’s really old and might die any day. But I want him dead faster.

Should I play loud music and give him a heart attack?

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Why

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why

He tried to stop me from feeding pigeons.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

He tried to stop me from feeding pigeons.

Elab

 

[Vermilioncore]

Elab

Called the police on me

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Called the police on me

Maybe just feed the pigeons normally instead of doing it while rambling to yourself about how youre "gonna make a pigeon army and kill all the normies with their help" like a lunatic then next time?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Maybe just feed the pigeons normally instead of doing it while rambling to yourself about how youre "gonna make a pigeon army and kill all the normies with their help" like a lunatic then next time?

One day that old fart will wake up and see me and 50 pigeons standing over his body and I’ll slit his eyelids so he can’t close his eyes. He’ll be forced to watch as he is gutted by a lawnmower

 

[futureashtray]

is there a difference between the old neighbor and the old fart neighbor?

 

[SoundnVision]

Fart in their face