how to spot a mudshark: guide

[blocklandchud]

lol this thread is so funny, im ND but you guys need to stop wanting to systemize everything, its really easy to tell if someone is a mudshark irl, you dont need a guide on this, still fun to read and appeals to my ND brain nonetheless

 

[james_2006]

lol this thread is so funny, im ND but you guys need to stop wanting to systemize everything, its really easy to tell if someone is a mudshark irl, you dont need a guide on this, still fun to read and appeals to my ND brain nonetheless

I like to dissect things and talk about patterns of things I notice in a day-to-day basis

 

[james_2006]

My former next door neighbor was a mudshark in her 50s

Because of her age, she lacked a lot of the "tells" you mentioned (a lot of the "tells" you mentioned are more of a Millennial/Gen Z thing)

Yet one thing about my former next door neighbor: She was an NBA fanatic

So I guess what I'm saying is: Even if a majority of your "tells" mainly apply to younger foids, the NBA "tell" applies across the board (even to older mudsharks)

the NBA shit is a huge sign. I'd argue possibly NFL too

if its MLB (Baseball) shes probably more likely to stick to whites. if its NHL (Hockey) shes definitely only dating whites.

 

[jeremyy]

Well no s

not even gonna say slurs in an over the top way here this was actually just a showerthought. how do you tell if a white girl is a mudshark (likes to fuck black guys)

I'm talking based on what they wear, what makeup/tats/piercings they have. a big one is what music they listen to.

some things I'll assume:

If they only listen to white girl music Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter they're less likely to be a mudshark. If they wear a white sundress and a cross necklace probably likely she only dates whites. Same if she has a bible verse or Jesus Saves in her IG bio. less makeup is also a sign she sticks to whites.

One sign shes a mudshark is if she listens to shit like King Von, Lil Durk, NBA Youngboy, etc. If shes a basketball (NBA) fan its def kinda likely. if they dress with their ass hanging out another good sign. extremely heavy makeup and lashes is another sign.

my guess:

whites only girl: View attachment 5313842

mudshark: View attachment 5313824

what do you guys think

hit that’s a fucking shark nigga, doesn’t take a genius to figure it out

 

[extremelyover]

iq, look for focus on ebonics and AAVE, also less romantic, more inclined towards lms and status

 

[james_2006]

iq, look for focus on ebonics and AAVE, also less romantic, more inclined towards lms and status

lms?

 

[Clqs]

Not one word

 

[james_2006]

Not one word

huh?

 

[Clqs]

huh?

NOT A WORD FAGGOT

 

[james_2006]

NOT A WORD FAGGOT

okay

 

[Clqs]

okay

Yeah you better be okay with it

 

[james_2006]

Yeah you better be okay with it

dnr

 

[Deleted member 355530]

Mirin such a loser thread

 

[BadLuck7892]

the NBA shit is a huge sign. I'd argue possibly NFL too

if its MLB (Baseball) shes probably more likely to stick to whites. if its NHL (Hockey) shes definitely only dating whites.

The NBA/NFL distinction is a tricky topic

Even though both are majority nigger, the NFL is a lot more mainstream. I have no interest in the NFL. Yet I wouldn't say a foid watching the NFL in and of itself is a strong sign she's a mudshark

Agree with you regarding MLB and NHL

 

[DarkAscender]

easier way to tell

if she follows black guys like Michael B Jordan

is into hiphop / rap / afrobeats and dancing

 

[chucky]

Many famous white women have never dated a black guy. Examples: Barbara Palvin

 

[Resonance]

how can you make a thread this cucked

 

[james_2006]

how can you make a thread this cucked

how is it cucked

if anything I'm telling people this stuff so white guys know which girls to avoid

 

[whiteegyptian]

all white girls love black men

 

[james_2006]

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fuck I didn't account for lewis hamilton

my bad

 

[Blondepawg'sDildo]

hunter eye blonde mtbs

U have examples of that?

 

[Blondepawg'sDildo]

Eyelashes are enough to know tbh but if you look at how black women dress etc and how mudsharks dress it’s similar

Yeah I was gonna say mudsharks always have those heavy fake eyelashes and not much else make up