How to start a cult/commune if you have no friends (realistic modern edition)

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1. Be reasonably good looking
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Most cult leaders can get away with being mtn because they’re selling a dream but anything below mtn is not acceptable people don’t want to listen to a subhuman talk about heaven, if you’re htn your way above looks level to start a group but it might work In your favor

2.find a group of sad/creative individuals
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Jonestown was formed from a church, a place where people are normally coming because they’re on hard times or in a state of unrest most of them were Ltn’s/ltb’s by the standards of that time, in a way this forum should be your jumping off point find a group like this and sell them a dream, find a core tenet inside the group than idolize that until they do everything for it example
“We all pray right? Let’s go ever so often together”
“We should be more obsessed with our faith let’s go more often”
“How about we set up a prayer group for when we aren’t going to church”
And just like that your group is taking time outside of church to pray, just that one thing will create a moral precedent for other church related things outside of the church’s jurisdiction
Mentally in 2024 this is where people often can’t continue because they’re selling need mental stimuli, try to find something fun they can’t find elsewhere like a bonding time/hugging time since most likely if they fall For it they’re on tough times

3. Isolation (important)
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Isolation is the most important step in creating a cult, luckily it’s 2024 and socially most people are isolated besides the occasional family members/neighbors, this’ll be hard still since finding a way to make people cut off their loved ones is uneasy, but just play it off at first by saying ‘you should focus on scripture don’t let them interrupt you’ and then once they’re mentally isolated completely it’ll be very easy to physically isolate them and start your cult/commune
“We have no one else but each other why don’t we start a farm away from the big city” or “let’s get away from all the craziness in this world”

4. Rewarding them
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You can’t ask everything of someone and give nothing, you have to give a reward for their service. This is the catch with cults in 2024 the mental reward centers for social media are too high to throw away for nothing, you have to provide them with the same mental stimulation elsewhere. Jonestown went about this wrong and provided stimulation through pain/yelling at the members while they were tired so they couldn’t think about anything let alone leaving. 2024 you’ll have to provide love, you’ll have to provide fun and you’ll have to play the role of social media eg matchmaking, laughter and more
If you can start it out with people who are already religious it’ll be easier since they’ll understand praying for long hours. Also use the members friendship/love for each other as a weapon Every religion does this, once your members have kids and those kids have cousins your cult is set. Now if one leaves they’ll never be able to see the other. But you have to provide a reward so their brain can’t justify leaving

5.conditions
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Most cults don’t have good conditions but have wishful thinking. This is for a good reason, when you’re sweating towing away at a field you can’t think of anything but finishing your work and you pray it’ll be over. Two birds with one stone now you have someone praying and not being able to even think about leaving if it isn’t for a millisecond, but this backfires because you can’t do this for multiple years. Earlier cults got away with this by offering drugs to keep people docile, alcohol and religious offerings like hookah
But now that’s not acceptable, the best case scenario 2024 is having good conditions and a way to get drugs/ something to impair thinking. People would drop like flies if you put them in bad conditions today

5. Make them happy
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Jokes and games will make people more receptive, any cope will be something that will make people stay.
“where else would I do things with my friends”
“Why would I leave when these are all I have”
Music is a core element of every church because it was one of the first original copes and also food too

6. Enjoy your life with happiness and bliss
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Good times with people you know and trust woohoo

Average lookslevel to scout for: ltn/ltb mtn/mtb
These are the people most susceptible to wanting to get away from their life and wanting to find any way to cope

Groups that are susceptible: lots of online groups are susceptible, I’ve even heard of cults forming from self help courses. I personally advise to look people that are down on their luck, people who are obsessed with consuming media/entertainment/games since they’re people who are basically obsessed with coping from something

Also: you don’t have to form cults from religion it can be from all sorts of things that people wish for, money, love, admiration
There has literally been a cult of TikTok dancers jfl use this information interchangeably

Reminder: don’t do anything illegal with this and don’t try to pin anything on me cults are technically legal here in the United States.
 
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you can also find people at your local church if you’re already in one, remember you could create a cult by being a local matchmaker. Having a shared belief system is mandatory but you can create a cult based on an already created religion eg Jonestown and christianity
 
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Give them Lsd and hypnotize them
 
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Give them Lsd and hypnotize them
Unironically .org members would be the perfect people to start a cult with, you could schedule a regular meetup and tell some users explicitly that it’s a cult and they’d still join
 
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Unironically .org members would be the perfect people to start a cult with, you could schedule a regular meetup and tell some users explicitly that it’s a cult and they’d still join
Hmmm
 
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Cults with a male leader, and female followers he sleeps with aren't possible any more. All of social media and legacy media would focus their attention on it, until it was destroyed and the leader was put in jail.
 
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Cults with a male leader, and female followers he sleeps with aren't possible any more. All of social media and legacy media would focus their attention on it, until it was destroyed and the leader was put in jail.
Maybe the looks ceiling has risen so you have to be htn-chad to be a cult leader in 2024. It would make sense since the halo would be so great that they could literally kill someone and still have admirers
 
If you've been tracking cults, it's actually been getting harder and harder to start them, and cult leaders have less and less power over their followers.

80's was peak time to start a cult. in the early 2010s it was possible, and there were some but most of those guys are in jail now.
 
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If you've been tracking cults, it's actually been getting harder and harder to start them, and cult leaders have less and less power over their followers.

80's was peak time to start a cult. in the early 2010s it was possible, and there were some but most of those guys are in jail now.
Yeah I think there’s still ways to adapt to the current climate and make a cult that’s why I started this thread

Do you think there are any things that would need to be changed to start a cult in 2024 any tips would help this thread out
 
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Yeah I think there’s still ways to adapt to the current climate and make a cult that’s why I started this thread

Do you think there are any things that would need to be changed to start a cult in 2024 any tips would help this thread out
You could start one, but you'd wind up in jail, de-platformed from all major social media, with your bank accounts frozen.

This happens, even to preachers who sleep with many of their female followers. If you aren't thrown in jail, you get your ability to earn a living canceled, and your access to women canceled.

The closest thing possible in the modern age is to be an influencer that sleeps with some of his fans. Dan Bilzerian is a good example of what's possible in the modern age. You can not try to mind control them, or cut off their access to the outside world, or use religion or other mystical beliefs, or do any cult stuff without social media honing in on you like the eye of Sauron, and canceling you.

TLDR: Don't try to cult max, just get rich as hell, gain some status, and sleep with some women. They can live at your house if you have a huge mansion. Don't think in terms of win/loose in the modern age, think in terms of win/win.
 
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You could start one, but you'd wind up in jail, de-platformed from all major social media, with your bank accounts frozen.

This happens, even to preachers who sleep with many of their female followers. If you aren't thrown in jail, you get your ability to earn a living canceled, and your access to women canceled.

The closest thing possible in the modern age is to be an influencer that sleeps with some of his fans. Dan Bilzerian is a good example of what's possible in the modern age. You can not try to mind control them, or cut off their access to the outside world, or use religion other mystical beliefs, or do any cult stuff without social media honing in on you like the eye of Sauron, and canceling you.

TLDR: Don't try to cult max, just get rich as hell, gain some status, and sleep with some women. They can live at your house if you have a huge mansion. Don't think in terms of win/loose in the modern age, think in terms of win/win.
I agree but bro there’s definitely ways to get around some shit, if nothing illegal is going on and legally you aren’t a contractor than there’s no way to pin you for cult practices because cults arent even illegal

If someone accuses it of being a cult just call it a commune which is what I want to start
I’m not looking to make a religion, I’m Christian I just want a group of devout people to live my days with on a farm. The only way to do that in 2024 is by tricking people but I’m not really tricking them because I actually want to start a commune
 
Every cult leader in the modern age has been put in jail, or is dead. There are no exceptions.

I've spent many hours studying them, looking for a way, but the tactics just don't work out in the long run, especially in the modern age.
 
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Every cult leader in the modern age has been put in jail, or is dead. There are no exceptions.

I've spent many hours studying them, looking for a way, but the tactics just don't work out in the long run, especially in the modern age.
Bro you can be different from them and still learn from them

I’m not gonna be the same
 
There's enough dumb people around the world to create cults
 
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There's enough dumb people around the world to create cults
Yeah theres hundreds of millions just in America what’s stopping anyone
 
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Bro you can be different from them and still learn from them

I’m not gonna be the same
You could try.

But you have to realize where technology is headed.

There's already camera's everywhere, and with drones and AR glasses becoming more popular, there will be even more cameras most of which will feed into various Ais.

Ai's will be scanning the internet, and camera feeds from the real world looking for patterns to make viral content. A cult, is viral content.

Once people are focused in on you, comes the cancelation phase. You may think you haven't broken the law, but the legal system is now mobilized against you. False rape charges, will role in. People will accuse you of harassment, rape by deception. Everything you do will be scrutinized to find laws that you've broken that you didn't even know were laws. Vague laws are twisted and used against you, even it doesn't make sense.

Your finances are cut off. You get black listed from banking institutions and payment processors. This is not theoretical, this already happens to people. Whatever method you had to earn money, is no longer possible. Banks and payment processors cancel people based the dominant media narrative, which is bad for most people.

You have to realize that when the world changes, some things become impossible. In 1206 Genghis Khan roles through as a warlord, has sex with hundreds or thousands of women.

In early 2000's Genghis Khan sexual conquests are no longer possible, but dictator's can have small harems. As social media rises, these dictator's all meet violent deaths. Their harems are used as emotional justification for their destruction, even if there is no logical justification.

In the 1990s it was possible for CEOs, news anchors, and hollywood producers to sleep with many of their employees. This now results in getting canceled, and even thrown in jail for "rape". The legal system is mobilized against men that get sex through non traditional methods, like power for example.

You want to know, what tactics work today, what hasn't been "patched yet"? There's not much, and society is being "patched" at an exponentially growing pace, even more so with Ai.

The broad trend of history, is less power for the individual, more power for the system, and more freedom and safety for the individual.
 
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You could try.

But you have to realize where technology is headed.

There's already camera's everywhere, and with drones and AR glasses becoming more popular, there will be even more cameras most of which will feed into various Ais.

Ai's will be scanning the internet, and camera feeds from the real world looking for patterns to make viral content. A cult, is viral content.

Once people are focused in on you, comes the cancelation phase. You may think you haven't broken the law, but the legal system is now mobilized against you. False rape charges, will role in. People will accuse you of harassment, rape by deception. Everything you do will be scrutinized to find laws that you've broken that you don't even know about.

Your finances are cut off. You get black listed from banking institutions and payment processors. This is not theoretical, this already happens to people. Whatever method you had to earn money, is no longer possible. Banks and payment processors cancel people based the dominant media narrative, which is bad for most people.

You have to realize that when the world changes, some things become impossible. In 1206 Genghis Khan roles through as a warlord, has sex with hundreds or thousands of women.

In early 2000's Genghis Khan sexual conquests are no longer possible, but dictator's can have small harems. As social media rises, these dictator's all meet violent deaths. Their harems are used as emotional justification for their destruction, even if there is no logical justification.

In the 1990s it was possible for CEOs, news anchors, and hollywood producers to sleep with many of their employees. This now results in getting canceled, and even thrown in jail for "rape". The legal system is mobilized against men that get sex through non traditional methods, like power for example.

You want to know, what tactics work today, what hasn't been "patched yet"? There's not much, and society is being "patched" at an exponentially growing pace, even more so with Ai.

The broad trend of history, is less power for the individual, more power for the system, and more freedom and safety for the individual.
Fuck I’m gonna kill myself wtf
 
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If you made a cult what would you name it and what would they do?
Would be an antijew club, do anything except what jews wants us to do
 
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Fuck I’m gonna kill myself wtf
Ok.... there is a silver lining. It's not all doom and gloom. Here me out.

The silver lining is Robot girlfriends, and robot wives.

We already have sex dolls that are realistic looking, with perfect proportions, and some already have robotic movements.

We already have Ai girlfriends you can talk to.

With open-source multi-modal, and robotic foundation Ai models, these technologies will get better.

We also have AR (Augmented Reality).

When you combine these technologies you get essentially full Dive AR with robot women role playing any scenario. This means any scenario is possible, with all five senses.

You can buy props and clothing, and anything in the distance that's too far to touch, doesn't need a prop.

You might be mistaken into perhaps believing that this won't be real enough to be immersive.

But the stories will be immersive, and your home can essentially be the role-playing scenario 24-7, so you "Live" that life. When you go to bed, you're going to bed as a roman gladiator, or a 1920s advertising man, or whatever story you want most.

Hell, you could even choose the cult leader scenario.
 
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I'd join a commune with you
 
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