How to start convo with this tinder girl?

[tyroneorkms]

Long story short I've always been an incredibly dry texter and suck at messaging. How should I start this convo?

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

 

[tyroneorkms]

I ended up just sending a random message to each of my matches. Guess I'll see experimentally what works and what doesn't.

 

[Deleted member 43058]

Something sexual

 

[Sasuke177]

Wanna land on my tilted tower?

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Long story short I've always been an incredibly dry texter and suck at messaging. How should I start this convo?

>dog
Just accept that it's over for humans, she doesn't want you, she took the dogpill already

 

[cytoplasm]

Let's fuck

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Let's fuck

This. Nigga she said be straight forward and fortnite.

Tell her “wanna play fortunate and fuck?”

It’s THAT easy

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

I ended up just sending a random message to each of my matches. Guess I'll see experimentally what works and what doesn't.

Ask about Kemono Friends

 

[tyroneorkms]

Yeah you're right, I'm a pussy, should have been more direct. I'm just not trying to get banned for stupid shit day 1 lol.

 

[Gonthar]

Long story short I've always been an incredibly dry texter and suck at messaging. How should I start this convo?

If you really have to ask this, then it's over for you, it's just over...

 

[tyroneorkms]

If you really have to ask this, then it's over for you, it's just over...

Girl from OP post unmatched me btw. I did get some experience texting from some other girls though. It seems the proper way to do things is joke around for the first few messages, move chat to another app, talk a bit more, then make plans. I can consistently make it to another app now but working on the later stages. Could be the poor choice of day of week, or not waiting long enough. Not sure, will experiment some more and figure it out. I will compile my findings into a flowchart for my fellow autists to convert their tinder matches to a lay.

 

[tyroneorkms]

Update: This isn't going well bros. I need some NT examples of how snapchat convos go in order to emulate the behavior.

 

[tyroneorkms]

I'm a retard, low htb jb hit me up at a bit past 10pm on snapchat and I still managed to fuck that up. My job on tinder is literally munch.

 

[sozz]

whats ur rating

 

[tyroneorkms]

whats ur rating

I'm probably biased but I'd say my face varies from LTN to low-HTN depending on how bloated I am. Like damn in the mornings my face makes me look like I'm 30% bf.