how to stroke off your ego

[Pento]

Must be 6ft+ for this to work (or height fraud to that maybe)

Become super lean, and grow out your hair, the longer the better.

Pray you have decent enough bones(or get surgery). Also be young. Bonus points if you go for the androgynous look.

Create a fake modeling agency and your own modeling Instagram page. Subtly bot it so it looks a little more legit.

Post pictures of yourself modeling on that Instagram page pretending your an actual model

And now you’re a model. You don’t have to make money but you can use this as street cred.

Don’t do this if your actually trying to model but this can stroke off your ego, can tell women that your a model (can also bullshit and lie and saying your a model in like Brazil or Belarus).


And if you actually want to make money from this, just grow enough until your popular and brands will start promoting you

 

[ShowerCelling]

just be chad

 

[ascendingalways]

ya until they click on the modling page and see its bs

 

[Pento]

ya until they click on the modling page and see its bs

You can just say that this agency or brand wanted me, just bullshit. Obviously don’t bot the shit out of it until it looks fake, you can also make a fiverr and label yourself as a freelance modeler and that your fake brand picked you

 

[enlightful]