HOW TO TELL IF UR A SLAYER

[CelestialEmpire]

if you get CONSISTENTLY (as in 20+ times in your life so far) approached by girls at bars/clubs who meet the following:

- 5'7+
- white
- blonde
- rich
- 3000+ followers
- skinny
- good looking

then you are a SLAYER.

an approach is anything where SHE initiates with ZERO PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION

"excuse me" to get past you is NOT an approach.

the bartender making small talk is NOT an approach.

"can i have a cigarette" is NOT an approach

 

[diarrhetic]

if you get CONSISTENTLY (as in 20+ times in your life so far) approached by girls at bars/clubs who meet the following:

- 5'7+
- white
- blonde
- rich
- 3000+ followers
- skinny
- good looking

then you are a SLAYER.

an approach is anything where SHE initiates with ZERO PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION

"excuse me" to get past you is NOT an approach.

the bartender making small talk is NOT an approach.

"can i have a cigarette" is NOT an approach

I have never talked to a female(except my mom) am i a slayer?

 

[heightmax]

I have never talked to a female(except my mom) am i a slayer?

yeah ur just gay

 

[diarrhetic]

yeah ur just gay

I 'm a stonecold truecel bro not a fag

 

[heightmax]

I 'm a stonecold truecel bro not a fag

lol

 

[DarkAscender]

So far about 3 times, twice at one rave, once at a club.

I've gone clubbing about 5 times or so ?