How to tell if you're a goycattle

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if you do or have done two or more of these things you're a goycattle

1. go to a doctor of modern medicine
2. eat food that was killed, grown, picked, or sold by a firm or chain worth more than 100k usd
3. watch a formal educational video by a youtuber with 100k or more subscribers
4. use shampoo to clean hair
5. watch a movie or show with a budget of 10k or more
6. own or use an electronic device
7. go to any event with more than 50 individuals
8. become an employee at a business that you do not become the CEO of within 2 years
9. drink any form of purchased, bottled, or packaged water
10. donate or give anything to anyone or any cause
 
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i do

2

4 (wtf even is this)

6
 
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everyone is a sheep even if u dont do any of these things
 
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if you do or have done two or more of these things you're a goycattle

1. go to a doctor of modern medicine
2. eat food that was killed, grown, picked, or sold by a firm or chain worth more than 100k usd
3. watch a formal educational video by a youtuber with 100k or more subscribers
4. use shampoo to clean hair
5. watch a movie or show with a budget of 10k or more
6. own or use an electronic device
7. go to any event with more than 50 individuals
8. become an employee at a business that you do not become the CEO of within 2 years
9. drink any form of purchased, bottled, or packaged water
10. donate or give anything to anyone or any cause
eat food from companies worth more than 100k nigga most small farms are worth more than 100k
 
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eat food from companies worth more than 100k nigga most small farms are worth more than 100k
Eating from small farms = goycattle who thinks they aren't
 
if you do or have done two or more of these things you're a goycattle

1. go to a doctor of modern medicine
2. eat food that was killed, grown, picked, or sold by a firm or chain worth more than 100k usd
3. watch a formal educational video by a youtuber with 100k or more subscribers
4. use shampoo to clean hair
5. watch a movie or show with a budget of 10k or more
6. own or use an electronic device
7. go to any event with more than 50 individuals
8. become an employee at a business that you do not become the CEO of within 2 years
9. drink any form of purchased, bottled, or packaged water
10. donate or give anything to anyone or any cause
cattle is plural im just a goycow

its cope to try to “escape the matrix”, its omnipresent

just try to carve your own little hole of meaning out of it
 
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you forgot number 11 supporting lgbtq or gays or trans
 
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cattle is plural im just a goycow

its cope to try to “escape the matrix”, its omnipresent

just try to carve your own little hole of meaning out of it
exaclty
 
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if you do or have done two or more of these things you're a goycattle

1. go to a doctor of modern medicine
2. eat food that was killed, grown, picked, or sold by a firm or chain worth more than 100k usd
3. watch a formal educational video by a youtuber with 100k or more subscribers
4. use shampoo to clean hair
5. watch a movie or show with a budget of 10k or more
6. own or use an electronic device
7. go to any event with more than 50 individuals
8. become an employee at a business that you do not become the CEO of within 2 years
9. drink any form of purchased, bottled, or packaged water
10. donate or give anything to anyone or any cause
Being blackpilled used to be peak non goy activity but now if youre blackpilled youre goycattle tbh
 
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youve never drank bottled watter or gone to the doctor?
havent done either in years i refuse to go to a doctor
 
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Being blackpilled used to be peak non goy activity but now if youre blackpilled youre goycattle tbh
it doesn't mean you're goycattle but it sure doesn't mean you aren't
 

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