How to tell my aunt she needs to hide her vibrator somewhere else

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I know where she keeps it and I’ll keep using it and sniffing it. So she needs to save me from myself and hide it or put a camera in her room to stop me or else I’ll become something I don’t wanna become - a sick man.
 
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Just approach her politely and say “hey aunt ilioncore, I found that cool little massage gun in your drawer and I used it, I even tried it on my face! Good stuff 😀

If she moves it, then mission successful. If not, she wants you - just make a move, pussy.
 
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Just approach her politely and say “hey aunt ilioncore, I found that cool little massage gun in your drawer and I used it, I even tried it on my face! Good stuff 😀

If she moves it, then mission successful. If not, she wants you - just make a move, pussy.
 

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