How to use college loans for surgery

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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
 
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And don't forget!!!
If the bank asks you to pay back the loan, just go to the casino and gamble until you have enough money!
 
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And don't forget!!!
If the bank asks you to pay back the loan, just go to the casino and gamble until you have enough money!
Ur making this thread out to be a joke when its real
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
What surgeries are u getting
 
Ur making this thread out to be a joke when its real
So you think people rather be in massive debt with some hardmaxxing done, then too carreermax and actually spend their college loans on their education.
 
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So you think people rather be in massive debt with some hardmaxxing done, then too carreermax and actually spend their college loans on their education.
Your taking additional money on top of the loan so you can get your surgeries done ASAP, surgery pays for itself due to lookism
 
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Your taking additional money on top of the loan so you can get your surgeries done ASAP, surgery pays for itself due to lookism
ah like that, that's pretty smart, but i'm not a fan of being in debt
 
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could you intentionally fail a year to get extra?
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
Just list yourself as a independent and use Pell grants for surgery theory
 
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could you intentionally fail a year to get extra?
No you have to retain proper academic standing. They look at your grades. if anything you can prolong your graduation by taking bs courses but that’s a waste of time
 
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might do this after i get the 2 or 3 surgeries from just wagelslaving which will make me like low htn at least and then use the loan money for bimax or someshit, gud idea tbh thanks for this bhai
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
saved
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
I used this method but u gotta PAY IT BACK WITH INTEREST :lul:
 
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Your taking additional money on top of the loan so you can get your surgeries done ASAP, surgery pays for itself due to lookism
Its true.

Before looksmaxxing I could never date women who earn more than me. Now I date doctors, Investment bankers
 
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I used this method but u gotta PAY IT BACK WITH INTEREST :lul:
Faggot u have to pay back any loan with intrest thats obvious

JFL its a good way to get a major surgery on credit if u need it
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
in sweden you can get a 20k loan with 1% interest rate, even lower, but still..
 
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could you intentionally fail a year to get extra?
you only have to study part time to get a loan so you could extend yourself to like 8 years
 
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legit method if u a brah that just need some extra funds
 
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could you intentionally fail a year to get extra?
school have certain requirements

if u fail then they will ask u to pay it back
 
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the maximum loan i can take out for uni covers like half my rent :lul:
 
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Faggot u have to pay back any loan with intrest thats obvious

JFL its a good way to get a major surgery on credit if u need it
what are they gonna do send some goons over in pickup truck to extract titanium out of your face with magnet?
 
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yeah but if you somehow get caught you're going to jail for fraud. taking a big risk tbh, worth it only for the truest of subhumans
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
This is actually pretty legit, i’ll start studycelling again.
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
Considering any surgery besides LL is in the 3k-10k range this is stupid id rather save up, it’s great to get LL but that’s the only case id do this tbh
 
school have certain requirements

if u fail then they will ask u to pay it back
You have to pay back regardless idiot. That’s what a loan is. They kick you ass our and you don’t qualify for the loans due to bad academic standing.
 
yeah but if you somehow get caught you're going to jail for fraud. taking a big risk tbh, worth it only for the truest of subhumans
Not really. The loans will be used to cover classes you’ll get the extra reimbursed into your checking account. So yes this idea is flawed in a sense because you won’t get the money all handed to you. It will go to the school which will cover your cost of attendance, dorming, food etc. the. U get the left over if you choose to do so. Usually it’s nothing or better put nothing compared tot he surgeries you guys look for.
 
yup
totally wouldn't be counted as fraud and would not definitely get you a couple years of jail time
 
You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
You can take out a ridiculously large loan, get all of the surgeries, and then declare bankruptcy. Honestly not that terrible of a plan.
 
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You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.
doesn’t work that way in the us, especially subsidized loans tend to be way smaller
 
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Not really. The loans will be used to cover classes you’ll get the extra reimbursed into your checking account. So yes this idea is flawed in a sense because you won’t get the money all handed to you. It will go to the school which will cover your cost of attendance, dorming, food etc. the. U get the left over if you choose to do so. Usually it’s nothing or better put nothing compared tot he surgeries you guys look for.
If you say you will live off campus they give you the money for rent, food, etc. so you can definetly get a good amount of money. Atleast that's how it is in the US.

But anyways if you want to do it with federal student loans then you have to fill out FAFSA which you need your parents to sign if they are claiming you as a dependent.
 
If your college sees this post you wont get a loan, period
 
You can literally get a loan for as much money as you want for uni, loads of guys take out extra $ for frat dues or just general spending money.

You can take out an extra 20k+ per year to spend on surgery, and the loan is paused till after u graduate.

OP method right here
holy fuck i needed this thank you bookmarked
 
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do you need to be going to college in order for this to work
 
you only have to study part time to get a loan so you could extend yourself to like 8 years
why would i do that instead of finishing college asap and getting a real job so i can make my own money (and i would be making a lot more than that loan would ever give me) and end up buried in debt eventually?
 
why would i do that instead of finishing college asap and getting a real job so i can make my own money (and i would be making a lot more than that loan would ever give me) and end up buried in debt eventually?
ask the nigga asking if he can fail intentionally i’m just giving him a better alternative why you asking me this shit
 
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