How to Vampiremaxx? (WARNING: JUMPSCARE)

[King_Schnitzel]

How does one Vampiremaxx?

I mean drinking blood is an option.

But like would you limit sun expose to look like a pale, lifeless fucker?

Did not mean to live in a coffin.

But anything to go into the dark triad section but like Vampire ahh for the extra appeal.

If you wanna know what I look like for maybe more personalised feedback, imma just upload recent pics.

IT'S SO OVER




I want to end it all.

 

[h0waryormn3]

How does one Vampiremaxx?

I mean drinking blood is an option.

But like would you limit sun expose to look like a pale, lifeless fucker?

Did not mean to live in a coffin.

But anything to go into the dark triad section but like Vampire ahh for the extra appeal.

If you wanna know what I look like for maybe more personalised feedback, imma just upload recent pics.

IT'S SO OVER




I want to end it all.

bro u have heaven sent potential just grow your hair out, gym, and improve jawline and overbite. also if u arent tall then first get tall and then bulk and go gym, and after that just debloat

 

[Yonee]

never

 

[KT-34]

Werewolf maxxing is easier, you chug down minoxidil and pray you don't die of a heart attack

 

[King_Schnitzel]

bro u have heaven sent potential just grow your hair out, gym, and improve jawline and overbite. also if u arent tall then first get tall and then bulk and go gym, and after that just debloat

What the fuck.

How much do I have to grow more? Look at my first post.

Jawline, everyone tells me mewing and shit is cope.

Overbite, I don't have overbite? I had braces for 5 years and my teeth are fine.

How do I get tall? GH or MK just increases risk of death.

I bulk as good as I can, gym soon.

Debloat to a later point, yeah.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

never

But this one Harry Potter Cl Character is so crazy.

 

[h0waryormn3]

grow it out the little gap between your eyebrows and hair isnt flattering, and its too straight of a line its like that hoodrat hairstyle, and ok mb ydh an overbite but u need to extend ur lower jaw more, do that thing where u extend ur lower chin and use ur hands for face massage, or maybe ur jawline doesnt show cuz u dont have a low enough bf percentage, js find a thread on how to improve jawline or go on youtube and find a vid on it im pretty sure it works ive seen sm people go from soft jawlines to sharp, idk exactly how to do it cuz i naturally have a sharp one so ive never looked into it but ik its possible to make it better ive seen sm people do it.

as for getting tall, swim alot, it gives great abs, and height, and make sure u get 9+ hours of sleep and a fuck ton of protein, like above 140grams, without sleep and protein u wont grow, and find a thread on height maxxing, or go on yt, find height yoga, also, hanging on pull up bars as long as u can helps, also, dont grow too much muscle before ur tall bc muscles wont stretch and u wont grow that much, not enought people talk about how muscle can seriously stop height, dgm its so important to grow muscle but do it later.

also, as for eyes, ur eyes are great but they can be like chad level good, pull the skin above your eyelids to reduce the gap between eyebrows and eyes, and pull the sides of your eyes upwards and blink for more upper canthal tilted eyes, they arent that imp tho ur current canthal tilt is fine its not a nerf at all.

What the fuck.

How much do I have to grow more? Look at my first post.

Jawline, everyone tells me mewing and shit is cope.

Overbite, I don't have overbite? I had braces for 5 years and my teeth are fine.

How do I get tall? GH or MK just increases risk of death.

I bulk as good as I can, gym soon.

Debloat to a later point, yeah.

 

[FutureSlayer]

you have a camouflaged overbite, needs teeth decompensation + bimax

 

[King_Schnitzel]

grow it out

Aight

the little gap between your eyebrows and hair isnt flattering

What are you saying? My forehead is too big?

and its too straight of a line its like that hoodrat hairstyle,

Uh you mean my hair is too straight?

and ok mb ydh an overbite but u need to extend ur lower jaw more, do that thing where u extend ur lower chin and use ur hands for face massage,

Dude what? How do I extend my lower jaw/chin and what do you mean by face massage?

maybe ur jawline doesnt show cuz u dont have a low enough bf percentage

Probably this plus low bonemass.

, js find a thread on how to improve jawline or go on youtube and find a vid on it im pretty sure it works ive seen sm people go from soft jawlines to sharp, idk exactly how to do it cuz i naturally have a sharp one so ive never looked into it but ik its possible to make it better ive seen sm people do it.

I have read so much on .org, like what kind of thread would I look for?

as for getting tall, swim alot, it gives great abs, and height, and make sure u get 9+ hours of sleep and a fuck ton of protein, like above 140grams, without sleep and protein u wont grow, and find a thread on height maxxing, or go on yt, find height yoga, also, hanging on pull up bars as long as u can helps,

Alright

also, dont grow too much muscle before ur tall bc muscles wont stretch and u wont grow that much, not enought people talk about how muscle can seriously stop height, dgm its so important to grow muscle but do it later.

Like uh could you give a source? Also, like to what degree can I get muscles now? I mean doing Calisthenics shouldn't hurt, does it?

also, as for eyes, ur eyes are great but they can be like chad level good, pull the skin above your eyelids to reduce the gap between eyebrows and eyes, and pull the sides of your eyes upwards and blink for more upper canthal tilted eyes, they arent that imp tho ur current canthal tilt is fine its not a nerf at all.

Haha, I know the terminology dude.
Orbicularis Oculi training to lower UEE is fine, I don't know about "blinking more for more positive tilted eyes" (source?) and I always thought my negative canthal tilt fucks it up.

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

How does one Vampiremaxx?

I mean drinking blood is an option.

But like would you limit sun expose to look like a pale, lifeless fucker?

Did not mean to live in a coffin.

But anything to go into the dark triad section but like Vampire ahh for the extra appeal.

If you wanna know what I look like for maybe more personalised feedback, imma just upload recent pics.

IT'S SO OVER




I want to end it all.

sleep upside down

 

[Sujumh]

skin lighten. dye hair , eyebrows tint ur lashes all black like nigger black like jet black then grow out ur hair and focus on growing lashes and get to 8 % bf and get red eye contacts and only go out at night and slay

 

[King_Schnitzel]

you have a camouflaged overbite, needs teeth decompensation + bimax

I HAVE NO OVERBITE HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE? I HAD BRACES FOR 5 YEARS FUCKER.

 

[wassel]

just wear a sun screen