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Alot of you will probably see the amount of words in this thread and click off. If you can't read this thread in it's entirety multiple times to really take it in, it's over for you anyways and you're not my target audience.
Scenario: You are a day trader trying to convince an Investor to give you/your office capital, that you are an intelligent investor, but you have no credentials to back it up.
I know someone who using these strategies, despite never day trading in his life, managed to get a $2,5m investmen from 3 stupid investors separately, in total. He ended up blowing it all, but I'm sure you people can use that money more intelligently.
If you want, you can copy what he did and rent a few actresses/ask your friends to help you for this and give you a cut.
Stuff to Buy
● Lots of alcohol
● Bunch of pokemon cards (try to tell him what pokemon is as if its some new thing like
crypto)
● Fill fridge with unbagged meat. Keep drinks in the fridge. Meat trapc.
● Quarter pound of weed
● Empty litterbox
● A bunch of dead wasps
● Lean
● Enough vapes for everybody to be doing it constantly
● Fill empty mouth wash bottles with blue gatorade
● Keg
SECURITY GAURD
● Pats Investor down and say yeah we just had a cyberattack this morning
● Gaurd asks Investor in private if he can help him with rent $
● Keep referring to Investor as "The Big Boss"
MISC
● finding tapped shit on Craigslist to go investigate/buy ("Flipping garbage is one way we make money")
● Have your Indian friend to approach the Investor and say “Im trying to quit working here sir, how do I become a big shot investor like you?" in an extremely exaggerated Indian accent
Make him do this publicly infront of everyone
● buy scratch tickets
SPARRING
Sparring is one way to let the Investor know you hold high value Alpha energy. Being seen as a irresponsible beta is not a way to secure the investment. It can also intimidate the Investor into giving you money as to not disapoint you [only works if they have daddy issues]
● chanting ooga-chaka while we spar
● telling the Investor if you get near him he’s dead
● have him spar skinniest worker immediately
● Be insecure about how good we are
● Then make skinniest worker act like he got hurt and really upset, then tell skinniest worker hes being a baby to make Investor feel even worse
● Teach him “downercuts”
● Keep insisting there’s nothing hidden in your gloves
● Smoke the biggest and cheapest cigar you can find while sparring
● Breakaway glass shit (bottles smashed over head, wwe shit)
● have a worker stand at attention with first aid kit anytime anyone spars, as if it gets really dangerous often
● Keep doing wrestling shit but say its boxing
● “Women hate this one” extremely powerful roundhouse kick
● No matter how hard Investor hits u tell him to stop so u can reorient yourself
● Constantly interrupt the sparring with complaints on some part of your body hurting you
“Nah forms terrible today bro i think i slept funny or something”
HOT GIRL
No matter the financial status, men will always be horny animals, you can use it to your advantage by using a hot friend/hiring a hot local actress
● Hot girl will be playing the part of your girlfriend to make Investor think you're a chad. She will try to hook up with Investor the entire time to stroke his ego
● She has no car but has money for Ubers
● Shitfaced
● Keeps asking skinniest worker if he knows someone with hydrocodone
● Her tit falls out and she laughs and says its like a free trial for her onlyfans
● Shes hot
● Tries to have a 3 or 4 way, keeps saying she loves fucking on coke
● Story about joey diaz from the 2022-2024, she ate his ass
● Insane mood swings
● Keeps talking about zoloft, how she’d snort it at work
● Chilis job stories
● Tells you infront of Investor that fattest worker tried to rape her, tells everyone else thats a lie and she sucked him off for a ride to the office, infront of Investor also
● Wears fake (flea market tier) designer thinking its real
OFFICE
● Gaurd drinking lean, brandishing gun “just in case i have to ‘hot’ someone
● having big AI artwork of Investor strangling a little girl in a wheelchair
● Everyone constantly on fake phone calls
● Keep offering him cigs
● Keep telling Investor about altcoins he should buy
● Keep saying you have tinder girls coming to the office but they never show up
● Play Xbox one constantly
● Play VR games
● Everytime someone leaves their desk ask Investor to watch their stuff
● Indian worker takes apart his computer and cant figure out how to put it back together
● When in the office never make eye contact with him
● Retarded mr.beast like challenge between the workers but the reward it really fucking lame / old ipod or
something
● Litter the floor w nuts bolts and random nonsense
● Everyone refers to you as their obi-wan
GENERAL
● Have someone’s character be super abrasive and unfunny “thats what she said” type
jokes, punches peoples arms, for some reason no one has the heart to tell them how
annoying it is
● At 11:11, have the ‘11 Minutes of silence’ and if anyone breaks it theres amassive problem
● Someone tells Investor they had him confused with linus tech tips
● Hot girl talks about girl problems to Investor
● Crypto trading all day
● You are a hard core atheist and you scream fuck you at a picture of the bible every hour or 2, be unreasonably angry.
● While interviewing Investor, use one of your workers as a chair, don't say anything about it.
● Screen with USD live chart just USD
● Crypto youtubers thru projector no volume
● Super poor trading techniques, constant fudding and buybacks, aping tops, buying into scams, talking about @GEM_DETECTER tweets a lot
● Swearing $pika is gonna 1000x
● Refer to Investor as 'Brochanator'
● Have a 3x1.5 metre poster of the "STONKS" meme up on the wall
● Flip the breaker and pretend the power is out, Insist the workers keep working and gets really mad, work on pen and paper
● Actually making an insane crypto play and instantly aping it into something else
● 100x gem this is gonna be big - isnt even a coin its just some shitty defi wallet that
promises insane APY because its gonna go under in 3 months
● Using crypto like regular money - buying coffee
● Asking Investor to help scratch tickets - say he can keep 5% of the winnings “5% of a million is a lot of money”
● Have Indian worker fall for an obvious Indian scam on the phone loudly in the middle of the office
● Flipping juul pods
● Online poker session that wastes half a day
● Buy fake beeple nfts
● Ugliest and most mentalcel looking worker reads 48 laws of power pretty consistently thru the whole thing
● Fattest worker carries around plushie - says its from his childhood, super protective of it
● Its slowly revealed you are an adult baby and you eat applesauce and baby food in private
● Pacifier
● Ask Investor if he wants to smoke a cig by the dumpster
● have a temper tantrum behind a door while everyone’s working everyone actslike nothings happening
● “I need to cool off rn bro, you wanna go kill a cig w me or sumn” after he keeps rejecting smoking offer
If you follow this advice, it's basically in the bag.
Remember, this life is a game. It's free roam, you have free will. Don't hold yourself back. MAKE FUCKING MONEY!
Special thanks to
@Sadist @aids @Vantablack and @polonaecel for helping me refine this thread
Special thanks to my mentor @Seth Walsh who revealed this strategy to me in the first place.
Scenario: You are a day trader trying to convince an Investor to give you/your office capital, that you are an intelligent investor, but you have no credentials to back it up.
I know someone who using these strategies, despite never day trading in his life, managed to get a $2,5m investmen from 3 stupid investors separately, in total. He ended up blowing it all, but I'm sure you people can use that money more intelligently.
If you want, you can copy what he did and rent a few actresses/ask your friends to help you for this and give you a cut.
Stuff to Buy
● Lots of alcohol
● Bunch of pokemon cards (try to tell him what pokemon is as if its some new thing like
crypto)
● Fill fridge with unbagged meat. Keep drinks in the fridge. Meat trapc.
● Quarter pound of weed
● Empty litterbox
● A bunch of dead wasps
● Lean
● Enough vapes for everybody to be doing it constantly
● Fill empty mouth wash bottles with blue gatorade
● Keg
SECURITY GAURD
● Pats Investor down and say yeah we just had a cyberattack this morning
● Gaurd asks Investor in private if he can help him with rent $
● Keep referring to Investor as "The Big Boss"
MISC
● finding tapped shit on Craigslist to go investigate/buy ("Flipping garbage is one way we make money")
● Have your Indian friend to approach the Investor and say “Im trying to quit working here sir, how do I become a big shot investor like you?" in an extremely exaggerated Indian accent
Make him do this publicly infront of everyone
● buy scratch tickets
SPARRING
Sparring is one way to let the Investor know you hold high value Alpha energy. Being seen as a irresponsible beta is not a way to secure the investment. It can also intimidate the Investor into giving you money as to not disapoint you [only works if they have daddy issues]
● chanting ooga-chaka while we spar
● telling the Investor if you get near him he’s dead
● have him spar skinniest worker immediately
● Be insecure about how good we are
● Then make skinniest worker act like he got hurt and really upset, then tell skinniest worker hes being a baby to make Investor feel even worse
● Teach him “downercuts”
● Keep insisting there’s nothing hidden in your gloves
● Smoke the biggest and cheapest cigar you can find while sparring
● Breakaway glass shit (bottles smashed over head, wwe shit)
● have a worker stand at attention with first aid kit anytime anyone spars, as if it gets really dangerous often
● Keep doing wrestling shit but say its boxing
● “Women hate this one” extremely powerful roundhouse kick
● No matter how hard Investor hits u tell him to stop so u can reorient yourself
● Constantly interrupt the sparring with complaints on some part of your body hurting you
“Nah forms terrible today bro i think i slept funny or something”
HOT GIRL
No matter the financial status, men will always be horny animals, you can use it to your advantage by using a hot friend/hiring a hot local actress
● Hot girl will be playing the part of your girlfriend to make Investor think you're a chad. She will try to hook up with Investor the entire time to stroke his ego
● She has no car but has money for Ubers
● Shitfaced
● Keeps asking skinniest worker if he knows someone with hydrocodone
● Her tit falls out and she laughs and says its like a free trial for her onlyfans
● Shes hot
● Tries to have a 3 or 4 way, keeps saying she loves fucking on coke
● Story about joey diaz from the 2022-2024, she ate his ass
● Insane mood swings
● Keeps talking about zoloft, how she’d snort it at work
● Chilis job stories
● Tells you infront of Investor that fattest worker tried to rape her, tells everyone else thats a lie and she sucked him off for a ride to the office, infront of Investor also
● Wears fake (flea market tier) designer thinking its real
OFFICE
● Gaurd drinking lean, brandishing gun “just in case i have to ‘hot’ someone
● having big AI artwork of Investor strangling a little girl in a wheelchair
● Everyone constantly on fake phone calls
● Keep offering him cigs
● Keep telling Investor about altcoins he should buy
● Keep saying you have tinder girls coming to the office but they never show up
● Play Xbox one constantly
● Play VR games
● Everytime someone leaves their desk ask Investor to watch their stuff
● Indian worker takes apart his computer and cant figure out how to put it back together
● When in the office never make eye contact with him
● Retarded mr.beast like challenge between the workers but the reward it really fucking lame / old ipod or
something
● Litter the floor w nuts bolts and random nonsense
● Everyone refers to you as their obi-wan
GENERAL
● Have someone’s character be super abrasive and unfunny “thats what she said” type
jokes, punches peoples arms, for some reason no one has the heart to tell them how
annoying it is
● At 11:11, have the ‘11 Minutes of silence’ and if anyone breaks it theres amassive problem
● Someone tells Investor they had him confused with linus tech tips
● Hot girl talks about girl problems to Investor
● Crypto trading all day
● You are a hard core atheist and you scream fuck you at a picture of the bible every hour or 2, be unreasonably angry.
● While interviewing Investor, use one of your workers as a chair, don't say anything about it.
● Screen with USD live chart just USD
● Crypto youtubers thru projector no volume
● Super poor trading techniques, constant fudding and buybacks, aping tops, buying into scams, talking about @GEM_DETECTER tweets a lot
● Swearing $pika is gonna 1000x
● Refer to Investor as 'Brochanator'
● Have a 3x1.5 metre poster of the "STONKS" meme up on the wall
● Flip the breaker and pretend the power is out, Insist the workers keep working and gets really mad, work on pen and paper
● Actually making an insane crypto play and instantly aping it into something else
● 100x gem this is gonna be big - isnt even a coin its just some shitty defi wallet that
promises insane APY because its gonna go under in 3 months
● Using crypto like regular money - buying coffee
● Asking Investor to help scratch tickets - say he can keep 5% of the winnings “5% of a million is a lot of money”
● Have Indian worker fall for an obvious Indian scam on the phone loudly in the middle of the office
● Flipping juul pods
● Online poker session that wastes half a day
● Buy fake beeple nfts
● Ugliest and most mentalcel looking worker reads 48 laws of power pretty consistently thru the whole thing
● Fattest worker carries around plushie - says its from his childhood, super protective of it
● Its slowly revealed you are an adult baby and you eat applesauce and baby food in private
● Pacifier
● Ask Investor if he wants to smoke a cig by the dumpster
● have a temper tantrum behind a door while everyone’s working everyone actslike nothings happening
● “I need to cool off rn bro, you wanna go kill a cig w me or sumn” after he keeps rejecting smoking offer
If you follow this advice, it's basically in the bag.
Remember, this life is a game. It's free roam, you have free will. Don't hold yourself back. MAKE FUCKING MONEY!
Special thanks to
@Sadist @aids @Vantablack and @polonaecel for helping me refine this thread
Special thanks to my mentor @Seth Walsh who revealed this strategy to me in the first place.
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