How well would Quagmire do on Tinder in real life?

[Gonthar]

I first heard of Tinder on Family Guy, and my mind was blown away: "Wow, an app to have girls come to your house for sex????! This is awesome!". I then searched more on the Internet about it, and my enthusiasm fizzled after I've found out that very few people had success with it and you have to be really good looking to get matches from girls.
Do you think a real life Quagmire would be so successful on Tinder?

 

[JizzFarmer]

Someone with Quagmire proportions irl would be a truecel ngl

 

[Gonthar]

Someone with Quagmire proportions irl would be a truecel ngl

What do you mean, just look at his huge, manly jaw !

 

[Lawyer]

What do you mean, just look at his huge, manly jaw !

He is a framecel tho.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

quagmire is in his 60s so probably pretty bad on tinder