how will putin die?

how will putin die?

  • heart attack

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  • in prison, after being sentenced for life by ICJ

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  • tripping over a balcony

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  • honorable suicide after apologizing to the people of ukraine

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how will vladimir putin's life end?
 
putin just time travels every time he is about to die and replaces himself with his past version
 
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putin just time travels every time he is about to die and replaces himself with his past version

your oneitis would rather fuck putin than you
 
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Putin is inevitable like thanos..
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sex
 
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botox and fillers poisoning
 
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I've spoken with several oncologist friends of mine and they claim the recent pictures of Putin indicates he has a highly aggressive form of cancer which will soon metastasize throughout his body.

The reason that wild manlet chose now to have his USSR wet dream fulfilled was because he is slowly perishing from this cancer.

Of course Ukraine hasn't joined NATO yet and of course the USA is crippled by a president with a mangina but the reason he destroyed peace in Europe was because he will die within a few months.

FangedNoumena has spoken, and so it will be.
 
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Replaced by another replicant
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cozy in a warm bed high on morphine surrounded by his family who loves him.
 
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I've spoken with several oncologist friends of mine and they claim the recent pictures of Putin indicates he has a highly aggressive form of cancer which will soon metastasize throughout his body.

The reason that wild manlet chose now to have his USSR wet dream fulfilled was because he is slowly perishing from this cancer.

Of course Ukraine hasn't joined NATO yet and of course the USA is crippled by a president with a mangina but the reason he destroyed peace in Europe was because he will die within a few months.

FangedNoumena has spoken, and so it will be.

delivered as always

tell josh to make an account and keep it, btw
 
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libtard faggot kys

gorbachev is still alive
 
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“He is reptilian, thus immortal”
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Putin will commit suicide or be killed by someone
 
Way thing are going I accept zeylinksy to take Moscow by the end of may
 
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fillers/facelifts + he does judo which puffs up your ears
Wrong, the Russian government has access to krogenetic replication technology that allows them to make a new clone of putin every 4 years…
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delivered as always

tell josh to make an account and keep it, btw

Last time I spoke with Josh he told me this:

"A well intentioned spirit can be thwarted by flesh which is sufficiently weak. My lungs have gotten worse. After being banned from OSRS for RWT I don't know if I can last much longer in this world. This may be the last time we ever speak. Send word to the final members of the Megastar Resistance Council... carry on our legacy on .Org. Send word to the Coordinate... last I heard he was at Goethe University in Frankfurt. Go to the Master's program in Mathematics and attend a class called Algebraic Geometry II 3550. Look for a child named Günter after the class. That is who he is. Goodbye."
 
Last time I spoke with Josh he told me this:

"A well intentioned spirit can be thwarted by flesh which is sufficiently weak. My lungs have gotten worse. After being banned from OSRS for RWT I don't know if I can last much longer in this world. This may be the last time we ever speak. Send word to the final members of the Megastar Resistance Council... carry on our legacy on .Org. Send word to the Coordinate... last I heard he was at Goethe University in Frankfurt. Go to the Master's program in Mathematics and attend a class called Algebraic Geometry II 3550. Look for a child named Günter after the class. That is who he is. Goodbye."

in short: he finally came out of the closet. happy for him
 
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Browsing looksmax
 
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He already has @Josh, idk why he keeps making alts, nigga must think this is Lookism.

he is mentally ill. lol at making alts on internet boards.
 
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He already has @Josh, idk why he keeps making alts, nigga must think this is Lookism.
Pendejo you're a good man but you'll never understand true genius.

Those alts he made meant something to us over at Lookism.

Don't dismiss them like they're some type of joke.
 
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putin just time travels every time he is about to die and replaces himself with his past version
:dafuckfeels: Putins funny valentine maxxing?
“Valentine travels by being closed between two objects, shown first by the use of a door against a wall. Liquid materials, such as water count as objects as well, and even dust or steam. Valentine only needs a part of himself put between two objects to be able to hop between dimensions.”

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Mirin putin IQ
 
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