How would kissing my oneitis feel?

[spark]

I don’t even know what to say anymore at this point. I just hope this is one Oscar worthy LARP

Why do you think he is larping?

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

Damn if this was Skyrim I would download a mod that let me rape, and I would rape my oneitis in Skyrim, then I would kill her slowly and then resurrect her with conjuration and then rape her again

then I would shoot up my school with ice spikes at the Winterhold mages guild