How would you get a small cylinder 7.4 length, ~5 girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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Title tbh

 

[AustrianMogger]

Title tbh

shot it with gun

 

[Deleted member 134403]

fi ramadan

 

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shot it with gun

It is imperative that the cylinder and the larger object remain unharmed

 

[IAmBecoming183CM]

Title tbh

Penis

 

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Penis

Nah its not my penis. Trust me bhai

 

[IAmBecoming183CM]

Nah its not my penis. Trust me bhai

I would cut the can in half

 

[heightmaxxing]

I would cut the can in half

No this cylinder is very important. It can't be cut in half

 

[Deleted member 130915]

Are we just copying ancient reddit threads word for word now

 

[IAmBecoming183CM]

I recommend watching femboy tranny videos to make the cylindner
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[Deleted member 132430]

The cylinder can just get soft, unless it is under the influence of something like viagra

 

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I recommend watching femboy tranny videos to make the cylindner
Small

That would just make it bigger?

 

[Deleted member 132430]

I recommend watching femboy tranny videos to make the cylindner
Small

Bad advice. My cylinder is now big and hard just after reading this

 

[IAmBecoming183CM]

That would just make it bigger?

You know what? Thats just your dick now. Live with your m&m tube filled with butter and bananas dick for the end of your days and think about what you’ve done.

 

[lcberg04]

Damn you packing that heat