How would you get back at someone that wronged you?

Nathan Fielder

Nathan Fielder

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No murder
No assault

Get creative
 
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leak their nudes
 
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Rape
 
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so? it will still ruin their life lol
if you have a big dick ur nudes getting leaked is a halo; look at drake, his nudes got leaked and foids started cooming cuz he’s 10 inches
 
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Buy a box of roaches and give it to him
 
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No murder
No assault

Get creative
hypothetically... i would:

-capture them
-collect their faeces during their moments of being a hostage
-turn them into sausages through the normal process
-mail them to their family
-make them eat it too
-release them freely
 
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rape literally comes under a form of sexual assault:feelsuhh:
Yeah it's in the umbrella Rape>Sexual assault>Assault but

Nvm why am I defending saying I will rape my enemies
 
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No murder
No assault

Get creative
In nature i would just do the first two things but in the current state of Earth i don’t really do anything when someone wrongs me because what am i going to do, manipulate someone’s girlfriend to break up with her boyfriend? Use hacking to steal someone’s money? Force mods to ban someone from social media?
 
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hypothetically... i would:

-capture them
-collect their faeces during their moments of being a hostage
-turn them into sausages through the normal process
-mail them to their family
-make them eat it too
-release them freely
i am crine nigga wtf:lul:
 
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hypothetically... i would:

-capture them
-collect their faeces during their moments of being a hostage
-turn them into sausages through the normal process
-mail them to their family
-make them eat it too
-release them freely
This guy gets it
 
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Dress up as a woman, have sex with him and suck his dick. Then after he came and already has post nut clarity you take off the wig and reveal that ur a dude. That‘s the ultimate revenge
 
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Dress up as a woman, have sex with him and suck his dick. Then after he came and already has post nut clarity you take off the wig and reveal that ur a dude. That‘s the ultimate revenge
has someone wronged u this far
 
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Dress up as a woman, have sex with him and suck his dick. Then after he came and already has post nut clarity you take off the wig and reveal that ur a dude. That‘s the ultimate revenge
Shark Tank Writing GIF
 
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Slap him on the bum bum
 
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Do nothing and stop talking to them
 
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you stop coping and move on.
 
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Get creative
make a fake tinder account and after talking for a while you suggest meeting up somewhere near your area because you don’t have car or your parents or whatever bullshit, make him drive for like 3 hours and then don’t show up, ik it really isn’t very harmful but it must be annoying asf
 
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You'll never feel avenged if you don't hypothetically rape, torture or kill them/their family
 
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