How would you unofficially spend $1,000,000 in dodgy cash?. No country for old men style discovery

[Rotter]

You can spread it over decades but then the more it's spread the more its discounted by inflation. Sensible thing is to buy any electronics, clothes, food and taxis you want, try to buy some gold then pose as a FIREcell with a 50% saving rate

 

[mrdouchebag]

Hookers and cocaine. That's how the money was made, that's how I am going to spend it. Eco-friendly recycling.