UMIRINBRAH?
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Zeta was just a normal guy, kind of quiet, always on his phone looking at faceswaps and blackpill memes. Thought he was deep but really he just read too much Reddit and watched too many YouTube videos about “hypergamy” and whatever.
Anyway, somehow he got pulled into the looksmax thing. Started doing all the shit — jawline exercises, red light therapy, posture braces, the whole nine. Wasn't even that bad looking, but you know how it is. Once you start down that road, there’s no end. He started lurking on looksmax.org, then posting, then getting responses from high ranking guys like@ master Dude was thirsty for clout.
Then one day he just… disappeared. Like, ghosted everyone. His accounts went dark. Friends said he stopped showing up to work. Roommate found his laptop open to some weird forum thread titled “final ascension” or some shit. No explanation. Just gone. People started speculating. Some said he cracked and joined a monastery in Tibet. Others said he got doxxed and had to move. But the real story?
He got chosen. Not for good shit either. Turns out he was being groomed for years. The whole time he thought he was grinding, building his "aesthetic," he was just being set up. They brought him in — same deal as Claviular — blindfolded ride, underground chamber, blood oath, all that Illuminati crap. Told him he was part of the “final phase.” Whatever the fuck that means.
And get this — when he came back, he looked different. Not just jacked or sharper jawline. Like... older. Or maybe younger? People who saw him said he didn’t blink sometimes. Just stared. And he never talked about where he’d been. Just dropped cryptic ass posts about “temporal anchors,” “wave synchronization,” and something called “The Return.” Dude legit posted a photo of himself holding a candle next to a skeleton hand wearing a Masonic ring. Then deleted it 10 minutes later.
No joke, if you go back through his old comments, there’s timestamps that don’t match up. Like he was replying to threads before they were posted. Which shouldn’t be possible unless... well, you know. I think he’s still out there. Maybe watching. Maybe waiting. Either way, he ain’t the same dude. None of them are.
Anyway, somehow he got pulled into the looksmax thing. Started doing all the shit — jawline exercises, red light therapy, posture braces, the whole nine. Wasn't even that bad looking, but you know how it is. Once you start down that road, there’s no end. He started lurking on looksmax.org, then posting, then getting responses from high ranking guys like@ master Dude was thirsty for clout.
Then one day he just… disappeared. Like, ghosted everyone. His accounts went dark. Friends said he stopped showing up to work. Roommate found his laptop open to some weird forum thread titled “final ascension” or some shit. No explanation. Just gone. People started speculating. Some said he cracked and joined a monastery in Tibet. Others said he got doxxed and had to move. But the real story?
He got chosen. Not for good shit either. Turns out he was being groomed for years. The whole time he thought he was grinding, building his "aesthetic," he was just being set up. They brought him in — same deal as Claviular — blindfolded ride, underground chamber, blood oath, all that Illuminati crap. Told him he was part of the “final phase.” Whatever the fuck that means.
And get this — when he came back, he looked different. Not just jacked or sharper jawline. Like... older. Or maybe younger? People who saw him said he didn’t blink sometimes. Just stared. And he never talked about where he’d been. Just dropped cryptic ass posts about “temporal anchors,” “wave synchronization,” and something called “The Return.” Dude legit posted a photo of himself holding a candle next to a skeleton hand wearing a Masonic ring. Then deleted it 10 minutes later.
No joke, if you go back through his old comments, there’s timestamps that don’t match up. Like he was replying to threads before they were posted. Which shouldn’t be possible unless... well, you know. I think he’s still out there. Maybe watching. Maybe waiting. Either way, he ain’t the same dude. None of them are.
