Huge fucking spiderman jumped at me and wanted to kill me pls help

[filipbrah]

Dude what the fuck was that it was literally Peter Parker dude was like 28cm no cap I shitted my pants and that huge fucking spider hides somewhere I'm fucked that's worst then androgenic situation

 

[filipbrah]

Should I unironically fire whole house or plant bomb here?

 

[1966Ford]

Ouuu shi dis might be the new Peter Parker in the making I'm like ouuukkaayyyy

 

[filipbrah]

Ouuu shi dis might be the new Peter Parker in the making I'm like ouuukkaayyyy
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Dude what if he was pregnant and billions of spiders will spawn here

 

[1966Ford]

Dude what if he was pregnant and billions of spiders will spawn here

he

pregnant

Spider might be a tranny

 

[filipbrah]

Spider might be a tranny

Yes whatever I don't rly give a shit now he's hiding and I'm fucked hopefully he won't kill me or sum