Humans were never meant to walk or run

[bottleofwater]

We wre meant to have the lowest amount of cortisol ever, we werent meant to walk or run, we were supposed to be chill and low c.

 

[bottleofwater]

Like legit imma buy a motorcycle for a 1 minute walk distance

 

[wall]

How would you catch food then?

 

[The Grinch]

I used to think i was lazy, until i bought my first motorbike and all of a sudden i wanted to go outside as much as possible. I realized i wasn’t lazy, i just didn’t had a vehicle

 

[jgrey080]

My red tip to imitate blood

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

We wre meant to have the lowest amount of cortisol ever, we werent meant to walk or run, we were supposed to be chill and low c.

Thats why we teleport

 

[bottleofwater]

How would you catch food then?

We were forced too because earth wasnt industrialized.

But the current state this workds in? Yeah, this is peak human life, we wre meant to live like this, mobility scooters for fat people, goyslop, cars.

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

I used to think i was lazy, until i bought my first motorbike and all of a sudden i wanted to go outside as much as possible. I realized i wasn’t lazy, i just didn’t had a vehicle

This is genuinly real asf

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

We were forced too because earth wasnt industrialized.

But the current state this workds in? Yeah, this is peak human life, we wre meant to live like this, mobility scooters for fat people, goyslop, cars.

the true goatis

 

[wall]

We were forced too because earth wasnt industrialized.

But the current state this workds in? Yeah, this is peak human life, we wre meant to live like this, mobility scooters for fat people, goyslop, cars.

Idk bro

I feel like absolute shit if I'm not active enough. Genuinely destroys my will to live
Running and lifting is peak life

 

[Eltrē]

You need to consume rotten meat and feces to activate your telepathic & telekinetic abilities to never have to inch a muscle again.

#AAJONUSAPPROVED

 

[Tom Brady]

Idk man eating raw goat shit raises my cortisol a lot more than chest day

 

[natelma0]

We wre meant to have the lowest amount of cortisol ever, we werent meant to walk or run, we were supposed to be chill and low c.

Yeah bro we should’ve been floating