(HUMILIATED RAGE) Couldn't fit in sports car seat to test drive it

[CelestialEmpire]

This afternoon my best friend Oliver (6'10.5 280LB of Muscle) and me (6'5.5 235LB of Muscle) went to the Lotus dealership to test drive the Emira, since my birthday is coming up and my Lord Father (Earl, in House of Lords, Worth £3.7B Pound Sterling) said he'd get me a sports car for my birthday.

We're WASPs who love British Roadsters (which mogs ethnic cars like Hellcats). But when we pulled up I couldn't fit my long limbs or massively wide shoulders in the seat AT ALL and my friend Oliver literally dented the door and cracked the window frame when his 28" bideltoid with 99.99th percentile bone density accidentally brushed the door frame.

We left in our Cadillac Escalade-V and raged so hard we almost hit a jeet crossing the road

 

[v.3ex]

guess what nigger

 

[vortex878]

This afternoon my best friend Oliver (6'10.5 280LB of Muscle) and me (6'5.5 235LB of Muscle) went to the Lotus dealership to test drive the Emira, since my birthday is coming up and my Lord Father (Earl, in House of Lords, Worth £3.7B Pound Sterling) said he'd get me a sports car for my birthday.

We're WASPs who love British Roadsters (which mogs ethnic cars like Hellcats). But when we pulled up I couldn't fit my long limbs or massively wide shoulders in the seat AT ALL and my friend Oliver literally dented the door and cracked the window frame when his 28" bideltoid with 99.99th percentile bone density accidentally brushed the door frame.

We left in our Cadillac Escalade-V and raged so hard we almost hit a jeet crossing the road

Dnr bossman

 

[tansel]

u are so nd dude lmao

 

[CelestialEmpire]

bump

 

[uglybrownskinman]

Can we be friends I’m 6’1 230 pounds of fat

 

[Ibohammed Eshakt’ur]

I have the same trouble with my McLaren P1. I should have at least test drove it before buying… now it’s collecting dust in my 10 car garage