I (19f) had a thick dildo buried completely inside me while hanging out with my family last week.

[optimisticzoomer]

It started as innocent boredom relief while my parents were out. I grabbed my toy, played around on the bed, then tried the floor for something new. Without warning, they returned early. I heard my mom heading straight for my door—she never knocks.

Panicking, I shoved the dildo all the way in and yanked my pants up just as she burst in. It stretched me intensely, mixing a sharp ache with intense pleasure. She needed help with dinner immediately and sounded stressed, so I couldn’t stall. Walking to the kitchen, every step made it shift deeper, sending secret waves through me. The contrast with our conservative Christian household made it feel even dirtier.

While chopping veggies, I fumbled a spoon. Bending to grab it drove the toy fully against my deepest spot. A quiet moan slipped out—I coughed to cover it. For the next twenty minutes, I stayed soaked and throbbing, trying to focus. Once dinner prep ended, I rushed back to my room, finished myself off, and had the strongest climax of my life. The risk, the fullness, and the thrill all blended perfectly.

It was accidental, but I loved it so much I’m tempted to try it on purpose next time. What do you think—should I?

 

[sonic55555]

Written by a man on reddit fyi

 

[Chadeep]

Gay btw

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Gay btw

What?

 

[iabsolvenico]

I pray this is a copypasta

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Either some fat pig made this post on reddit or some other creature from an unknown lagoon.

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

I pray this is a copypasta

No no no, this is ai. Look at the "-" and the wording style. This is AI, this some roleplay sex bot. This is not a real person.

 

[Resonance]

Walking to the kitchen, every step made it shift deeper, sending secret waves through me

sounds like a fucking ai chat bot

 

[Lefty Rankin]

It started as innocent boredom relief while my parents were out. I grabbed my toy, played around on the bed, then tried the floor for something new. Without warning, they returned early. I heard my mom heading straight for my door—she never knocks.

Panicking, I shoved the dildo all the way in and yanked my pants up just as she burst in. It stretched me intensely, mixing a sharp ache with intense pleasure. She needed help with dinner immediately and sounded stressed, so I couldn’t stall. Walking to the kitchen, every step made it shift deeper, sending secret waves through me. The contrast with our conservative Christian household made it feel even dirtier.

While chopping veggies, I fumbled a spoon. Bending to grab it drove the toy fully against my deepest spot. A quiet moan slipped out—I coughed to cover it. For the next twenty minutes, I stayed soaked and throbbing, trying to focus. Once dinner prep ended, I rushed back to my room, finished myself off, and had the strongest climax of my life. The risk, the fullness, and the thrill all blended perfectly.

It was accidental, but I loved it so much I’m tempted to try it on purpose next time. What do you think—should I?

You ever though you might be gay?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You ever though you might be gay?

Being gay is much more masculine than being straight but no, Im not

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Being gay is much more masculine than being straight

I don't know about all that crap

 

[sonic55555]

Being gay is much more masculine than being straight but no, Im not

except gay men are feminine

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I don't know about all that crap

Gay bulls only associate with other men, while straight sissies like women
Obviously gays’ reputation is tarnished by all the camp ones

 

[optimisticzoomer]

except gay men are feminine

Gay bulls only associate with other men, while straight sissies like women
Obviously gays’ reputation is tarnished by all the camp ones

.

 

[sonic55555]

.

gay bulls are also feminine and talk like bitchy bratty teenage girls

 

[sonic55555]

the masculine gay men in question

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

sounds like a fucking ai chat bot

 

[Jason5000]

It started as innocent boredom relief while my parents were out. I grabbed my toy, played around on the bed, then tried the floor for something new. Without warning, they returned early. I heard my mom heading straight for my door—she never knocks.

Panicking, I shoved the dildo all the way in and yanked my pants up just as she burst in. It stretched me intensely, mixing a sharp ache with intense pleasure. She needed help with dinner immediately and sounded stressed, so I couldn’t stall. Walking to the kitchen, every step made it shift deeper, sending secret waves through me. The contrast with our conservative Christian household made it feel even dirtier.

While chopping veggies, I fumbled a spoon. Bending to grab it drove the toy fully against my deepest spot. A quiet moan slipped out—I coughed to cover it. For the next twenty minutes, I stayed soaked and throbbing, trying to focus. Once dinner prep ended, I rushed back to my room, finished myself off, and had the strongest climax of my life. The risk, the fullness, and the thrill all blended perfectly.

It was accidental, but I loved it so much I’m tempted to try it on purpose next time. What do you think—should I?

tales from mumbai

 

[Resonance]

i tried it once when i was in a dark period. never again.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

the masculine gay men in question

Why did you dox yourself?

 

[sonic55555]

Why did you dox yourself?

lel

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Gay bulls only associate with other men, while straight sissies like women
Obviously gays’ reputation is tarnished by all the camp ones

You got a pretty fucked up head space

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You got a pretty fucked up head space

 

[Lefty Rankin]

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[Centurion Hunter]

It started as innocent boredom relief while my parents were out. I grabbed my toy, played around on the bed, then tried the floor for something new. Without warning, they returned early. I heard my mom heading straight for my door—she never knocks.

Panicking, I shoved the dildo all the way in and yanked my pants up just as she burst in. It stretched me intensely, mixing a sharp ache with intense pleasure. She needed help with dinner immediately and sounded stressed, so I couldn’t stall. Walking to the kitchen, every step made it shift deeper, sending secret waves through me. The contrast with our conservative Christian household made it feel even dirtier.

While chopping veggies, I fumbled a spoon. Bending to grab it drove the toy fully against my deepest spot. A quiet moan slipped out—I coughed to cover it. For the next twenty minutes, I stayed soaked and throbbing, trying to focus. Once dinner prep ended, I rushed back to my room, finished myself off, and had the strongest climax of my life. The risk, the fullness, and the thrill all blended perfectly.

It was accidental, but I loved it so much I’m tempted to try it on purpose next time. What do you think—should I?

Le heckin innocent angels

Written by a man on reddit fyi

a pajeet

 

[catboy09]

It started as innocent boredom relief while my parents were out. I grabbed my toy, played around on the bed, then tried the floor for something new. Without warning, they returned early. I heard my mom heading straight for my door—she never knocks.

Panicking, I shoved the dildo all the way in and yanked my pants up just as she burst in. It stretched me intensely, mixing a sharp ache with intense pleasure. She needed help with dinner immediately and sounded stressed, so I couldn’t stall. Walking to the kitchen, every step made it shift deeper, sending secret waves through me. The contrast with our conservative Christian household made it feel even dirtier.

While chopping veggies, I fumbled a spoon. Bending to grab it drove the toy fully against my deepest spot. A quiet moan slipped out—I coughed to cover it. For the next twenty minutes, I stayed soaked and throbbing, trying to focus. Once dinner prep ended, I rushed back to my room, finished myself off, and had the strongest climax of my life. The risk, the fullness, and the thrill all blended perfectly.

It was accidental, but I loved it so much I’m tempted to try it on purpose next time. What do you think—should I?

hot

 

[SoundnVision]

 

[them streets b cold]

many men either refuses to believe this story or they just gonna rope

 

[ivan.kuk]

I would judge you, but I would be hypocritical.

 

[ivan.kuk]

many men either refuses to believe this story or they just gonna rope

No woman types like that.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I would judge you, but I would be hypocritical.

Over if you’re not getting copypastas from r/sluttyconfessions

 

[ivan.kuk]

Over if you’re not getting copypastas from r/sluttyconfessions

The thing is they're not real. Spoils the whole point. No woman would write like this.

 

[ivan.kuk]

 

[optimisticzoomer]

The thing is they're not real. Spoils the whole point. No woman would write like this.

That makes it better tbh
Imagining some guy writing this

 

[Sean o' Tist]

Written by a man on reddit fyi

Nooo, its on reddit, so it has to be real, obviously. Do you not write your masturbation and sex stories all over internet to detail like a normal person?

 

[ivan.kuk]

That makes it better tbh
Imagining some guy writing this

Does it really?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Does it really?

Makes it funnier
Defeats the actual purpose of the subreddit of course

 

[ivan.kuk]

Makes it funnier
Defeats the actual purpose of the subreddit of course

If it were real women that typed this, it'd be the hottest thing. Thank god they don't though, because it would be suifuel at the same time.

 

[them streets b cold]

No woman types like that.

reading that seems to have discombabulated ur mental health